Humor for retards.

[Dechipher]

!OFFENSIVE LINK AHEAD!

http://www.lmnop.com



I found this in like the 8th grade while randomly typing in addresses. I'm not entirely sure what the purpose of it is, but it's a pretty interesting site. The jokes section has so much stupid shit in it that it actually gets kinda funny after a while.

Check it out.

Btw, some of the jokes are offensive. I forgot about some of them when posting this. If you are easily offended then you should probably not click on it.

[Darth Marsden]

Those jokes are not funny. They're pretty damned offensive, for the most part. Example:

Q: What did Hurricane Katrina do to the price of gas?
A: She made it happy. I don't care how drunk you are, these will NEVER be funny. Ever.

[Some Kinda Hate]

Just wait till you get to the Christopher Reeve ones.

[Dechipher]

I was actually thinking about some of the justifiable homicide ones. I forgot about the Katrina/Christopher Reeve jokes.

As I said,
The jokes section has so much stupid shit in it that it actually gets kinda funny after a while.

[Rainman]

I like the asshole list:
http://www.lmnop.com/assholes.html



*Anyone with two last names separated by a hyphen.*

*Anyone who watches the show Friends.*

*Anyone who has children.*

*Anyone who likes hip hop.*

*Anyone who is an actor or an actress.*

*Anyone who is a politician.*

*Anyone with a conscience.*

*Anyone who works in the medical field.*

*Anyone who works for the government.*

*Anyone who does not work.*

*Anyone who has a disability.*

*Anyone who buys their clothes new.*

*Anyone who wears a wig.*

*Anyone who is either white or not white.*

*Anyone who is a children.*

*Anyone who wears make-up.*

*Anyone who shops.*

*Anyone with bumper stickers on their vehicle.*

*Anyone who is either wealthy, middle-class, or poor.*

*Anyone in law enforcement.*

*Anyone who takes drugs.*

*Anyone who votes.*

*Anyone who does anything.*

*Anyone who has pets.*

*Anyone who likes rides a bicycle.*

*Anyone who wears make-up.*

*Anyone who wears clean underwear.*

*Anyone who does not go to church.*

*Anyone who is heterosexual, bisexual, lesbian, homosexual, or asexual.*

*Anyone who watches cable television.*

*Anyone who has an open mind.*

*Anyone who obeys the law.*

*Anyone who is educated.*

*Anyone who curses.*

*Anyone with a personality.*

*Anyone who thinks they can make a difference.*

*Anyone who thinks that they are not an asshole.*


Um, ok.

[Machiavelli]

I don't think those jokes were very funny. I didn't laugh once. Oh wait, yes I did...


Q: What do you call it when you take a dump inside your underwear and you don't even realize it?

A: Justifiable homicide.
And it wasn't even a lol.

[Dechipher]

Hence "kinda funny" :D


I just figured I'd share it with you guys. It's interesting to see some of the weird shit you can find on the 'net.

[Masamune]

Hence "kinda funny" :D


I just figured I'd share it with you guys. It's interesting to see some of the weird shit you can find on the 'net.


Yeah.

http://www.somethingawful.com/firemancomics/chef.swf

Please keep in mind that I'm a little high.

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

The only 2 funny jokes

Q: How did Christopher Reeve and his wife have sex?

A: They didn't.
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Q: What does Michael Jackson do every afternoon?

A: He watches Sesame Street and masturbates.

[Goat]

LOL, I guess im either retarded or an asshole cause I laughed my ass off!

[zoraking]

Those jokes are like the jokes on the popsicle sticks of "Good Humor". They suck. I think one was about an artist in an art museum and it was funny because it sucked so much.

[Verman]

I cried i was laughing so hard.

oh this is the best:

Q: What do you say to a gay men right after his lover has died?

A: "You're next."

[Dechipher]

I liked the MJ ones, and the Hurricane Katrina/Tsunami ones weren't really funny (excepte the one that goes "What was the worst part about Hurrican Katrina? That George W. Bush wasn't on the beach" or whatever.)

In any case, I thought I'd share them with you guys. I knew (almost for a fact) that Verman would enjoy them, but I wasn't sure about anyone else.
The article I really liked was the "Things not to put on your CD" or whatever it was. I, being a musician who is about to release a CD, found this highly entertaining, espeically since we're doing a lot of those things.