Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

[Glitch]

If you didn't know, today is natonal talk like a pirate day. So spread the scurvy love and give your girl some plank while wearing a eye patch and screaming about lost booty.

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
Below is a picture of the guys that came up with this along with a few other people.
Notice the nice rack on the woman and the creepy ass mother fucker beside her.
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/appearances/graphics/twisted_oak.jpg

[Darth Marsden]

Avast, me hearties! 'tis indeed a fine day for such fun! Break out the Grog and let's keelhaul some bilgerats! YAH! :pirate:

[DarkPanther]

Bullshit.

That's a pic from AGN Convention 2005.

[Darth Marsden]

The sword to the landlubber! Aye, he ain't respectin' the rules, he ain't! Gillet his guts and give them to the gulls! YAR!

[Axel]

Be it thys time o' th'year agin? Seems like it were on'y yisterday I be talkin' like thys. Oh, wait, it were. That'd do it, eh?

[carrot red]

I'm buying the *Pirattitude* book and offering it to my favorite pirate today.

Post a link to Find Your Inner Pirate, Glitch.

[Daarkseid]

Pirates are gay.

[Darth Marsden]

We be loving a fine wench, matey. (No offense meant to the lasses here) To be calling us something we're not is treason! We hang, draw and quarter them! Off with his head! YAR-HA-HAR!

[deathbyhokie]

Pirates are gay.

may the Flying Spaghetti Moster rape you with His Noodly Appendage for defaming His People, the pirates.

[Orion]

Pirates are gay.

Watch it. I'm a pirate at a Renaissance Festival. And last time I checked, I wasn't gay.

Anyway, cheesey joke that makes the little ones laugh; what's a pirate's favorite root beer?

[AtmaWeapon]

I'm having trouble finding a woman in the picture, but I think I have ol' creepy narrowed down.

*edited to add pirate talk*
n33d cr4ckz, s3r31z, n w4r3z v0t3 4 my s1t3

[Darth Marsden]

Ahoy matey. I don't know a pirate's favourite root beer, me & me crewmates just drink grog! Let us in on your secret, and we shall share our booty with ya! Not too much mind, them wenches ain't cheap.

[me2]

Pirates are gay.

Agreed. Ninjas are much cooler. When will we ever have a Talk Like a Ninja Day?

Oh yeah. Never. Ninjas don't talk >_>

[SixTen]

Yarhg, seems we be needin' a good ole fashioned duel between th' Pirates n' Ninjas.

[Tygore]

Yarr, Pirates win cause Ninjas can't swim.

[theplustwo]

http://images.theplustwo.com/agn/corsair.jpg

[AtmaWeapon]

I just can't get over this

http://www.atmaweapon.org/images/AGN/zoom/pirate1.jpg
http://www.atmaweapon.org/images/AGN/zoom/pirate2.jpg
http://www.atmaweapon.org/images/AGN/zoom/pirate3.jpg
:( I can't sleep because when I close my eyes I see his face.

[Darth Marsden]

Good god! In those close ups, he looks horribly like my dad wearing a silly wig! And the woman on the right looks like my mother without her glasses! This... this is too freaky. I have to go lie down now.

[Breaker]

Watch it. I'm a pirate at a Renaissance Festival. And last time I checked, I wasn't gay.


...but then you're also not really a pirate, are you?

[Orion]

...but then you're also not really a pirate, are you?

Fair enough.

[Jemsee]

OH that key board theplustwo posted is too funny.
I have tears in my eyes.