Favorite torture method?

[Goat]

Whats everyones favorite torture method? mine is the thumb screws

[Darth Marsden]

I've always been fond of subjecting people to a load of 'What's your favourite <Insert Topic Here>?' threads.

[Machiavelli]

Yea. Or I tell them my brother died in order to get them to make a quest for me.

[AlexMax]

Blinding them.

[Beldaran]

Death by snoo snoo

http://pawell13.by.ru/tlz/grabs/3acv01/301-63.jpg

[Aegix Drakan]

Ah Machiavelli, you know about the "glasscleaner" incident too?

My favourite method of torture is: keep making crappy jokes 24-7, the victim is bound to go nuts.
but the above methods have their merits, especially if used on glasscleaner :evil:
(boy I'm really evil today aren't I?)

[Darth Marsden]

Death by snoo snoo

http://pawell13.by.ru/tlz/grabs/3acv01/301-63.jpgThat's not a torture. That's paradise. Try again.

EDIT: Aegix, you could never hope to come even close to being evil. Your own self-centered belief is the very reason why you fail. Incidentally, my second favourite torture method would be forcing the victim to listen to X-Factor and Pop/American Idol rejects sing for hours on end.

...see how easy that was?

[Saffith]

I'm rather partial to the Viagra/potato peeler combo, or anything involving heavy sanding equpment. But my favorite, I'd have to say, is to make people watch as their children are tortured and killed. Best of all is, if they have more than one child, let them choose one to go free while the others have to stay behind and suffer.

[Aegix Drakan]

(reads DM's Post)

Oh good! I don't want to be evil anyway. thanks for the morale boost!
Another form of torture: force a man to choose beween a large supply of beer, or a beautiful blonde.

[Darth Marsden]

(reads DM's Post)

Oh good! I don't want to be evil anyway. thanks for the morale boost!
Another form of torture: force a man to choose beween a large supply of beer, or a beautiful blonde.You're not trying! Whichever one he chooses, he gets to be happy. Now if the Beer bottles were full of water and the blonde was a pre-op transexual, then we'd be getting somewhere. Think these things through man!

[Goat]

I would always pick a beer over a woman

25 reasons beer is better than women

You can enjoy a beer all month long
Beer stains wash out
You don't have to wine and dine beer
Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play baseball
When your beer goes flat, you toss it out
Hangovers go away
A beer label comes off without a fight
Beer is never late
Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer
Beer never gets a headache
After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents
A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer
If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head
A beer always goes down easy
You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty
You can share a beer with your friends
You always know you're the first one to pop a beer
Beer is always wet
Beer doesn't demand equality
You can have a beer in public
A beer doesn't care when you come
A frigid beer is a good beer
You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good
If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony

[Darth Marsden]

I've heard THAT one before.

My third favourite method of torture is making you choose between the rack or being the sole moderator on a forum. My fourth favourite is making them listen to Britney Spears for the rest of their life. And my fifth is tying them to a wall and placing a glass of water JUST out of their reach.

The evil is just DRIPPING from my fingers now.

[firebug]

Goddamn whats up with all the mental tortures? Where's the good old-fashioned PAIN???
I'm partial to pulling fingernails and toenails. Teeth are fun too. Or how about SLOWLY inserting needles into the abdomen. Fun fun. Also you could cut out the tongue, gouge out the eyeballs, skin the legs and/or arms, slow disembowelment, shove lightbulbs/bottles/test tubes into the anus and then place multiple kicks square in the ass. God, the options are limitless.

[Rainman]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_bull

This sounds fun.

[DarkDragoonX]

Death by paper cut.

[Darth Marsden]

Goddamn whats up with all the mental tortures? Where's the good old-fashioned PAIN???Dude, Britney Spears is pain on a record. If the single for Hit Me Baby One More Time is played backwards, it opens a portal to hell. Little known fact.

[Eckels]

I would always pick a beer over a woman

25 reasons beer is better than women

... 25 stupid reasons ...

1 reason women are better than beer

1.) It feels much nicer to stick your dick in a woman, rather than a beer.

Women WIN!

[Darth Marsden]

1 reason women are better than beer

1.) It feels much nicer to stick your dick in a woman, rather than a beer.

Women WIN!Depends how cold the beer is.

[Eckels]

Depends how cold the beer is.

it does?

Then something is seriously wrong with you, or you're gay.

[Darth Marsden]

Dude, we all know something's wrong with me. But I swear, by the moons of Endor, that I am NOT gay. You're gay. You big... fat... gay poof!

Goes into a corner and sulks

[Lilith]

It depends on if it was a guy or a girl and what they'd done. Personally I really like knives and slicing, not so much into organs or whatever, but maybe I could be. "Death of a thousand cuts" while tied up sounds really good, doing it really slow while talking to the person about various things, aka whatever reasons you are doing it for. It would be cool to have blades or push knives in my fingers and slide them around, maybe finish it off by punching in the face with it. If it was a guy I hated I'd like to torture his dick and probably fuck someone in front of him while having his eyes pinned back A Clockwork Orange style (unless he enjoyed that). If it was a girl I might like to overpower her and possibly torture her breasts a lot, it would have to be a chick with bigger tits than me. I might like to cut them off but not nessescarily when she was alive. Also it would be cool to rape her with something. I don't really like torture involving fingers, feet or the tongue. The scene with the nailgun and the tongue-slicing in American Psycho (the book) was insanely creepy. So you know how it goes.

wait guys what's goin on in this thread?

[Saffith]

doing it really slow while talking to the person about various things, aka whatever reasons you are doing it for.Heh, or just whatever. Talk about their family, their job, et cetera.
Just like going to the dentist, except instead of fixing your teeth, he kills you.


If it was a girl I might like to overpower her and possibly torture her breasts a lot, it would have to be a chick with bigger tits than me. I might like to cut them off but not nessescarily when she was alive.Hollow them out and make matching hats!

[Dechipher]

Submersion in Vomit. Repeatedly. With smashed glass throughout.

[MacWeirdo42]

*reads thread*
*faints*

Seriously, I just don't have the heart (or the stomach) for this kind of thing. Torturing really doesn't suit me... I could possibly kill them with kindness, though. Convince them that something really horrible is going to happen to them, but then just be about as sweet as I could possibly be... Let them drive themselves insane trying to figure out what the heck is giong on. Aside from that, no, just not my thing.

[Dechipher]

Actually, I'm not sure if I came up with that, if it was my friend, or if I read it on here, but I've always thought a good torture method would be to, say if you have someone incarecated, tell them that within 3 months they will be put to death. But don't tell them when or how. Throughout the 3 months, have guards walk along, scraping their knives on the bars, or have them randomly awoken and taken into a room where they sit for 3 hours, with a machine emitting a harmless green smoke. Then take them back. Or wake them up in the middle of the night, standing over them with a knife. Have guards bring in sharp elaborate machines with plenty of spikes and sharp objects, staring at the prisoner.

I think that would be pretty bad. Then drown them in the vomit. :D