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Prrkitty
02-11-2006, 10:59 PM
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded over above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking, the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific, the massive amounts of concrete and steel it would take! This will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says "... nothing's wrong", and how I can make this truly special woman in my life happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"

Archibaldo
02-12-2006, 11:41 AM
ROFL. That was great. Totally made my day.

VI3T_DR@GON
02-12-2006, 04:36 PM
Hmm, I dont really get it that much, could someone explain it?

firefly
02-12-2006, 04:53 PM
I once heard an $7()$%& version of that...

ONeilcool
02-12-2006, 04:59 PM
Haha I thought it was funny, good one Prr

VI3T_DR@GON: Girls are so hard to understand, that it would be easyer to buid a bridge to hawaii then to explain it.

tikitiki
02-12-2006, 08:26 PM
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded over above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking, the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific, the massive amounts of concrete and steel it would take! This will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says "... nothing's wrong", and how I can make this truly special woman in my life happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"
that is so cool:googly:

VI3T_DR@GON
02-12-2006, 08:31 PM
Ok, now I got it, thanks ONeilcool. Good joke!

slothman
02-13-2006, 07:47 AM
God doesn't need to build a bridge.
There is already one there.
Since Hawaii has Interstate 1 and Interstates go between states then it must be connected to another state via I-1. :D

Well the joke is funny though.