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biggiy05
03-09-2006, 09:24 PM
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.

Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.

She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
AlexMax
03-10-2006, 02:08 AM
You're not 31. Also, you're so undesierable that none of the above personalities would even want to touch you.

You will also die alone.
Beldaran
03-10-2006, 02:29 AM
you're so undesierable that none of the above personalities would even want to touch you.

You will also die alone.

Says the virgin albino video game addict on a zelda discussion forum...:D
Lilith
03-10-2006, 04:08 AM
shut up stop posting lol

Jk, lol. Women are certainly nice you know what I am saying :) :) :)
DragonBlaze
03-10-2006, 05:21 AM
sometimes, it's not about the tits.. You need to get a decent hump every once in a while too :)
ShadowTiger
03-10-2006, 10:16 AM
I have a Gamer Grrl. That's all I could ever ask for in life, really
moocow
03-10-2006, 10:25 AM
Says the virgin albino video game addict on a zelda discussion forum...:D

That is EXACTLY what I was thinking.



I like tits.
AtmaWeapon
03-10-2006, 12:46 PM
Nice GBS first post AlexMax too bad your 'Haha I am going to take your joke seriously and call you a loser' style doesn't take into account the fact that you are a single loser as well hehehe.

The post kind of reminded me of that short, "The Dot and the Line: A Romance in Lower Mathematics" only it was more of a "haha man" joke.
biggiy05
03-10-2006, 04:37 PM
You're not 31. Also, you're so undesierable that none of the above personalities would even want to touch you.

You will also die alone.

Welcome to the internet, we have jokes, porn, dumbasses, more porn, search engines, and porn.

I'm not single anyways.
moocow
03-10-2006, 05:02 PM
I'm not single anyways.

Indeed. And his girlfriend is cute.
Archibaldo
03-10-2006, 06:10 PM
Indeed. And his girlfriend is cute.
Oooh, pictures please!
biggiy05
03-10-2006, 07:41 PM
Oooh, pictures please!

Before (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/biggiy05/IMG_2681.jpg) hair cut

After (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/biggiy05/IMG_2733.jpg) hair cut

I look like I am stoned or drunk or something but I am stone cold sober. Here (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/biggiy05/IMG_2766.jpg)

She is a keeper too.
SeirraMist
03-10-2006, 09:18 PM
Ugh... I suppose I could go after one girl that from what I can tell have about a 95% chance of bieng able to hook up with, but it wouldent really be that passonite, and than theres the girl of my dreams who's % ranges from 0%-12% (Giagantic complication)... things like this should be easy.

That is pretty much true though. No matter who you choose you pretty much get screwed over in the end, so may as well choose the one that screws ya the least.
Beldaran
03-10-2006, 09:44 PM
so may as well choose the one that screws ya the least.

Or the most, depending on how you look at it. :naughty:
Archibaldo
03-11-2006, 01:11 AM
Ugh... I suppose I could go after one girl that from what I can tell have about a 95% chance of bieng able to hook up with, but it wouldent really be that passonite, and than theres the girl of my dreams who's % ranges from 0%-12% (Giagantic complication)... things like this should be easy.

That is pretty much true though. No matter who you choose you pretty much get screwed over in the end, so may as well choose the one that screws ya the least.

That's kind of the exact same situation I'm in. The girl who likes me is apparently obsessed with me, but the girl I like is one of my best friends. So yeah.
Dechipher
03-11-2006, 02:03 PM
Oh...teenage angst....


I remember being there.
SeirraMist
03-13-2006, 12:03 AM
Or the most, depending on how you look at it. :naughty:
Meh... Oddly enough I dont really care much for that in a serious relationship... mainly after the feeling of someone to hold, support, ect. ect... stupid stuff like that. However in like 3 years I'll proboly be all for that.
Cronic
03-13-2006, 01:51 AM
what by chance may i ask do you do for a living?
AlexMax
03-13-2006, 06:44 AM
Welcome to the internet, we have jokes, porn, dumbasses, more porn, search engines, and porn.

I'm not single anyways.

And yet you spend your time posting stupid shit you probably had forwarded to you over AIM or e-mail about girls with big tits that was maybe worth a chuckle. Maybe.

Splended. Keep making such stellar posts. I look forward to eagerly reading each and every one.
Verman
03-13-2006, 08:10 AM
biggiy05, good job on the gf...

Weren't you making fun of me in GB a bit ago by linking to a pick of mine and stating I was ugly? Now I see why that was such a good insult. I am laughing so hard right now I think I'm gonna shit myself.


But yes, keep your gf! and I don't mind reading these threads since nothing else is happening.
moocow
03-13-2006, 10:01 AM
And yet you spend your time posting stupid shit you probably had forwarded to you over AIM or e-mail about girls with big tits that was maybe worth a chuckle. Maybe.

Splended. Keep making such stellar posts. I look forward to eagerly reading each and every one.

I don't see you currently making any posts worth reading.

Oh My God, biggiy posted a joke, HE MUST BE HUNG AND STONED AND BURNED AND BEATEN BAHAHAHA
Glitch
03-13-2006, 11:29 AM
what by chance may i ask do you do for a living?


He's a volunteer firefighter/paramedic and currently training to do it as a career I think.




And Alex, shut the fuck up. Just because you're a douche and have never been laid doesn't mean you need to take out your sexual frustration on a internet forum.
punkonjunk1024
03-13-2006, 11:59 AM
mmmmm dating is exciting.

