Prrkitty
02-28-2006, 01:37 AM
Two southern boys, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go down to OK State to get ahead. Bubba goes into the advisor's office first, and the professor advises him to take math, history, and logic.
"What's logic?" asked Bubba.
The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed-eater?"
"I sure do," answered Bubba.
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard,"replied the professor.
"That's real good," Bubba responded in awe.
The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house."
Impressed, Bubba just shouts, "GAWL-LEEE!"
"And since you own a house and a house is tough to take care of by yourself, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"Sally Mae! How'd you know this?!"
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual rather than homosexual," said the professor.
"You're so right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of. I can't wait to take this here logic class."
Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where Cooter is still waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin?" Cooter asks.
"Math, history, and logic," replies Bubba.
"What in tarnation is logic?"
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?"
"No."
"You're queer, ain't cha?"
"What's logic?" asked Bubba.
The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed-eater?"
"I sure do," answered Bubba.
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard,"replied the professor.
"That's real good," Bubba responded in awe.
The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house."
Impressed, Bubba just shouts, "GAWL-LEEE!"
"And since you own a house and a house is tough to take care of by yourself, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"Sally Mae! How'd you know this?!"
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual rather than homosexual," said the professor.
"You're so right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of. I can't wait to take this here logic class."
Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where Cooter is still waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin?" Cooter asks.
"Math, history, and logic," replies Bubba.
"What in tarnation is logic?"
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?"
"No."
"You're queer, ain't cha?"