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this one is quite simple, but very evil
just pick your weapon and whatnot and kill the person above you.
death2004
02-01-2006, 03:58 PM
*looks at marshmellow sword* Sonofa...
*forcefeeds ^ said sword, leading to asphyxiation =)*
< dropkicks ^ into the Atlantic Ocean
Darth Marsden
02-01-2006, 04:37 PM
< fires ^ into deep space, while musing that this thread seems remarkably similar to another more established one...
(this was taken from another one just like this last year)
← drops ↑ into a vat of acid
Bender
02-01-2006, 04:40 PM
agrees with ^^ about this thread looking like the other one, then skullfucks ^^ to death for sending a fighterjet after me;) Then shoots ^
Darth Marsden
02-01-2006, 04:40 PM
< slices ^ in two with his saber.
← calls forth lighting to strike ↑ dead
Bender
02-01-2006, 04:48 PM
slips cyanide in ^'s drink
Darth Marsden
02-01-2006, 07:15 PM
Summons a comet and squishes ^ into a pizza.
Sir_Johnamus
02-01-2006, 09:28 PM
Twinblades, and beheads ^.
Bender
02-01-2006, 09:32 PM
ties ^'s ankles to the rear bumper of an Amtrak train "Buh-Bye"
Questwizard88
02-02-2006, 12:35 PM
grabs a sword and beheads ^ in one swing.
← summons dark mist to choke ↑ to death
Bender
02-02-2006, 02:18 PM
travels back in time to when ^ was a baby and launches ICBM at ^'s crib
death2004
02-02-2006, 03:02 PM
You do it like this.
*dropkicks ^ into vat of acid and forcefeeds marshmellow sword to ^*
or this
← douses ↑ with gasoline(petrol) and alights ↑ on fire
Bender
02-03-2006, 01:58 PM
stabs ^ in face w/butcher knife
Darth Marsden
02-04-2006, 08:45 AM
Ties ^ to a stack of TNT, lights it and then throws ^ into a nuclear power station.
*uses a lightsabre to chop ↑ to pieces
Questwizard88
02-09-2006, 02:28 AM
Uses Wind Scar on ^, and breaks ^ into pieces.
Bender
02-12-2006, 08:31 PM
Nails ^ to the wooden floorboards, then < lowers the running lawnmower onto ^'s head. :evil:
← uses a hacksaw to hack ↑ to pieces
Revfan9
02-23-2006, 11:13 PM
MUH WEAPON! (http://nintendorevclub.jconserv.net/viewtopic.php?p=34666#34666)
< makes <all above> look at muh weapon...
halenite
03-04-2006, 05:58 PM
Takes fired clay and smashes it on ^ to smash his head
death2004
03-05-2006, 04:24 AM
*jumps off cliff and sits on ^, squashing him instantly*
WindStrike
04-13-2006, 07:47 PM
Uses 2 Pheonix Downs on ^ (you've died 8 times so you gotta be an undead one by now!)(and here's the ninth!)
xXVolvagiaXx
04-13-2006, 08:56 PM
Cause ^ to spontainiously combust.:D
WindStrike
04-14-2006, 05:55 PM
Very well, I was a few feet away from you when I spontainiously combusted. Buh Bye!
dimepiece
05-02-2006, 06:53 PM
Takes a auger and lays windstike down on a converter table...
BLOOD AND GORE! CALL ME VORE!!!
Ctorre
05-04-2006, 10:22 PM
Casts Bolt3 on ^
WindStrike
05-31-2006, 09:20 PM
Tapes a fish bowl on ^'s head complete with ocean water and an ocean fish.
g4conman
06-30-2006, 06:43 PM
< get a BMFG (from Infected) and blasts ^'s brains into an oblivion!
Ive got a boner for blood and violence!
Aranda
07-16-2006, 09:53 PM
Summons gads, amon, erim, and dhaos from the Lufia Serious.
Kick G4conmans ass guys.
dimepiece
07-20-2006, 08:32 PM
Summons Darksol, Darkdragon, and Zeon from the shining force series.
Kick Arandas gass guys.
Darksol casts demon breath Level 1, Aranda takes 50 points.
Darkdragon casts demon breath Level 2: Aranda takes 100 points worth of damage.
Zeon casts demon breath Level 3, OUT STANDING BLOW! Aranda takes 300 points of damage.
Aranda is exausted.
Dimepiece casts Bolt Level 4, Darksol Darkdragon and Zeon take 0 Points of damage.
MOTHER FUCKERS!
Dimepiece casts Desoul Level 4: The 3 devil kings souls are stolen.
QUESTION OF THE DAY!!! "do devi's even have souls?"
Aranda
07-21-2006, 01:13 PM
Didn't work sorry... Immune to darkness base attacks since I'm currently wearing a combination of the Dark and Light suits. the mutual assurred destruction suit.
Dumps the RPG gag...
Pulls out a sulfur crested cockatoo that screechs for 10 minutes causing a cave in that leads to a earth quake that destroys massachutas.
