The things that come up on the internet...

[ZomfgIts0rzlolo]

I have an online friend who went by Giant Spider. He made a typo on one of his messenger names and it came out Gianr Spider. He told me to look it up on google...

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b181/0rzTheGreat/whathteFUCK.jpg

:scared: :scared: :scared:

[cachitin]

This is just weird. Did he try to type in giant spider or something?

[ZomfgIts0rzlolo]

I guess he just wanted to see what his typo brought up.

[cachitin]

what does gianr really mean. My using my knowledge, I think it is something horrible

[ZomfgIts0rzlolo]

Not a clue.

[cachitin]

Google must have everything that is nasty. I've tried it right now and man don't ask how it was

[Lilith]

I love this picture.

[Starkist]

People stuff their meta tags with all sorts of random words so that their site will show up on more searches.

[ZeldaLord]

It's true, Google turns up all kinds of random crap... :laughing:
I wish it gave you the option to only show pages which match your search query in both meta tags and the actual page body.

[ShadowTiger]

Me too, man. Me too. =/


On a somewhat related note ... ...

<@TunaRoll> wow, i spelled bukkake wrong and google corrected meGotta love Google.


But .. still .. "Giant Bouncing Boob Pictures of Brown Recluse Spider" ... That goes just a liiiittle bit beyond insane. I don't think that was placed there all that randomly. X_x

[Lutraphobiac]

"Pictures of Brown Recluse Spider" - Fad at the popular website Something Awful
"Giant Bouncing Boob" - Always fun

[cachitin]

It's scary to know how insane these websites are

[ZomfgIts0rzlolo]

But what about the OTHER site :x

[zoraking]

I konw my freshman year I was doing a research paper on a career (I think it was an interpreter, but I'm not sure) and I googled interpreter and something about a mass suicide of 914 people popped up. Murder-Suicides, lol.

[cachitin]

How insane. Was the 914 poeple killed on the same day?

[zoraking]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/november/18/newsid_2540000/2540209.stm

There! I just typed up "mass suicide 914" and remembered that I saw it on BBC.com
They all drank things laced with cyanide.

[Goat]

Its liek when I type in lesbians on googles and it comes up with lame things like personal sites for lesbians to meet each other, I need some action dammit

[AlexMax]

Its liek when I type in lesbians on googles and it comes up with lame things like personal sites for lesbians to meet each other, I need some action dammit

Google image search.


People stuff their meta tags with all sorts of random words so that their site will show up on more searches.

meta tages are horribly inefficent at getting high rankings on google.

[cachitin]

Is there other horrible secrets that we should know about google?

[Saffith]

Google murdered my grandparents and raped my dog.

But just try and find THAT on Google.

[MacWeirdo42]

Bah... I'm sorry, but anyone who allows a web page to be entitled "Giant Bouncing Boob Pictures of Brown Recluse Spiders" (even if it's automatically generated) needs to be taken out into the street and shot. The fact that this incident has happened disturbs me beyond all reason.

[Goat]

Ive never beat off to a brown recluse spider before, I guess there's a first time for everything.

[cachitin]

what is a recluse spider?

[Goat]

http://entomology.unl.edu/images/spiders/brown_recluse2.jpg (http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2061.html)

[cachitin]

OK? I think I'll take my question back

[ZomfgIts0rzlolo]

I still want to know what's up with the other circled website.

[Rainman]

what is a recluse spider?
You saw the picture, but yeah, demon spawn from hell.

[cachitin]

Spiders are like demons? I never thought of that

[Goat]

Check out some of the damage they do...

http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/chp/brown%20recluse/brown5.jpg
http://www.acponline.org/graphics/bioterro/canthrax/brown_spider2.jpg
http://www.highway60.com/mark/brs/images/bite_90a.jpg

[Rainman]

Ouch. I bet it leaves a badass scar though.

[Goat]

Scars are teh sexy

[cachitin]

Is that spider really poisenous? Can you die from it?

