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carrot red
09-10-2005, 12:38 PM
I Wish Game

Here is how you play the wish game:

To start you write a wish.
Then the next person to reply grants your wish, but there is a consequence to it!

Example:
First person: I wish it was Friday.
Next person: Granted but this memo just in... Friday is really Monday in disguise.

Then you post a wish of your own.

I'll start.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Beldaran
09-10-2005, 12:42 PM
Granted! I will pay you one million dollars! Here is the playment plan: 25 cents every 30 years until I have either given you a million dollars or I am dead. First payment scheduled for September 10th, 2035.

I wish I could do whatever I wanted with my time, instead of going to a pointless job.

carrot red
09-10-2005, 01:03 PM
Granted. But it has been proven that time is an illusion created by evil minds to brainwash you and turn you into a robot. Pointless jobs are the only thing guaranteed to keep you sane and preserve your free will.

I wish I had the ability to create a mold for a new breed of men and women.

me2
09-10-2005, 01:06 PM
Granted. Unfortunately, they eat each other.

I wish I was good at playing piano.

carrot red
09-10-2005, 01:16 PM
Granted. But it gives you twisted fingers and a bad back in the end. Try the guitar.

I wish I could grow wings and fly.

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-10-2005, 01:20 PM
Granted, but you go too close to the sun.
I wish I was big.

Beldaran
09-10-2005, 01:23 PM
Granted, but you develop an inappropriate relationship with an older woman, come to miss your childhood, and end up winning a few oscars.

I wish I was a superhero.

Darth Marsden
09-10-2005, 01:58 PM
Granted, but your powers are limited to super smell and super breath.

I wish I could see the universe.

carrot red
09-10-2005, 02:03 PM
Granted, but it's really as big/small as Little Prince's planet.

I wish I had the power of healing.

Darth Marsden
09-10-2005, 02:06 PM
Granted, but you can only heal grasshoppers.

I wish I could heal women... all night long

Beldaran
09-10-2005, 02:06 PM
Granted, however you must have wild sex with me everytime you wish to heal someone.

I wish I had all the answers.

carrot red
09-10-2005, 02:09 PM
Granted. But the questions change whenever you get the answers to them.

I wish I had total immunity.

Darth Marsden
09-10-2005, 02:11 PM
Granted, but you are also immune to pleasure.

I wish I had a TARDIS

Beldaran
09-10-2005, 02:12 PM
Granted. Should you ever get on the show Survivor, you will never get voted off. That's what you meant, right? Survivor? Because that's what you get.

I wish I had a nice, non-annoying, non-time consuming girlfriend.

Darth Marsden
09-10-2005, 02:16 PM
Granted, but she's REALLY ugly.

I wish I had Christina Millian as my girlfriend

carrot red
09-10-2005, 02:17 PM
Granted, but she'll be a figment of your imagination and you could only see her a minute a day.

I wish I could put a stop to natural disasters.

Darth Marsden
09-10-2005, 02:19 PM
Granted, but only in the region of my back garden.

I wish I could stop two people from posting at the same time

Beldaran
09-10-2005, 02:27 PM
Me Too.

carrot red
09-10-2005, 02:32 PM
Granted, but the world would become boring and dull and the color red would go missing from it.

I wish wishes always become reality.

Darth Marsden
09-10-2005, 02:44 PM
Granted, but next time you win the lottery you have to share it with 4 million other people.

I wish I could live forever

me2
09-10-2005, 05:33 PM
Granted. But when the earth explodes, you'll be suffocating for eternity.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of money.

Beldaran
09-10-2005, 05:36 PM
Granted, but as you spent it, it would gradually become worthless because of inflation and the nature of money as a whole. Money is just a symbol of value and an infinite supply just divides the amount of money over the amount of available value.

I wish I had a machine that produced infinite, renewable, clean energy.

Darth Marsden
09-10-2005, 07:01 PM
Granted, but every time you use it, a new-born babe that would one day be a really hot girl dies.

(Not on topic, but I have a post count of 666. Bwa-ha-ha!)

I wish I could go back in time and shoot George W Bush when he was first born

Archibaldo
09-10-2005, 08:30 PM
Granted, but as a result of going back in time, you have gone back too far to when you haven't been born yet. Doing this has caused you to disappear slowly, untill eventually you are nothing but a wisp of air...


I wish I had a sandwich.

Beldaran
09-10-2005, 10:14 PM
Granted, but it's a SANDWICH OF DOOM

I wish I had a terminator robot programmed to do my bidding.

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-10-2005, 11:35 PM
Granted, but its Arnold and he never gets any clothes.

I wish all Boston sports teams would dissapear.

me2
09-11-2005, 12:27 AM
Granted. But then they decide to blow up half of South Africa.

I wish I could buy We Love Katamari.

moocow
09-11-2005, 12:41 AM
Granted. But you buy the last copy available and wind up ruining the disk to absolute no repair.

I wish I didn't get hang-overs.

Beldaran
09-11-2005, 12:53 AM
Granted. Mysteriously, no chemical on earth will get you high or drunk. You are doomed to live out your existence with your full mental faculties.

