DarkPanther
09-15-2005, 04:18 PM
The Plungrappler
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b130/WhatIsYourFreq/plungrappler.jpg
Behold, the second in a series of exciting and upcoming Developments & Innovations in Combat Ki (DICK).
The Advancing Generation of the Ninja (AGN) are proud to present the most recent breakthrough in vertical stealth technology - the Plungrappler.
Getting tired of trying time after time to get your grappling hook in just the right spot? Tired of getting halfway up the side of a virtually unscaleable wall, only to have your grapple hold give out on you? Well here's your answer. This DICK adds powerful suction to a tried and true utility of the AGN. Thanks to Lick It & Stick It Technology™, you will no longer be required to get that hook wrapped around something sturdy before your stealthy ascension. Just kiss that cup and let it suck! Specs include:
Ergonomic handle for better grip before throwing
Wide lips to wet for maximum suction
Full tang hooks for the vertically challenged
Standard silent nylon rope
After the overwhelmingly successful lanch of the nunchakatana (http://www.armageddongames.net/showthread.php?p=987187) a few months back, AGN is willing to release this DICK at a discount to the first one million customers.
PM your orders to me and please include what color you prefer your DICK to be.
Until the next DICK is unveiled!!!...
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b130/WhatIsYourFreq/plungrappler.jpg
Behold, the second in a series of exciting and upcoming Developments & Innovations in Combat Ki (DICK).
The Advancing Generation of the Ninja (AGN) are proud to present the most recent breakthrough in vertical stealth technology - the Plungrappler.
Getting tired of trying time after time to get your grappling hook in just the right spot? Tired of getting halfway up the side of a virtually unscaleable wall, only to have your grapple hold give out on you? Well here's your answer. This DICK adds powerful suction to a tried and true utility of the AGN. Thanks to Lick It & Stick It Technology™, you will no longer be required to get that hook wrapped around something sturdy before your stealthy ascension. Just kiss that cup and let it suck! Specs include:
Ergonomic handle for better grip before throwing
Wide lips to wet for maximum suction
Full tang hooks for the vertically challenged
Standard silent nylon rope
After the overwhelmingly successful lanch of the nunchakatana (http://www.armageddongames.net/showthread.php?p=987187) a few months back, AGN is willing to release this DICK at a discount to the first one million customers.
PM your orders to me and please include what color you prefer your DICK to be.
Until the next DICK is unveiled!!!...