[Goat]

we'll learn you to search google one of these says

The physical reaction to a brown recluse spider bite depends on the amount of venom injected and an individual's sensitivity to it. Some people are unaffected by a bite, whereas others experience immediate or delayed effects as the venom kills the tissues (necrosis) at the site of the bite. Many brown recluse bites cause just a little red mark that heals without event. The vast majority of brown recluse bites heal without severe scarring (http://spiders.ucr.edu/avoidbites.html).

Initially, the bite may feel like a pinprick or go unnoticed. Some may not be aware of the bite for 2 to 8 hours. Others feel a stinging sensation followed by intense pain. Infrequently, some victims experience general systemic reactions that may include restlessness, generalized itching, fever, chills, nausea, vomiting, or shock. A small white blister usually initially rises at the bite site surrounded by a swollen area. The affected area enlarges and becomes red, and the tissue is hard to the touch for some time. The lesion from a brown recluse spider bite is a dry, blue-gray or blue-white, irregular sinking patch with ragged edges and surrounding redness--termed the "red, white, and blue sign." The lesion usually is 1½ inches by 2¾ inches or smaller. Characteristics of a bite are further discussed at http://www.amednews.com/free/hlsa0805.

The bite of the brown recluse spider can result in a painful, deep wound that takes a long time to heal. Fatalities are extremely rare, but bites are most dangerous to young children, the elderly, and those in poor physical condition. When there is a severe reaction to the bite, the site can erupt into a "volcano lesion" (a hole in the flesh due to damaged, gangrenous tissue). The open wound may range from the size of an adult's thumbnail to the span of a hand. The dead tissue gradually sloughs away, exposing underlying tissues. The sunken, ulcerating sore may heal slowly up to 6 to 8 weeks. Full recovery may take several months and scarring may remain.

It is difficult for a physician to accurately diagnose a "brown recluse bite" based simply on wound characteristics. It is absolutely necessary to have the spider for a positive identification. Necrotic wounds can result from a variety of agents such as bacteria (Staphylococcus, "flesh-eating" Streptococcus, etc.), viruses, fungi, and arthropods (non-recluse spiders, centipedes, mites, ticks, wasps, bedbugs, kissing bugs, biting flies, etc.). Necrotic conditions also can be caused by vascular and lymphatic disorders, drug reactions, underlying diseases states, and a variety of other agents. An annotated list of conditions that could be mistaken for a brown recluse spider bite is available at http://www.ama-assn.org/amednews/2002/08/05/hlsa0805.htm. Misdiagnosis of lesions as brown recluse bites can delay appropriate care.

[Darth Marsden]

Dude, eww! Those pictures put me right off my dinner, they did.

Let's lighten this thread a little (warning - not 56k friendly):


http://www.userfriendly.org/cartoons/archives/03nov/uf006112.gif

http://www.userfriendly.org/cartoons/archives/04aug/uf007001.gif

http://www.userfriendly.org/cartoons/archives/05may/uf007925.gif

http://www.userfriendly.org/cartoons/archives/04sep/uf007126.gif

http://www.userfriendly.org/cartoons/archives/05oct/uf008409.gif

http://www.userfriendly.org/cartoons/archives/05sep/uf008311.gif

EDIT: These are taken from User Friendly (http://www.userfriendly.org).

[Cloral]

Huh? Only 1 Starbucks on Antartica?

[Samson007]

The brown recluse spider is pretty bad ass. That picture doesnt do it justice, its not that its a huge spider, but what it can do to a person is absolutely horrifying.

http://cowaro.com/Spider/20040928JVasquez_BR.jpg

http://thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/brown_recluse_spider_bite_Day10.jpg


Big post I know, but sometimes you just need to share the happiness of the world with everyone!

Thats what happnes when it bites you.

[cachitin]

Are all of these pictures from google?

[Machiavelli]

Those pictures are pretty nasty.
/me bites into a slice of pizza.

[cachitin]

Can it get any nastier?

[Tygore]

Huh? Only 1 Starbucks on Antartica?
One Starbucks for every 4 people in a mile radius sounds about right, actually. Unfortunately, they all work there.

[cachitin]

Do you think one starbucks is okay? What I like there is green tea frappe by the way.

[biggiy05]

Do you think one starbucks is okay? What I like there is green tea frappe by the way.

Do I see another spammer? I don't drink coffee or tea.