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Eckels
10-04-2005, 07:42 PM
[19:31] <Eckels> IN MY CIVILIZATIONS, ALL IDEAS WILL BE CONSIDERED FACT UNTIL PROVEN WRONG
[19:31] <brekkar\away> just your ideas
[19:31] <brekkar\away> or everyone's
[19:31] <Eckels> IDEAS CAN'T SIMPLY BE DECLARE NOT A FACT BECAUSE A CONFLICTING IDEA EXISTS
[19:32] <Eckels> SIMILAR IDEAS WILL BE CONSIDERED FACT
[19:32] <Eckels> ABOUT A SAME CONCEPT
[19:32] <Eckels> FOR INSTANCE
[19:32] <Eckels> IF ONE PERSON SAYS "I THINK PEANUT BUTTER COMES FROM TURKEYS"
[19:32] <Eckels> AND ANOTHER PERSON SAYS "i THINK PEANUT BUTTER IS FECAL MATTER FROM LETTUCE"
[19:32] <brekkar\away> what if someone says eckels is not a god?
[19:32] <Eckels> BOTH PEOPLE WOULD BE RIGHT
[19:33] <Eckels> UNTIL THEIR IDEAS ARE PROVEN WRONG
[19:33] <Eckels> SINCE THOSE IDEAS ARE FAIRLY EASY TO PROVE
[19:33] <Eckels> FALSE
[19:33] <Eckels> THEN BOTH WOULD PRETTY QUICKLY GET RULED OUT
[19:33] <Eckels> MORE DIFICULT IDEAS THOUGH
[19:33] <JayeM> like looking at the ingredients on the jar of peanut butter?
[19:33] <Eckels> WOULD BE HARDER TO SORT OUT
[19:34] <Eckels> IF ONE PERSON SAYS, "THE SKY IS BLUE BECAUSE IT'S MADE OF WATER"
[19:34] <Eckels> THEN IT WOULDN'T BE AS EASY TO PROVE WRONG
[19:35] <Eckels> ANOTHER PERSON COULD SAY "THE SKY IS BLUE BECAUSE THE EARTH PREFERS THE COLOR BLUE AS IT'S COAT"
[19:35] <JayeM> that's been disproves already
[19:35] <Eckels> IN OUR CIVILIZATION YES
[19:35] <JayeM> hmm, I like that one
[19:35] <Eckels> ANYWAYS
[19:35] <Eckels> THE KEY HERE IS
[19:35] <Eckels> THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT OUR RELIGIONS ARE BASED ON
[19:35] <JayeM> and black for evening wear
[19:36] <JayeM> with tiny sequins
[19:36] <Eckels> THAT'S CUTE
[19:36] <Eckels> BUT SEQUINS SUCK
[19:36] <Eckels> MAKE IT GLITTER
[19:36] <Eckels> AND MAKE EARTH WEAR TOO MUCH EYE SHADOW
[19:36] <JayeM> ok
[19:37] <Eckels> AND HAVE HER WEAR A REALLY SHORT SKIRT
[19:37] <Eckels> AND DRINK A LOT
[19:37] <brekkar\away> ;o
[19:37] <brekkar\away> jayem
[19:37] <JayeM> lol
[19:37] <Eckels> OMG EARTH WOULD BE HOT
[19:37] <JayeM> yes?
[19:37] <brekkar\away> how are joo
[19:37] <JayeM> ok, at the moment
[19:37] <JayeM> had a hell of an afternoon, seeing the doctor tomorrow
[19:38] <Eckels> REALLY? IF IT'S MY BABY, YOU'RE KEEPING IT.
[19:38] <JayeM> :) of course
[19:38] <JayeM> do your babies cause heartburn?
[19:39] <Eckels> UM ACTUALLY YES
[19:39] <Eckels> JEN HAD TERRIBLE HEARTBURN WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT WITH DANIEL
[19:39] <JayeM> oh dear
[19:40] <JayeM> I'm pregnant...
[19:40] <JayeM> with a child of God
[19:40] <Eckels> WE SHALL NAME HIM JESUS
[19:40] <Eckels> AND HE WILL FIX CARS

SixTen
10-04-2005, 08:58 PM
What else would Jesus even do besides fix cars. 1 AD through 33 AD was in fact the hey-day of the automobile industry so it's only logical for him to be a mechanic.

Dechipher
10-04-2005, 09:03 PM
Jesus = Hey zeus.

Hey zeus = Mexican.

What else would a Mexican do but fix cars?