This is funny as hell

[rocksfan13]

Check out this site.

http://www.barricksinsurance.com/jokes_links.html

I went here and I couldn't stop laughing.:rofl:

[moocow]

"I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control."

lol.

[ZTC]

you crashed Firefox :(

other than that, nice find

[ShadowTiger]

A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
I pulled in to the side of the road because there was smoke coming from under the hood. I realized there was a fire in the engine, so I took my dog and smothered it with a blanket.I can already feel my lungs popping. Thanks. ;-p

[Darth Marsden]

Some of my favourites:

The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him.

The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him.10 points!

[koopa]

I saw two kangaroos having it off in the middle of the road. So I hit them, which caused me to ejaculate through the sunroof.
Stupid, but funny.


The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were - Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn. Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo.
Well at least the cow gave a warning lol ...


A cow wandered into my car. I was afterwards informed that the cow was half-witted.
I wonder just who was ....

ROFL. I could post all of these, they're so funny.

[rocksfan13]

I particularly like the alcohol and ammo one. The blender wasn't too bad either.