Goat
09-12-2005, 04:27 PM
Yesterday me, my roomate, and one of our buddies were sitting in this bar in Cincinnati waiting for the reds game to start. We had tickets and wanted to get a little drunk beforehand, cause beer is liek $6.50 in the stadium. Its this little hole in the wall shit bar about the size of my apartment, it rocked, those are the best kind of bars. Anyways, I drink about half my beer, and i realize i have to piss. I had felt kind of weird the past day or so, but i just passed it off as a hangover or something. OK, enought with teyh bull shit, the story im trying to tell is, i get right outside the bathroom, around teh corner from everyone else who is in the bar, and everything goes black, my eyes are open, but i cant see shit, then i start shaking, really bad, and i have to throw myself against the wall to keep from collapsing, finally after what seemed liek forever, some of teh color cdomes back and i can make out a chair next to me, i sit down and rest my head and i start to feel a little better, i still feel really dizzy and shitty, but i can stand up now, and i finish my way to teh bathroom, i look at myself in teh mirror and i am pale white, like whiter than alex, and my eyes are beat red, plus im covered in a very cold sweat now, i start to get dizzy again so i sit on the toilet and take a shit, you didnt need to know that, but now you can think about me shitting, and thats important to you. i flush, and wash up, and make my way back to my buddies, who had 2 more beers and a three wiseman (jack, jim, and cuervo all in one shot) Im thinking, no way, im way to sick for this shit, so i order a coke and a sammich.
the end
It scared teh shit out of me, I had a little bit here and there, but the last real meal i had eaten was friday evening, it was now sunday afternoon, plus i had been drunk twice between the last time i had eaten, and the moment of teh attack, so i think alot of it was from not eating, dehydration from drinking so much, and io had seriously had like 4 hours of sleep over teh past 3 days as i worked 55 hours last week, 15 of those on friday. Im rambling now, just... just... feel my pain bitches!
the end
It scared teh shit out of me, I had a little bit here and there, but the last real meal i had eaten was friday evening, it was now sunday afternoon, plus i had been drunk twice between the last time i had eaten, and the moment of teh attack, so i think alot of it was from not eating, dehydration from drinking so much, and io had seriously had like 4 hours of sleep over teh past 3 days as i worked 55 hours last week, 15 of those on friday. Im rambling now, just... just... feel my pain bitches!