View Full Version : Pooping, right now!
DarkPanther
09-29-2005, 10:34 AM
Yeah, that's right. Right now, my pants are around my ankles and I'm droppin' a mean duece while I make this thread.
And when I'm done, I'm gonna turn around and take a picture of my turd and email it to my boss.
Why Paris Hilton and Snoop don't use their Sidekick II's for this purpose, I don't know, but they should.
I have to wipe.
Later.
Drunken Tiger
09-29-2005, 10:41 AM
I take it you dont like teh boss... Let us know how it all goes.. ;)
Glitch
09-29-2005, 10:51 AM
You shoulda just taken a poop on the hood of his car.
Lutraphobiac
09-29-2005, 10:55 AM
Is the turd floating? If it is not floating than you need more fiber!
slothman
09-29-2005, 12:54 PM
Is the turd floating? If it is not floating than you need more fiber!
Is that true?
If so then I haven't been geting enough fiber for decades.
It just seems wrong though.
One time me and my roomate pooped in a box and plqaced it on teh doorsptep of one of our buddies, he wasnt thrilled to receive his package
AtmaWeapon
09-29-2005, 02:39 PM
So wait, you are wiping with the sidekick? That seems both uncomfortable and wasteful.
slothman
09-29-2005, 05:38 PM
I saw a show talking about a woman who has dogs go aroung the yard creating waste. She then picks them up, puts them in a bag, and mails them to people who customers want. It's a dirty business but she makes money.
MottZilla
10-01-2005, 01:35 AM
If you wanna get your boss you're supposed to shit in his lunchbox.
slothman
10-01-2005, 03:31 PM
Putting his lunchbox directly to your anus. That sounds sexual or something.
AtmaWeapon
10-01-2005, 06:35 PM
Yes, quite often I get aroused at the thought of placing plastic objects in the vicinity of my an--
oh wait that's not right slothman what have you been doing?
g4conman
10-08-2005, 04:11 PM
You should "Shit in his cereal" ! :D (quote from "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back")
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