Bender
07-22-2006, 01:21 AM
Rapes Aranda up the butt with sawed off shotgun then pulls the trigger.
dimepiece
07-25-2006, 02:11 PM
Pulls out demonstaff and casts Muddle 3...
PureZeldabud
07-26-2006, 09:48 AM
< paralyzes ^ when ^ is leaping across a pit that leads to the core of the Earth
Bender
07-26-2006, 02:46 PM
Tatoos swatika on ^'s head and "KKK" on ^'s chest and dumps ^ off naked in a crime ridden ghetto (no, i'm not a racist, just trying to get ^ killed)
dimepiece
07-26-2006, 03:18 PM
Sword of Absolute Darkness, show me your power...
BAMMM!!!
Double K.O.
Aranda
07-26-2006, 03:59 PM
Sword of Purified Light show me your power!
BAMMM!
Double K.O.
dimepiece
07-26-2006, 04:15 PM
Mother Fucker!
Just curious but who are you and how did you know the oposite of the Sword of Absolute Darkness is the Sword of Purified Light both of which I created...
Damn, this is just crazy.
Boston Masacre all over again...
Bender
07-27-2006, 12:19 AM
Injects ^ with 20000 c.c.'s of heroin from giant AIDS-infested needle with mad air bubbles in it. :D
I bring out a pickax, and start hammering ^ into a bloody pulp
halenite
08-24-2006, 11:26 AM
*steals ^'s pickaxe, throws it away, and freezes, followed by a kick, shattering the frozen body*
Bender
08-24-2006, 11:28 PM
Shoves painfully large hunk of C-4 up ^'s ass without lube then detonates ^ to bloddy charred chunks.
hellebeest
08-29-2006, 04:29 PM
< Shuts down stargate while ^ steps through
SkyMan25
09-05-2006, 10:49 PM
Use Bolt Gun To Mount On Wall Then Slowly And Painfully Saws You In Half With A Rusty Case Knife, Then Burns The Evidence And Dumps Ashes In A River
SkyMan25
09-06-2006, 09:43 PM
Someone kiLl Me so i can killthem.
Suicide!
Chains Self To Rocket Though I Slip Out Of A Loose Chain And Get Burnt And Smushed By The Fall
hellebeest
09-07-2006, 04:13 PM
< Goes back in time 19 hours and takes ^ edit button and shuffs it up ^ you know whatsis,
then provides the chain and rocket.
/me casts WRRRRYYYY onto ^. ^ explodes!
SkyMan25
10-06-2006, 09:43 PM
shouts WTF until ^ brain go boom around inside of skull
*belches*
(which causes an earthquake to swallow you up)
halenite
11-03-2006, 02:09 PM
*gouges out ^s eyes and kicks ^s head off*
mrz84
04-23-2007, 04:17 PM
Summons the Giant Jade Bunny of Destruction which falls on ^
Fortis Nova
04-23-2007, 05:51 PM
< Clones T-rex from prehistoric DNA. < Feeds ^ to said T-rex.
mrz84
04-24-2007, 11:40 AM
Pulls out a cattle prod and pokes ^ with it until ^ becomes fried chicken. I then feed said chicken to my army of super kitties. :kitty:
<calls upon Odin to slice ^ in half
mrz84
04-25-2007, 12:11 PM
< summons Alexander (FF9) to lay the almighty smack down on ^
Mitsukara
04-25-2007, 07:14 PM
← summons King Trode and a rabble of noisy NPCs to stampede ↑ while holding a sign that says "Dragon Quest is awesome too".
mrz84
04-26-2007, 11:05 PM
Equips the Dragovian King sword and slashes ^ with Cloud's Omnislahhs (yes, two different thnigs from two different games used at the same time) :kitty:
Rakshiba
11-23-2007, 11:07 PM
I chain her to a wall and cauterizes her anal cavity shut while over the next few days violently torturing her and forcifully feeding her mass ammounts of food... with nowhere for her bodies waste to empty out from, her stomache ruptures. As she's slowly dying from internal acid burns/bleeding I summon the Meteo spell, and deliver the final blow to the face with the help of the seven sages while using the master sword... the end...
I kill you by simply showing you a video of what you did to the last person and watch you die from watching something so gross.
Rakshiba
11-23-2007, 11:38 PM
I kill you by sending you actual internet links to things twice as horrible as that! :tongue:
And if you, Jennifer, or any other viewers of this post were offended truly meant no harm, and you can kill me for being so sick in the head
Sure thing. I shoot you in the head repeatedly with a machine gun to make sure no more gross thoughts (or any thoughts at that) enter your mind.
Rakshiba
11-24-2007, 12:35 AM
Great!... sound like a deal! ;)
/me turns ^ into a cow and summons hungry people to butcher and eat ^
exwir
08-21-2008, 04:03 AM
Excellent sound man ....
Yapollo
01-18-2010, 04:36 PM
While I am standing about wondering if I kil ZTC or exwir, my avatar falls on them both. *shrug*
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