I wish junk food was the healthiest food on earth.

ShadowTiger
09-11-2005, 01:06 AM
Granted. However, your parents are still making you eat your vegetables. :p

I wish that whenever I sneeze, George W. Bush would sneeze as well, and it wouldn't work in reverse.

King Aquamentus
09-11-2005, 01:13 AM
Granted, but he no longer screws up his speeches, and whenever you speak, well... Lol...

I wish I didn't have ADD.

me2
09-11-2005, 01:33 AM
Granted. You have ADHD.

I wish I had a faster connection.

King Aquamentus
09-11-2005, 01:43 AM
Granted. you are now trapped in the internet, instantly going to sites without the aid of a server.

I wish Al quieda's intelligence dropped by 300%, and they knocked on my door asking if "this is a cave" so I could beat them up and take pictures of them wetting themselves, which I would post on the internet for all patriots to see.

Darth Marsden
09-11-2005, 08:36 AM
Granted, but everyone would believe them to be fakes, and you'd be locked up for it.

I wish I were able to visit every theme park in the world.

carrot red
09-11-2005, 02:14 PM
Granted, but you don't get to go on any of the rides.

I wish I could turn back the clock for some people.

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-11-2005, 02:16 PM
Granted, but they end up turning out worse because of it.

I wish pizza was free.

carrot red
09-11-2005, 02:26 PM
Granted, but they decide to stop making it worldwide.

I wish it was Sunday everyday.

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-11-2005, 02:37 PM
Granted, but you have to go to church everyday.

I wish for world peace.

Beldaran
09-11-2005, 02:40 PM
Granted. A facist regime takes over and murders everyone. But there is no more war.

I wish I was a famous author.

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-11-2005, 02:57 PM
Granted, but now your an ugly old lady who does nothing but write.

I wish my skin was blue.

ShadowTiger
09-11-2005, 03:22 PM
Granted. However, your glasses fall off and a library bookshelf falls on you in your own privately-funded mansion. :p

I wish that a large bird would descend from the skies and peck my brains out.

(Heh. I look forward to your response. >:-P)

Darth Marsden
09-11-2005, 03:42 PM
Granted, but then the birds poops on a hot young lady.

*Next!

I wish I could know everything

Beldaran
09-11-2005, 04:01 PM
Granted, but you lose the abilty to speak or write or communicate in any way, so no one benefits from your knowledge. Gradually the truth drives you mad.

I wish that I could have sex with Elizabeth Hurley.

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-11-2005, 04:08 PM
Granted, but she just had a sex change.

I wish I had 3 green boxes

Darth Marsden
09-11-2005, 04:13 PM
Granted, but they're sealed shut and you can never open them.

I wish I had cancer. (Let's see you reply to THAT!)

Beldaran
09-11-2005, 05:28 PM
Granted.

I wish this thread would go on forever until the end of the universe.

deathbyhokie
09-11-2005, 05:34 PM
Granted, but the eventual massive size of the thread pulls the universe into itself, ending the universe.

I wish people didn't eat all my food

carrot red
09-11-2005, 05:34 PM
Granted, but your mouth would be glued shut.

I wish I could make a wish with no consequences attached to it.

Beldaran
09-11-2005, 05:38 PM
Granted. But your wishes stop coming true.

I wish upon a star...

carrot red
09-11-2005, 05:40 PM
Granted, but you stop seeing the Milky Way.

I wish I had an infinite supply of Mountain Dew.

Beldaran
09-11-2005, 05:43 PM
Granted, but you die of caffeine poisoning.

I wish I had a magic pop machine that had infinite cans of pop and cost no money and the pop was a secret health serum that improved your health and also I had lots of money and random supermodels would come over and take fully clothed showers with me, followed by kinky sex with loud music playing and then I become king of america.

carrot red
09-11-2005, 06:05 PM
Granted, but only for the pop machine and king of America because the wish machine got jammed.

I wish I could paint and draw like an artist.

Beldaran
09-11-2005, 06:11 PM
Granted, but you are only able to draw pictures of me.

I wish I had four arms.

carrot red
09-11-2005, 06:17 PM
Granted, even if I don't want to imagine why for. BUT they'll tied all the time.

I wish I had time to play all day.

Beldaran
09-11-2005, 06:24 PM
Me Too

YCOPI you like pronouncing "YCOPI" as "WHY COPY" instead of saying all the words.

carrot red
09-11-2005, 06:36 PM
Wrong thread, Bel. Try again.

Beldaran
09-11-2005, 06:39 PM
lol god damn it. I'm an idiot.

I wish I wasn't an idiot.

carrot red
09-11-2005, 06:47 PM
Granted, but if you were not an idiot to begin with, you're cursed.

I wish I didn't have to go soon.

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-11-2005, 08:52 PM
Granted, but you end up doing nothing.

I wish I was married to Erica Campbell

carrot red
09-12-2005, 02:49 PM
Granted, but you discover she's a drag queen.

