Pooping, right now!

[DarkPanther]

Yeah, that's right. Right now, my pants are around my ankles and I'm droppin' a mean duece while I make this thread.

And when I'm done, I'm gonna turn around and take a picture of my turd and email it to my boss.

Why Paris Hilton and Snoop don't use their Sidekick II's for this purpose, I don't know, but they should.

I have to wipe.

Later.

[Drunken Tiger]

I take it you dont like teh boss... Let us know how it all goes.. ;)

[Glitch]

You shoulda just taken a poop on the hood of his car.

[Lutraphobiac]

Is the turd floating? If it is not floating than you need more fiber!

[slothman]

Is the turd floating? If it is not floating than you need more fiber!
Is that true?
If so then I haven't been geting enough fiber for decades.
It just seems wrong though.

[Goat]

One time me and my roomate pooped in a box and plqaced it on teh doorsptep of one of our buddies, he wasnt thrilled to receive his package

[AtmaWeapon]

So wait, you are wiping with the sidekick? That seems both uncomfortable and wasteful.

[slothman]

I saw a show talking about a woman who has dogs go aroung the yard creating waste. She then picks them up, puts them in a bag, and mails them to people who customers want. It's a dirty business but she makes money.

[MottZilla]

If you wanna get your boss you're supposed to shit in his lunchbox.

[slothman]

Putting his lunchbox directly to your anus. That sounds sexual or something.

[AtmaWeapon]

Yes, quite often I get aroused at the thought of placing plastic objects in the vicinity of my an--
oh wait that's not right slothman what have you been doing?

[g4conman]

You should "Shit in his cereal" ! :D (quote from "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back")