View Full Version : This is funny as hell
rocksfan13
03-01-2006, 01:55 PM
Check out this site.
http://www.barricksinsurance.com/jokes_links.html
I went here and I couldn't stop laughing.:rofl:
moocow
03-01-2006, 02:02 PM
"I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control."
lol.
you crashed Firefox :(
other than that, nice find
ShadowTiger
03-01-2006, 04:37 PM
A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
I pulled in to the side of the road because there was smoke coming from under the hood. I realized there was a fire in the engine, so I took my dog and smothered it with a blanket.I can already feel my lungs popping. Thanks. ;-p
Darth Marsden
03-01-2006, 05:55 PM
Some of my favourites:
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him.
The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him.10 points!
koopa
03-02-2006, 03:18 PM
I saw two kangaroos having it off in the middle of the road. So I hit them, which caused me to ejaculate through the sunroof.
Stupid, but funny.
The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were - Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn. Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo.
Well at least the cow gave a warning lol ...
A cow wandered into my car. I was afterwards informed that the cow was half-witted.
I wonder just who was ....
ROFL. I could post all of these, they're so funny.
rocksfan13
03-02-2006, 03:57 PM
I particularly like the alcohol and ammo one. The blender wasn't too bad either.
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