I wish I could write like Walt Whitman.

Beldaran
09-12-2005, 04:21 PM
Granted. But Walt Whitman sucks, so now you do too.

I wish I knew what I was supposed to be focused on.

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-12-2005, 08:17 PM
Granted, but what you're focusing on is something that will end up killing you somehow.

I wish this topic was This or That

Machiavelli
09-12-2005, 08:20 PM
Granted. But you vision will become un-focused. You will then have to wear glasses like that of the professor on futurama.

I wish that was 1 and 1/4th inches taller.

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-12-2005, 08:38 PM
OK... thank you Machiavelli.

Granted, but you also weigh 300 pounds more.

I wish this topic was This or That

Machiavelli
09-12-2005, 08:43 PM
Granted. But then This or That would turn into this topic.

I wish that there was a real life mute button that only I can use to shut people up.

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-12-2005, 09:03 PM
Granted, but you can't unmute.

I wish I was a lesbian girl(running out of ideas)

Machiavelli
09-12-2005, 09:07 PM
Granted. But your become a very ugly one.

I wish I never ran out of ideas.

Great Warrior
09-13-2005, 03:04 AM
granted. but you cannot find anyone to listen to them.

i wish i could express my feelings better.

Beldaran
09-13-2005, 10:49 AM
Granted, but then everyone thinks you're gay for being so expressive.

I wish I were Jack Black's best friend.

carrot red
09-13-2005, 11:34 AM
Granted. But then you'd have to change your first name.

I wish I could read books by just looking at the cover; it saves a lot of time.

Beldaran
09-13-2005, 04:45 PM
Granted, but the experience gives you such a horrendous headache, that you discontinue the practice.

I wish I could become a toaster and throw nuclear slime at all the purple monster babies.

Machiavelli
09-13-2005, 06:43 PM
Granted. But these purple monster babies have skin that absorb nuclear slime and shoot it back out at it's sender.

I wish that I had an unlimited supply of cherry coke.

Beldaran
09-13-2005, 07:12 PM
Granted, Mr. No Teeth and super-diabetes.

I wish masturbation made you more intelligent.

Machiavelli
09-13-2005, 07:29 PM
Granted, but you lose your hands in an accident.

I wish I could just do my homework and stop procrastinating.

Beldaran
09-13-2005, 08:01 PM
Granted, but you still fail the test.

I wish it was January.

Machiavelli
09-13-2005, 08:07 PM
Granted. But the sudden change of temperature (it was 91 degrees today!) causes all of the oceans algae to die. Congratulations. You just killed the ocean.

I wish that I would win the lottery.

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-13-2005, 08:59 PM
Granted, but its only a $2.00 lottery.

I wish I was a PRETTY lesbian girl

Beldaran
09-13-2005, 09:20 PM
Granted. But you have to let me watch you have sex whenever you do it.

I wish I was a rich porn baron who drove a ferrari and made porn films for a living.

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-13-2005, 09:26 PM
Granted. But you have to let me watch you have sex whenever you do it.
That's fine.


Granted. You do gay porn.

I wish I had 5 arms

carrot red
09-14-2005, 11:48 AM
Granted, but you also have 3 legs.

I wish I had a magic ball.

Machiavelli
09-14-2005, 05:24 PM
Granted, but it has a mind of it's own and you can never tell if it's lying to you.

I wish that I didn't lose my earing this morning.

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-14-2005, 07:29 PM
Granted. You lost the other one.

I wish the Braves would win the world series.

Machiavelli
09-14-2005, 07:45 PM
Granted. but the yankees challenged them to a rematch and the braves lost.

I wish I could find anything I'v ever lost.

KJAZZ
09-14-2005, 08:38 PM
Granted. However, it will take you 10 minutes to find each individual thing, and you will continue to lose things every 9 minutes.

I wish I was a fish. :waggle:

Machiavelli
09-14-2005, 09:18 PM
Granted, but your alergic to water :waggle:

I wish that whenever I wanted to check the weather, it would be on tv as soon as I turned it on so that I would not have to wait.

Beldaran
09-14-2005, 09:27 PM
Granted, but nothing is ever on TV except your local weather.

I wish I could sing well.

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-14-2005, 09:30 PM
Granted, but you're now deaf.

I wish I lived in Kenya

carrot red
09-14-2005, 09:53 PM
Granted, but you get mauled by a lion.

I wish I could control time.

Machiavelli
09-14-2005, 09:57 PM
Granted but only in one second incriments ten years apart.

I wish I knew how to swim.

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-14-2005, 10:00 PM
Granted, but you lose the ability to navigate and get stuck in the middle of the ocean.

i wish i had the Family Guy Season 3 dvd

Machiavelli
09-14-2005, 10:05 PM
Granted, but your dvd player is broken.

I wish that it doesn't rain for the rest of the week.

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-14-2005, 10:12 PM
granted, but the world blows up instead.

I wish the world would never blow up

Machiavelli
09-14-2005, 10:21 PM
Granted, but you spontaneosly combust.

I wish that the word "abbreviation" was shorter. (running out of ideas...)

carrot red
09-14-2005, 10:29 PM
Granted, but the alphabet becomes 26 letters longer.

I wish there wasn't poverty in the world.

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-14-2005, 11:24 PM
Granted, but middle-class is now equal to poverty and upper-class is now equal to middle-class.

I wish I lived in the country

carrot red
09-15-2005, 01:09 PM
Granted, but you'd live there as a hermit.

I wish there were no hypocrits in the world.

Beldaran
09-15-2005, 01:35 PM
Granted, but governments everywhere are thrown into disarray as all politicians suddenly disappear.

I wish I had a job.

carrot red
09-15-2005, 02:06 PM
Granted.

I wish I had a magic wand that actually works.

Beldaran
09-16-2005, 12:11 AM
Granted, but it only has one spell: "Make Beldaran Have Instant Orgasm".

I wish I had that magic wand too.

Great Warrior
09-16-2005, 03:00 AM
granted, but you are unable to have real sex.


i wish i had a time machine and could travel back and forth into the future.

Darth Marsden
09-16-2005, 03:48 AM
Granted, but the only point in time you can travel to is the end of the universe.

I wish my cat weren't so hungry all the time.

Great Warrior
09-16-2005, 09:45 AM
granted, but your cat dies.

i wish I could stop eating junk food.

Darth Marsden
09-16-2005, 09:56 AM
Granted, but you're allergic to every other type of food.

I wish I was all powerful, with no limits to my power.

carrot red
09-16-2005, 11:19 AM
Granted, but your power will destroy you.

I wish I wasn't a *responsible* person.

Beldaran
09-16-2005, 12:26 PM
Granted, but you become a crack whore.

I wish I had magic pants that no matter how many times you reached into the right front pocket, there was a twenty dollar bill in there.

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-16-2005, 02:16 PM
Granted, but in your right pocket is acid.

I wish Varina wasn't so good at football.

Darth Marsden
09-16-2005, 05:56 PM
Granted. Varina now owns you at Baseball instead.

I wish I could have Linkin Park's next three studio albums right now.

Beldaran
09-16-2005, 06:01 PM
Uh, granted. Since that's so awful by itself, I don't need to add anything.

I wish Linkin Park didn't exist.

Machiavelli
09-16-2005, 06:03 PM
Granted, but they have taken all rock music with them.

I wish there was only one language in the world.

Darth Marsden
09-16-2005, 06:06 PM
Granted, but it's sounds really irritating and is hideously complicated to learn.

I wish that when I die, I'm going to go to Heaven

carrot red
09-16-2005, 06:16 PM
Granted, but Heaven takes the form of your personal hell.

I wish I could wake up one day speaking all the languages of the world.

Darth Marsden
09-16-2005, 06:42 PM
Granted, but you suddenly becomes Mute.

I wish I were never tired.

carrot red
09-16-2005, 06:45 PM
Granted, but no one would lend you toothpicks for your eyelids.

I wish there was a unified font color for all.

Darth Marsden
09-16-2005, 06:47 PM
Granted. But only for this post!

I wish the world would disarm every single nuclear bomb.

Machiavelli
09-16-2005, 06:48 PM
Granted, but it you cant see it against the background.

I wish *thinks back to YCOPI* that nobody would ever post as the same time as someone else.

carrot red
09-16-2005, 06:51 PM
Granted, but things would be too quiet for comfort.

I wish my IM didn't act up all the time.

Darth Marsden
09-16-2005, 06:53 PM
Granted, but nobody ever talks to you ever again.

I wish I had enough money to fly over and actually meet some of you guys.

Machiavelli
09-16-2005, 06:56 PM
Granted, you can't find anyone who wants to see you.


I wish that I got a new computer.

carrot red
09-16-2005, 06:59 PM
Granted, but it's a brand new Pentium I.

I wish I had a jet plane.

Darth Marsden
09-16-2005, 07:01 PM
Granted, but fuel costs more then the plane itself.

I wish I was Superman. No, wait... Spider-Man. No... Ah, sod it. A superhero. With DECENT superpowers. Like flight. And Stength. And stuff. Yeah.

Machiavelli
09-16-2005, 07:04 PM
Granted, but you're 2'1" and nobody takes you seriously.

I wish I had a Brand new, very large, plasma TV.

carrot red
09-16-2005, 07:06 PM
Granted, but you'd end up in jail accused of stealing it.

I wish I had a wishing well in my name.

Darth Marsden
09-16-2005, 07:06 PM
Granted, but it gives out curses rather then wishes.

I wish I didn't need to wear glasses.

Machiavelli
09-16-2005, 07:08 PM
Granted. You're blind.

I wish I had Atla Shrugged by Ayn Rand.

Great Warrior
09-17-2005, 03:52 AM
granted, but you never read Fountainhead.

i wish i had a computer that undertood shorthand.

bigjoe
09-17-2005, 05:20 AM
Granted, but as a result,your computer ceases to understand binary, and permanently stops working.

I wish that Beldaran and carrot red were the same person, so that they couldn't double post.

carrot red
09-17-2005, 08:08 AM
Granted, but in the process of granting your wish, the wishing machine gets jammed and you and Monica become the same person instead.

I wish people would say what they mean without resorting to jokes to express themselves.

bigjoe
09-17-2005, 08:33 AM
Granted, but because everyone cant use expressive jokes, they resort to interpretive dance instead.

I wish that The Silent Assassin would start posting again.

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-17-2005, 04:30 PM
Granted, but he only posts crap.

(btw, we almost beat Varina in football yesterday)

I wish I was tanner.

Valientlink
09-17-2005, 05:11 PM
Granted, because your now a tanner because I wanted you to be one.

I wish I wasn't so sad all the time.

King Aquamentus
09-17-2005, 05:16 PM
Granted. You aren't sad. You're freakin' depressed.

I wish... ...i knew what to wish for.

bigjoe
09-17-2005, 05:18 PM
Granted, but now you have no mouth nor fingers, so you cant wish for it.

I wish I could finish making a ZC quest.

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-17-2005, 06:18 PM
Granted. It sucks.

I wish people stopped trying to get me to play Zelda Classic.

Beldaran
09-18-2005, 02:25 AM
Granted. Instead, they pester you to make quests.

I wish college was free.

Darth Marsden
09-18-2005, 03:57 AM
Granted, but Beer now costs ten times as much.

I wish I knew what to say next.

bigjoe
09-18-2005, 06:51 AM
Granted, but I decapitate you mercilessly. Let's see you say something now.

I wish I could find a way to quell the fiery rage that is burning within me now.

Beldaran
09-18-2005, 10:21 AM
Granted, but you are overcome with despair.

I wish there was a single button on the keyboard that inserted the bold tags because they are really annoying to type out.

Great Warrior
09-18-2005, 11:22 AM
granted, but vowels disappear from the keyboard and become special characters

i wish i owned a very big DVD collection.

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-18-2005, 12:09 PM
Granted, all the dvds suck.

I wish no body ever used caps lock

carrot red
09-18-2005, 03:12 PM
Granted, but they stop using the space bar too.

I wish I could send raw feelings through the Internet with my mind.

Beldaran
09-18-2005, 03:28 PM
Granted, but you are unable to hide your feelings over the internet. Anyone chatting with you knows exactly what you are feeling.

I wish I was gigantic robot wizard with the power of DOOM FORCE that I could use to bring the nations of earth to their knees in obedience and adoration.

carrot red
09-18-2005, 03:35 PM
Granted, but the nations of the world go willingly into exile to show their revolt and protest and you only find the mirror to adore and obey you.

I wish I had a dragon pet.

Beldaran
09-18-2005, 03:38 PM
Granted. He eats you.

I wish there was a TV remote so big that you could use it as a bridge between the earth and the moon. If you pressed the "power" button, the sun would turn on and off. I have no idea why I wish for this, but I do.

carrot red
09-18-2005, 03:42 PM
Granted, but you'd be on the dark side of the moon and won't be able to enjoy the special effects.

I wish I could sleep 8 hours a night like most people.

Darth Marsden
09-18-2005, 05:32 PM
Granted, but then most people start sleeping about 4 hours a day and everyone thinks you're really lazy.

I wish GTA: Liberty City Stories was coming to the PC, 'cause I don't wanna splash out a fortune for a PSP.

carrot red
09-18-2005, 07:01 PM
Granted, but you're out of money for a year.

I wish more people were interested in space exploration.

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-18-2005, 07:33 PM
Granted, but they soon lose interest when all nations stop funding space journeys.

I wish less people were interested in space exploration.

Great Warrior
09-19-2005, 03:24 AM
granted, but they are no longer interested in games either

i wish the world was less materialist.

Darth Marsden
09-19-2005, 05:36 AM
Granted. Nobody has any money anymore.

I wish for a pony.

Great Warrior
09-19-2005, 10:20 AM
granted, but it will be your own personal car.

i wish i had my own vessel.

Darth Marsden
09-19-2005, 10:38 AM
Granted. It gets a mile to the gallon.

I wish I weren't so tired all the time.

carrot red
09-19-2005, 02:55 PM
Granted, but you'll become a zombie.

I wish Mondays were days off.

Darth Marsden
09-19-2005, 03:03 PM
Granted. You now have to work Sundays.

I wish for a sunny day tomorrow.

carrot red
09-19-2005, 03:09 PM
Granted, but a snow storm hits Great Britain for 2 months after that, followed by a Canadian blizzard.

I wish some people would think twice before speaking.

Darth Marsden
09-19-2005, 03:11 PM
Granted, but everybody does it and now nobody says anything.

*Incidentally, I'd love a bit of snow. We never get it on the coast. :rolleyes:

I wish I could play the guitar as well as Beldaran.

carrot red
09-19-2005, 03:16 PM
Granted, but then guitar becomes obsolete and no one plays it.

I wish I had time to read all the books I've been meaning to read.

Darth Marsden
09-19-2005, 03:18 PM
Granted. Time freezes for everyone but you, and by the time you've finished, you'll have aged 5 years in 5 seconds.

I wish I were rich and famous.

carrot red
09-19-2005, 03:21 PM
*And I'll be able to read a whole collection of books in 5 seconds? Sweet.*

Granted, but because of inflation, your money wouldn't be worth a thing and fame becomes notoriety.

I wish someone didn't eat all the ice cream.

Darth Marsden
09-19-2005, 03:25 PM
Granted. Now you can eat it and feel sick all night.

I wish I could control the weather.

carrot red
09-19-2005, 03:32 PM
Granted, but only hot weather.

I random people didn't puff their smoke in my face.

Darth Marsden
09-19-2005, 03:34 PM
Granted. They do it to little kids instead.

I wish I was just a little bit taller.

carrot red
09-19-2005, 03:38 PM
Granted, but the average height of the rest of the guys becomes 6 feet 5.

I wish I could go to Six Flags soon.

Darth Marsden
09-19-2005, 03:57 PM
Granted, but you have to take me with you.

I wish I could build a theme park that's better then all the other theme parks in the world put together, and has a higher safety record, too.

Machiavelli
09-19-2005, 05:47 PM
Granted, but it goes bankrupt.

I wish somebody would do my english HW for me. And good. No half ass work.

Darth Marsden
09-19-2005, 06:07 PM
Granted, but the teacher never asks for it.

I wish I had a nice bottle of Root Beer right about now.

Machiavelli
09-19-2005, 06:12 PM
Granted, but its a glass bottle and you've got butterfingers.

I wish teachers didn't ask students to write out pages upon pages of shit only to forget to collect it or collect it but not check it.

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-19-2005, 09:04 PM
Granted, but now instead of writing papers of shit, you have to write novels of shit. Have fun

I wish I was a paraplegic(out of ideas)

Great Warrior
09-20-2005, 02:56 AM
granted, but you also suffer from brain damage

i wish life was a game.

Darth Marsden
09-20-2005, 05:31 AM
Granted. You always lose.

I wish I had a nice, cushy job and earned loads of money

carrot red
09-20-2005, 01:45 PM
Granted, but work is declared illegal and you'll be thrown in jail.

I wish creeps would recognize themselves when they look in the mirror.

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-20-2005, 06:06 PM
Granted, but they recognize that they don't care and act even creepier.

Machiavelli
09-20-2005, 06:10 PM
um...

I wish people weren't so forgetful...

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-20-2005, 06:35 PM
granted, but all people die.

I wish I posted a I wish two posts above this one

Machiavelli
09-20-2005, 07:14 PM
Granted, but it sucked.

I wish I didn't have to 'dress for seccess' tomorrow.

carrot red
09-20-2005, 07:53 PM
Granted, but you'd end up dressing up everyday for the rest of your life.

I wish the hurricane season was shorter and less damaging.

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-20-2005, 08:42 PM
Granted, tornado season all year long!

I wish I owned a suit

carrot red
09-20-2005, 08:58 PM
Granted, but you'd have to wear a tie to bed too.

I wish someone wasn't leaving.

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-20-2005, 09:00 PM
Granted. You are.

I wish The Minnesota Timberwolves didn't suck

Great Warrior
09-21-2005, 03:43 AM
granted, but they never play against the Spurs.

i wish i played pro football.

bigjoe
09-21-2005, 04:14 AM
Granted, but you suffer a neck injury during your first game.

I wish Darth Vader could come over to my house so we could kick it, discuss the state of the Empire, and drink apple juice together.

Darth Marsden
09-21-2005, 05:43 AM
Granted, but then he kills you.

I wish I could have a custom avatar already!

Great Warrior
09-21-2005, 10:30 AM
granted, but you can only have pictures of frogs.

i wish i could go snowboarding now.

Darth Marsden
09-21-2005, 10:41 AM
Granted, but you break both your legs.

I wish Carrot Red would stop trying to turn me into a frog.

Great Warrior
09-21-2005, 10:48 AM
granted, but you become a grasshopper.

i wish i could go back to sleep.

Darth Marsden
09-21-2005, 10:52 AM
Granted, but you never wake up.

I wish for a nice cheese sandwich.

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-21-2005, 05:15 PM
granted, but they never play against the Spurs.
That's a good thing.


Granted, but your soda is actually rat poison.

I wish I could create anything I thought up.

Machiavelli
09-21-2005, 05:20 PM
Granted. Too bad the first thing that crosses your mind is the end of the world.

I wish that I my hair grew back to the length it was before I cut it.

carrot red
09-21-2005, 05:52 PM
I wish Carrot Red would stop trying to turn me into a frog.
Fat chance.

Granted, but then you'll have it cut even shorter.

I wish I got BH4's game.

Machiavelli
09-21-2005, 06:01 PM
Granted, but then you'll have it cut even shorter. <--Lost
Granted, but then you'll never be able to solve another riddle, EVER.

I wish that BH4's game goes on for weeks with out anybody else getting it.

carrot red
09-21-2005, 06:05 PM
Granted, but you'll get bored and stop playing.

I wish some people would think before talking.

Machiavelli
09-21-2005, 06:07 PM
Granted , but then there won't be any more "here's you sign"moments.

I wish I had a blue pen (running out of ideas).

carrot red
09-21-2005, 06:10 PM
Granted, but it'll be the same blue shade DM uses.

I wish someone didn't have an upset stomach.

Machiavelli
09-21-2005, 06:12 PM
Granted. They have a headache.

I wish I never got sick.

carrot red
09-21-2005, 06:16 PM
Granted, but you get immune to all feelings too.

I wish it was Christmas everyday.

Machiavelli
09-21-2005, 06:37 PM
Granted, but people get cheap after a while and stop giving gifts. The eventually settel on givin gifts one day a year...december 25th.

I wish that my birthday would hurry up and get here already.

Darth Marsden
09-22-2005, 07:05 AM
Granted, but everybody forgets to buy you presents.

I wish everyone would stop bitching about my font colour.

Machiavelli
09-22-2005, 04:21 PM
Granted. They bitch about your sig instead.

I wish that I didnt fall asleep in class. Being woken up in the middle of a good nap sucks.

Darth Marsden
09-23-2005, 06:21 AM
Granted. You sleep right through the lesson, don't learn anything and fail the year.

I wish Mafia wasn't so hard.

Great Warrior
10-05-2005, 04:28 AM
granted, but you grow soft

i wish i saw the fun in chat logs.

Darth Marsden
10-05-2005, 09:01 AM
Granted, but you lose the ability to spell.

I wish Carrot Red were back.

Aegix Drakan
10-05-2005, 09:05 AM
Granted, but she turns you into a frog as soon as she comes back!

I wish I could figure out how to make a custom quest (sigh)

Darth Marsden
10-05-2005, 09:06 AM
Granted, but it's totally sucks.

I wish more people posted in Forum Games.

Machiavelli
10-05-2005, 10:22 AM
Granted, but this new flood of people all post crap.

I wish people people would just say whats on their minds.

Lutraphobiac
10-05-2005, 10:38 AM
Granted but you have to hear what's on their minds

I wish for more wishes

Aegix Drakan
10-05-2005, 10:38 AM
Granted, but your wishes don't come true

[QUOTE=Darth Marsden]"Granted, but it's totally sucks."
(I take that as a personal insult! BTW, check your spelling)

I wish I had more time to do ZC.

Machiavelli
10-05-2005, 11:06 AM
Granted, but then the time you spend on ZC cuts into you social life and you become a loser.

I wish I peope would come up with a few more holidays so I can get more days off from school.

d00m br1nger
10-05-2005, 08:06 PM
granted, but now you have too go to school in summer.



i wish me and godzilla were best pals

Machiavelli
10-05-2005, 08:19 PM
Granted, but he sits on you by mistake.

I wish I cold get back to my report and stop getting distracted by the internet.

zoraking
10-05-2005, 08:23 PM
Granted, but you'll be bored as hell.

I wish Futurama was still on the air.

Machiavelli
10-05-2005, 08:30 PM
Granted, but they take off Family Guy.

btw, Futurama is on the air. It's on cartoon network (here, anyway).

I wish I was never bored.

CJC
10-05-2005, 08:49 PM
Granted, but you're never excited either.

I wish I had a vacation.

algam86
10-05-2005, 08:56 PM
Granted, but your vacation spot's in the middle of Siberia...

I wish I had a caterpillar.

zoraking
10-05-2005, 09:03 PM
Granted, but the one I found for you is already dead. :(

I wish new kids at school weren't lying bastards and didn't suck so much.

Machiavelli
10-05-2005, 09:21 PM
Granted, the old ones lie and suck.

I wish someone would finish my report on desertification in Mauritania for me.

zoraking
10-05-2005, 09:46 PM
Yeah, whatever, granted, but you'll fail it.

I wish I had $1,000,000.

CJC
10-05-2005, 10:02 PM
Granted, but it's monopoly money.

I wish I had a real life.

Darth Marsden
10-06-2005, 03:42 AM
Granted, but you're an investment banker.

I wish I could find a copy of Robosaurs Vs. The Space Bastards

Aegix Drakan
10-06-2005, 10:15 AM
Granted, but it's in black and white

I wish I was aceing all my classes

Darth Marsden
10-06-2005, 12:47 PM
Granted, but you flunk the exams BIG time.

*Robosaurs Vs. The Space Bastards is a PC game from 1999-ish that's really hard to track down. And you realise nobody really means what they say in threads like this, right? I'm not really in love with Machiavelli, though it may break her heart to find out:p

I wish the episodes of Doctor Who that were junked could all be found in pristine collection and are subsequently released on DVD.

Aegix Drakan
10-06-2005, 02:09 PM
Granted, but they come at $300 a copy

Darth Marsden, you are sharp! that's twice you nail me

I wish I knew Kung-foo

zoraking
10-06-2005, 03:49 PM
Granted, but you still can't spell it correctly.

I wish my television wasn't so gay.

Aegix Drakan
10-06-2005, 04:59 PM
Granted, it's lesbian now

I wish that this wish had no consequense

CJC
10-06-2005, 09:22 PM
Wish denied! There are always consequences.

I wish the skin condition 'Acne!' was removed from existance.

Machiavelli
10-06-2005, 09:29 PM
Granted, now everyone has eczema.

DM! How could you! My heart is in pieces :( !. Bah, it's ok I guess. I'm jailbait anyway :tongue: . :D .

I wish that it doesn't rain here tomorrow.

algam86
10-06-2005, 11:08 PM
Granted. You get a tornado instead. Happy trails!

I wish I had a better computer.

Darth Marsden
10-07-2005, 07:39 AM
Granted, but it's got Windows 2000 on it. Have fun!

*Ah, you know I loves you really, Mach.:heart: Have a huggle!:hug:

I wish this bloody headache would go away!

Aegix Drakan
10-07-2005, 08:03 AM
Granted, but now you have kidney stones

I wish this game would never end

Machiavelli
10-07-2005, 08:43 PM
Branted, but all other forum games end.

I loves ya too DM :hug:

I wish people weren't always so negative.

CJC
10-07-2005, 08:51 PM
Granted, but they aren't positive either. They just are.

I wish I knew how to create really cool acronyms.

Darth Marsden
10-09-2005, 08:13 AM
Granted, but then everybody else starts using them in real life. WTF? STFU! ETC!

* Yay! :love:

I wish Colour Printer Cartridges weren't so expensive.

Machiavelli
10-09-2005, 12:30 PM
Granted, but then paper costs as much as gas.

*:heart:

I wish I could set things on fire with my mind.

Darth Marsden
10-09-2005, 01:18 PM
Granted, but you're constantly setting fire to your hair by accident.

*:kiss: (That should chase everyone else away : )

I wish I could grow my hair into a really bitching ponytail

Machiavelli
10-09-2005, 01:42 PM
Granted, but I set it on fire by accident

:love:

I wish I didn't forget my chocolate in the freezer last night. It's like a brick now.

Darth Marsden
10-09-2005, 01:47 PM
Granted, but you left it on the window-ledge and it's all melted now.

:googly:

I wish I knew what to wish for.

CJC
10-10-2005, 10:39 PM
Granted, but now you can't wish for it.

I wish I had off of work tomorrow.

Darth Marsden
10-11-2005, 06:15 AM
You wish WHAT? I'm going to assume you meant 'I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow', in which case...

Granted, but it's because you have food poisoning.

I wish people would remember to type their wishes in bold!

Aegix Drakan
10-11-2005, 09:21 AM
Granted, but the font color makes it unreadable ;)

I wish could do a Limit Break right now to relieve my stress :angry: . Hmmm...Omnislash would be good... :sly:

Sir_Johnamus
10-11-2005, 05:55 PM
Granted, but if you hit something that can counterattack, in any way, it will.

I wish that my company would become bigger.

Darth Marsden
10-12-2005, 04:50 AM
Granted, but it becomes too big, plunges into huge debts and collapses.

I wish more people would Beta Test my game.

Aegix Drakan
10-12-2005, 08:32 AM
Granted, but everyone says your game sucks. (sorry! Had to get back at you!)

BTW, Cjc7988, when you denied my wish, you could have said something much better.

You could have said "Granted, but you lose the game" ;)

I wish I could transform into Shadow the Hedgehog (complete with weapons) at will.

zoraking
10-12-2005, 05:43 PM
Granted, but everyone thinks you suck now.

I wish my town wasn't so racist.

Machiavelli
10-12-2005, 06:20 PM
Granted, they hate only you now.

I wish there was something to look foward to in history class.

algam86
10-12-2005, 06:34 PM
Granted! Your teacher announces they're quitting. The next day, a terrible drill seargent (?) announces he's your new teacher.

I wish I had a Russian friend.

King Aquamentus
10-12-2005, 06:54 PM
Granted. He falls apart, due to shoddy russian design.

I wish you all inner peace and good luck.

zoraking
10-12-2005, 07:10 PM
Granted, but we don't accept.

I wish I hadn't rejected that inner peace.

Sir_Johnamus
10-12-2005, 10:49 PM
Granted, but now your outer peace sucks.




I wish I could meet Reigis.

Darth Marsden
10-13-2005, 07:28 AM
Granted, but he beats you up.

I wish Tony Blair had never become Prime Minister of England

Aegix Drakan
10-13-2005, 08:40 AM
Granted, now you have Bush! :laughing: :evil:

I wish I knew how last night's dream ended.

Darth Marsden
10-13-2005, 10:59 AM
Granted, but it was so shocking you have a heart attack and die.

I wish for a million real pound (£) coins.

Aegix Drakan
10-13-2005, 11:40 AM
Granted, but you have to pay a million pounds in order to get it

I wish BH4 wouldn't change his avatar so often