Comprimise or become so damn picky you turn into a hermit. (or end up with someone really interesting and satisfying but uh, like that happens)
Or become completely sex obsessed, and discard trivial "personalities"

*shrug*

I actually went through a pretty similar circle... it kinda seems like both ends of the spectrum have huge flaws. So I'm pretty much doing something completely different, which will end up with flaws, yeilding bad teenage poetry and yet another tally. have fun with it.

Hows firefighting working for you? I always thought that would be a sweet job.
moocow
03-13-2006, 12:46 PM
I jsut realized that I have no idea what is going on in this thread. For real.
CastChaos
03-13-2006, 01:50 PM
Any time I start to like a girl i immediately find something bad in her. Funny, isn't it? That times I rather play Zelda.

(I play Zelda lots, though...)
Glenn the Great
03-13-2006, 03:25 PM
mmmmm dating is exciting.

Comprimise or become so damn picky you turn into a hermit. (or end up with someone really interesting and satisfying but uh, like that happens)
Or become completely sex obsessed, and discard trivial "personalities"

*shrug*



Very true. My picky self is going down the hermit route right now.
ZTC
03-13-2006, 03:28 PM
I've found what bigguy posted was amusing

AlexMax... bah

I don't have a girlfriend and none of you see me bitching about it, I just have to wait for the right girl *shrugs*
SeirraMist
03-13-2006, 06:13 PM
I've found what bigguy posted was amusing

AlexMax... bah

I don't have a girlfriend and none of you see me bitching about it, I just have to wait for the right girl *shrugs*
Which most likely wont happen, and even if "the right girl" comes along, most of the time there are complications involved. Such as, youre idea of "the right girl" if not incrediably one way, proboly matches up with many other mens "right girl" fantasys. From there the rest of the stuff kinda tags along and ba da bing ba da boom.
punkonjunk1024
03-13-2006, 06:25 PM
Turns out my idea for the right girl can't really exist. So I'm trying to find something damn close.

A problem I've recently encountered - The girl I'm with now is basically exactly what I've always wanted in someone, personally, sexually, physically. I'm VERY picky on personality, and physicallity. I'm not making an exception anywhere... and as luck would have it, she's a tiger in the sack. Both of us were working to learn to satisfy in a relationship with the unsatisfyable... through which we learned what we were doing. Its... alot of fun, to say the least.
She's like as close to perfect as I think is possible.

So if shit doesn't work out... wtf am I going to do? Seriously, this chick... rules. She's a fucking mind reader.
So I'm a bit worried about what I'll do if we end up not working. It'll suck so bad to try to find someone even equal to her.... but you know, I'm 18, so I've got a while.
It would just suck, like, it gets so good that it can't get better, I don't want to get so used to that, because I'll suck at comprimise after this, if it ends.

*shrug* too much caffiene.
Cronic
03-13-2006, 06:40 PM
He's a volunteer firefighter/paramedic and currently training to do it as a career I think.


Nice, not bad at all ...that being known I can safely say that the admirable fields you have chosen will no doubt lead to a decent woman ...Theyre all crazy make no mistakes, but crazy or not one way or another you'll be taken care of, and really isn't that all that matters? ;)
Dechipher
03-13-2006, 08:12 PM
I jsut realized that I have no idea what is going on in this thread. For real.


I'm pretty sure I'm in the same boat, but I'm glad it hasn't been closed because it's exciting and maybe people will start fighting again.

poj...when did you just suddenly start talking about your sex life? and why, exactly?
biggiy05
03-13-2006, 08:30 PM
And yet you spend your time posting stupid shit you probably had forwarded to you over AIM or e-mail about girls with big tits that was maybe worth a chuckle. Maybe.

Splended. Keep making such stellar posts. I look forward to eagerly reading each and every one.


Nope it came from another forum I go to. Nice (http://wizdforums.co.uk/showthread.php?t=4179) try though.


biggiy05, good job on the gf...

Weren't you making fun of me in GB a bit ago by linking to a pick of mine and stating I was ugly? Now I see why that was such a good insult. I am laughing so hard right now I think I'm gonna shit myself.


But yes, keep your gf! and I don't mind reading these threads since nothing else is happening.


I wasn't sure if you were being sarcastic or serious at first but I am going with serious.

Actually I am pretty sure it was a solo picture but I could be mistaken.


He's a volunteer firefighter/paramedic and currently training to do it as a career I think.

Yeah waiting for an open slot at the fire academy and I take the test for the Columbus Divison of Fire in September.


I jsut realized that I have no idea what is going on in this thread. For real.

It went from AlexMax trying to make a funny to Verman talking about a picture I made fun of him in and now it's talking about how you either settle for what you have or you end up like a hermit and get nothing at all. I think.........


Nice, not bad at all ...that being known I can safely say that the admirable fields you have chosen will no doubt lead to a decent woman ...Theyre all crazy make no mistakes, but crazy or not one way or another you'll be taken care of, and really isn't that all that matters? ;)

Add working as an R.N. in the future part time just for the extra money and I am set.

I am going for a girl who works in the hospital, nursing, radiology, something that has a few big numbers lol. Yup I think I will do okay in the future.


I'm pretty sure I'm in the same boat, but I'm glad it hasn't been closed because it's exciting and maybe people will start fighting again.

poj...when did you just suddenly start talking about your sex life? and why, exactly?

Don't get your hopes up about the fighting just yet.

Pretty sure he made a thread or two about it in AWGL a few weeks ago.
punkonjunk1024
03-14-2006, 12:47 AM
I was uh, being sarcastic with the sexual mention in the thread, if that wasn't clear.
I dunno, I had a few questions about my sex life when it started, then I got banned, then I had abit to share/ask in ASWGL recently. I got more active,(and it got a efload better) so as a result, I tend to have more to share. :shrug: