I Wish... You Were A Frog

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but it's on a collision course with earth, so people will look up at the sky and yell "CURSE YOU DARTH MARSDEN! CURSE YOU!!!" and then they will associate it with you, and you will be force to flee for your life because there will be a mob at your door trying to burn you at the stake.

I wish I didn't have to come to school today...must...continue...Gaming...

[likesallusions]

Granted, but the electricity goes out throughout the city and your gaming systems get fried and damage the game disk(or whatever you use) and memory cards(or whatever).

I wish I didn't have a poetry quiz Thursday.

[algam86]

Granted, now it's tomorrow.

I wish I wasn't broke so I could buy a virus scanner...

[likesallusions]

Granted, but just now someone created a virus that no virus protection can stop.

I wish I'd seen more of that TV show Surface before now.

[algam86]

Granted, but you forgot what it was about.

*Never heard of Surface. What is it?

I wish I was better at drawing wings. These suckers are hard!

[Machiavelli]

Granted, but people still don't like it.

I wish I someone would do my AP Biology homework for me. And do a good job at it.

[VI3T_DR@GON]

Granted, but that same star the you named, hit the earth, and sent it out of orbit. Later we all hit the sun and cause a supernova, ending all of our lives...(Ow)

I wish that I could be all of myself, all the time.

[Aegix Drakan]

Vi3T Dragon, read the rules! You are supposed to grant the wish of the persondirectly above you not the person three posts up! That said, welcome to the game! Ok, i'll grant your wish

Granted, but you don't like who you are.

I wish the school's strike days were this week instead of next week. It skrewed up my whole week. instead of 2 days to do my project, I have only have this evening and next evening!!!

[algam86]

Granted, but they would've changed the project's due date to tomorrow.

I wish I had more time to finish my drawings.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but you break both your hands and are incapable of drawing.

*dude, the strike day was SUPPOSED to be tomorrow, and today (or thursday, which is when the project was due anyway)

I wish I didn't have to do that freaking Photoshop project...either that, or I wish the Mac lab was working so I could get it done. (BTW, no relation to the french project mentioned in my*section)

[likesallusions]

Photoshop project-Granted, but someone wanted it done and then get onto you really hard for not doing it.

*Surface is an hour long show on channel 9 where I am and is about how this new species of sea animal has shown up after some strange phenomenon has happened. There huge, dragon like critters that grow big enough to leave large teeth marks all the way around a sub. It's really good.

I wish I could think of something to do after this.

[algam86]

Granted, but the only thing you think of is staring at the wall for three hours.

*Oh, sounds awesome. I'm going to have to try and get it sometime.

I wish they had more dragon avatars to choose from.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but you can't use them.

I wish I didn't have to go to school this week. I wish I could continue gaming!

[Great Warrior]

granted, but they are all ugly and uninspiring.

i wish they discover a miracle cure for cancer and terminal diseases

[algam86]

Granted, but the FDA doesn't let anybody sell it and hogs it for themselves.

I wish my mind wasn't so twisted. (Trust me on this, it is.)

[Great Warrior]

granted, but it works now backwards

i wish i owned a Lamborghini

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but some punks smash it up before you get to drive it.

*You to Algam? TO the world I am a truly wonderful person, but inside my mind, a battle rages between my light and dark. Look at my bio to see what I mean.

I wish, I could really be the hero I want to be...

[algam86]

Granted, but while you're a hero to your own country, everybody else hates you...Like the U.S.!

*Aegix, that kind of applies to me, except the darkness usually wins...as expressed in some drawings I can't show anybody...

I wish I didn't have a set bedtime, so I wouldn't be breaking any rules now.

[likesallusions]

Granted, but you break every other rule.

I wish I didn't have school tomarrow.

[algam86]

Granted, but you have school all day on Saturday.

I wish I could darken my art a bit without changing the entire paper. (Still working on it.)

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

Granted. It's too dark to see.

I wish I could pick a peck of pickled peppers

[algam86]

Granted, but then some idiot accuses you of stealing a bunch of pickled peppers from his yard, and you get 20 years in jail.

I wish I didn't get so bored so fast with my video games.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but now you can't put it down...EVER :evil: :evil: :evil:

*Well hey, It's part of being a teen (you ARE a teen right? I'm too lazy to calculate your age from your birthdate). all Teens have crazy-ass chemical reactions going on, and it srcews up our psychology. hey, it's not like we can do much about it!

I wish People would love my ZC quest (when I finish it).

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

Granted. You never finish it.

I wish my sister wasn't such a bitch.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, now you are

I wish VT Hokie Fan would get rid or that sig. It's really disturbing!

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

Granted, now its gay porn.

I wish I was a butterfly(lol)

[algam86]

Granted, but you get eaten.

I wish I could understand this math problem from school today...

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

Granted. You die somehow.

I wish nothing bad ever happened.

[algam86]

Granted, but it's the street 'good' version of bad, so the world descends into chaos.

I wish words only had one definition for them.

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

Granted. They all mean mustard.

I wish I liked honey mustard, because it sounds cool

[algam86]

Granted, but now you can't stop eating it...by itself.

I wish I had a bigger hard drive.

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

Granted. Its chock full of viruses and locusts.

I wish my name was Lincoln Fredrick IIII

[likesallusions]

Granted, his knew one's even more disturbing.

I wish I didn't have a problem getting up early so I could stay up later.

[Great Warrior]

granted, but now you do not sleep at all.

i wish knowledge was not power.

[Machiavelli]

Granted, but now stupidity is power.

I wish I knew what to get people for Christmas.

[likesallusions]

Granted, but you can't get the stuff now.

I wish I had time to watch the movies I'm wanting to watch.

[algam86]

Granted, but now you can't watch the movies.

I wish my hand would stop cramping up while I'm playing a certain game...

[curly_is_king:)]

granted, but now you hate that game.

I wish my fingers hadn't swollen and freaked me out earlier. (windchapped.)

[Great Warrior]

granted, now they are so slim they are freaky.

i wish i had a larger collection of DVDs.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but you can't own a DVD player.

I wish the freaking mac lab would stop messing up!!! ARGH! It's the third time in two weeks!!! AYAAA!!!! :banghead:

[algam86]

Granted, but they end up replacing it with a band room.

I wish I hadn't decided to play tuba.

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

Granted. You die somehow.

I wish I didn't have Chlymidia

[algam86]

Granted, but now you have cancer.

And then die -somehow-. :D

I wish something good was on TV.

[VI3T_DR@GON]

Granted, but every TV in the world blows up, and TV making factories go out of business because the show was TOO good.


I wish I had a cup of water at the moment

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but you drown in it!

I wish I could get the bugs in my games sorted out.

[likesallusions]

Granted, but then something happens and the games get erased.

I wish I could do at least five things at once. Ex: Read my book, draw my comic, work on 2 gift pics, do homework, think of gift ideas, and whatever else I think needs to be done at the time. All at once. Really soon. Like, by or before Thursday.

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

Granted. One of the five things is dying.

I wish I could have 1 billion dollars with no negative side-effects

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but it's 1 milion...Canadian... :D

I wish VT Hokie would stop using death as an anwer to every wish!

[algam86]

Granted, but now she uses 'getting beat within an inch of your life by a random person'.

I wish I was better at coloring.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but now you're only allowed to color with crayons.


Granted, but now she uses 'getting beat within an inch of your life by a random person'.
At least I'll still be alive!

I wish I wouldn't be this bored...I've heard it may be fatal

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

Granted. All your friends die.
(btw, I'm a Male)

I wish Jack and Jill didn't go up the hill to fetch a pail of water.

[Aegix Drakan]

Grantd, now they go to the moon to play basketball


(btw, I'm a Male)
:D Oops, my bad. Never judge a poster by their avatar!

I wish the people behing me would shut up. (now would be a good time for your "death spells" VT Hokie!)

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

Grantd, now they go to the moon to play basketball

Sweet, that's not bad...

Granted, but they are ravenous man eating creatures. So, you die.

I wish more people did the bold thing your supposed to do.

[algam86]

Granted, but then they do all of this to their entire post...

I wish it snowed tomorrow.

[curly_is_king:)]

Granted, but the next day it was so hot you and all your town burn up to a crisp, but just before YOU start burning, you spontaneously combust!

i wish people couldn't get drunk. (western)

[algam86]

Granted, but they're always stoned.

I wish some of the songs on FFR weren't so crazy.

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

Granted. They're boring and droll.(See, you didn't die)

I wish the Minnesota Timberwolves would stop thinking about trading Kevin Garnett.

[algam86]

Granted. They go ahead and trade him, so they stop thinking about it.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

[Machiavelli]

Granted, but the truth drives you insane.

I wish my school's basketball team will go all the way to the 'ship year (we were so, so close last time).

[ONeilcool]

Granted, you lose and everyone laughs at you for getting there for this one year and totally blowing it.


I wish I had somebody to love

[Machiavelli]

Granted, but they don't love you back.

I wish my family wasn't so fucked up.

[algam86]

Granted, but now your friends are.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but you become totally hyperactive, and you end up going so fast you can't control your feet, and you run off a cliff and break both your legs.

I Wish I could get hyper sonic witout too much trouble next time...It took me two whole days of playing ONLY S3&K, plus using the Level-select code, to see the hyper forms.

[curly_is_king:)]

granted, but now your game console totals, and you can't afford another one, so you can't use your ability to go hypersonic, and you freak out, and (you guessed it) spontaneouly combust!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I wish I could by happily hyper all the time. WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (<-spazzing out)

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

Granted. Everyone hates you now.

I wish I wasn't scared of black people.

[algam86]

Granted, but Latino people scare the living daylights out of you.

I wish I could live as a dog for a day.

[VI3T_DR@GON]

Granted, but you have been spotted as a dog that has ran away from a hospital, because you were going to get a shot that would kill you. They catch you, and give you the shot.---How is the coffin? Roomy?

I wish I could die right now. Lol

[algam86]

Granted, but due to futuristic advances in medicine, they just bring you back to life as a half-dead, rotting zombie...

You wished you could die, and you're laughing about it...

I wish Vi3T_Dr@gon wasn't as much of a sadist as I think he is...

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

Granted. He's now Carrot Top.

I wish I make all District Band

[curly_is_king:)]

granted, but you can't play, because you were walking with your mouthpice in your mouth, and tripped, and it messed up your throat.

I wish Cartoon Network would show all my favorite shows, and not stop showing them all of a sudden.

[likesallusions]

Granted, but the Cartoon Network satellite is destroyed.

I wish I had worked on that pointalism that I promised myself to work on this weekend and that I could get it done before we're out for Christmas this week. :angry: :banghead:

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but it turn s out you didn't need to do it.

*BTW, I have S3&K on my PC.

I wish I didn't have this weird smell in my nose! There is this weird smell that follows me wherever I go, and no-one else can smell it!!! I find it only happens when I'm feeling slightly depressed, like today. meh...

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

Granted, but now every1 but you can smell it, and they kill you because the odor is so terrible.

I wish I was a Muslim

[algam86]

Granted, but as it turns out, you picked the wrong religion and burn for eternity after you die.

I wish Tuesday didn't suck so much. (It was awful.)

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but it turns out, due to the laws of karma, that the day of bad luck must happen, so it turns out that your birthday turns out horrible.

I wish my hand wasn't in such pain. (I just came out of a four hour english essay exam. Owowowowow!!! That's one serious cramp!)

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

Granted. Everything else is in pain.

I wish I didn't have exams next week

[P4T12!CK]

Granted, but now you have exams every week except next week.

I wish my history report was done.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but it suck and you fail.

I wish The freaking mac lab was open. I need to use it to finish my photoshop project, which is due...TODAY!!! If the server is down again, I'm gonna blow up! I LOATHE macs! See sig for proof!

[algam86]

Granted, but it crashes right when you finish your project.

*So how'd the project go, anyway?

I wish I'd stop screwing up the simultaneous notes on DDR.

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

Granted. Your feet fall off and you die.

I wish Julie loved me.

[VI3T_DR@GON]

Granted, but then she gets hit by a car when she is saying hi to you from across the street.


I wish I was a leper (I think thats how you spell it...)

I am curious ;)

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

Granted.

I wish I liked Pie.

[algam86]

Granted, but you happen to eat a poisoned pie and you die.

I wish I didn't think the word 'pie' wasn't so funny right now.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but all other words become funny, and yuo have to keep laughing untill the end of time! MWAHAHA...I suck at evil laughs so I'm not even gonna try...

*project ended up working out! I think I did well actually! the server came up the day I was supposed to present it, And I was able to finish, and my presentation went well!

I wish I could beat the freaking Egg dealer in Shadow the hedgehog! (stupid homing attack! Home in, already!)

[algam86]

Granted, but as it turns out, there's a small defect in your CD that makes the game crash right after you beat him...every time.

*Congrats, man. And have you beaten him yet?

I wish I had a tail.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but people keep stepping on it. And making jokes like: "thats a whale of a TAIL you've got there!"

*Thanks Algam! And yeah, I beat Egg dealer. I checked a boss FAQ, and I realized that I needed to be at the maximum possible height in my jump before using a homing attack. Now, I get an A every time.

[Darth Marsden]

Umm... granted, I guess.

I wish that check would clear so I could order my chipped PS2 already.

[curly_is_king:)]

granted, but it was so chipped it won't work.

I wish I could watch the naruto marathon right now.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you fall asleep 5 minutes into it.

I wish for more money, 'cause money rocks

[likesallusions]

Granted, but then the value of it drops dramatically for no reason after you get it.

I wish I didn't have times when I can't draw anything correctly without the granted being that I can't draw anymore. It really frustrates me, I feel like throwing stuff or breaking something when I just can't do it... :banghead:

[algam86]

Granted. Unfortunately, now you can't draw anything no matter what you try.

I wish my R2 button would stop sticking on my PS2 controller.

[Sir_Johnamus]

Granted. Now your L2 sticks!

I wish I played for the Symphony.

[algam86]

Granted, but they kick you out, because as it turns out, you faked your way in.

(at least I don't need L2 for Amplitude...)

I wish Mom's husband (no relation) wasn't such a jerk.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but now Mom is a bitch.

I wish I weren't so tired... again.

[Machiavelli]

Granted, but then you're too hyper.

I wish I didn't put off my global history project until the last minute.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, you left it to the last second.

I wish for a monkey. 'cause everything's better with monkeys.

[curly_is_king:)]

Granted, but it flings dung at you 24/7

I wish Jane Eyre had a happier childhood :cry:

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, now YOU had no childhood.

*I'm very sorry, I didn't post a wish last time! I was trying to squeeze a few last minute posts in before I left for florida.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to post a wish last time.

[copsgotguns]

granted, but every post you make now is a wish.

i wish my hamster was tamed already.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but he's a trained trainer and spends all day on his wheel keeping fit.

I wish I had a job that I enjoyed doing and wasn't redundant and had a good rate of pay and didn't take me ages to get to and from and involves me working with nice people and doing tasks that I can actually do.

[Machiavelli]

Granted, but you get fired after 3 days.

I wish I could get another piercing in my ear.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you can't take it out and it gets all icky.

* That job thing actually happened once. Well, it was two days rather then three, but it was just the most irritating thing...

I wish I could summon up the courage to have an earring.

[algam86]

Granted, but there's only one you can buy, and it looks like crap. Literally.

I wish I was better at digital coloring.

[curly_is_king:)]

granted, but your computer dies.

I wish I was in an anime show.

[VI3T_DR@GON]

Granted, but your still not cool.


I wish I had a gram of salt.

[Sir_Johnamus]

granted. it chokes you.


I wish more people would go to my message board.

[Darth Marsden]

Gr4n13d, 8u1 1h3y 411 141k 1ik3 1h15.
(Granted, but they all talk like this. I never was very good at 133t-sp34k)

I wish I had the most perfect job in the world, which I couldn't get fired from, earns me a fortune and is located just down the road from where I live.

[Machiavelli]

Granted. As it turns out, there is a massive scandal happening behind the scenes of your company, and someone ties it all to you. I guess perfect isn't so perfect.

*I got my ears pierced taday(without permission, no less). That makes three in each ear. I think thats all for the ears...belly button next!

I wish people would at least make an attempt to capitalize their letters.

[Aegix Drakan]

GRANTED BUT NOW EVERYONE POSTS LIKE THIS!

I wish I would get an inspiraation for dungeon 7 in my quest. I'VE GOT QUESTER'S BLOCK!

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but it breaks the rest of the quest and you end up having to start from scratch.

I wish I could go into the future and pick up Half-Life 3 for next to nothing.

[VI3T_DR@GON]

Granted, but the second you touch the case of it, you have a massive heart attack.

I wish we didnt have ice last night.

[curly_is_king:)]

granted, you'll never "have ice" again, even if you want to.(whatever "have ice" means.)

I wish my radiata stories game would progress.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but it goes fast you miss a whole ton of plot and therefore get killed rather quickly.

I wish I could stop biting my nails.

[curly_is_king:)]

granted. you bite your toenails.

I wish I could listen to dirty little secrets right now.

[algam86]

Granted, but they're all YOUR dirty little secrets yelled out with a megaphone in a giant crowd.

I wish I knew a computer programming language.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but you can never acess a computer, so your knowledge is USELESS!

I wish the weather outside wasn't crap. (january in canada, and we've got 3 centimeters of ice on the ground, covered by an inch of slush. oh, and it's RAINING!!!)

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but it's now so nice EVERYBODY is out and it's impossible to move through the crowds.

I wish I had a working copy of Time Crisis

[ONeilcool]

Granted you didnt have a working Light Gun

I wish I could sing well and not sound like a dying cat

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but William Hung is still more popular than you.

I wish I wasn't going back to school tomorrow. I like College and all, but...I prefer being on vacation.

[VI3T_DR@GON]

Granted, but you have no more vacation because you skipped school. Nice job.


I wish that I could sell my PSX for cash at GameStop.

[likesallusions]

Granted, but no one will buy it for some reason. Once someone does, you can't use the money for whatever reason.

I wish I could just get the game I'm working on's story worked out, be it via help or myself...:banghead:

[Aegix Drakan]

eh...granted...but maybe if you had ASKED for help we would have helped you...I'll try to help! wht kind of game is it?

I wish my schedule wasn't crap. I start early every day, and finish late every night, with a lot of little 30 minute breaks scattered everywhere...

[koopa]

Granted ... you have no more breaks!

I wish it were the weekend already.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but it's 11:00 Pm on sunday. the weekend is almost over.


Granted ... you have no more breaks!
NOOO!!! I need breaks!

I wish I had a pet octoroc.

[likesallusions]

Granted, but it hates you.

*I'm sorry, when I did try to on Quest Announcement, or somewhere, I got only a couple of posts. It was quite a while ago though. Really?! You might help me?! I've got another friend helping too! Yay!

Sorry...I wish I didn't have to do two research papers right now, and five is right out.

[algam86]

Granted, but now you have to do everybody else's with yours, and they can't be the same.

One word: Impossible!

I wish I had a good art tutor. I can do everything except fine detail.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but he only teaches you how to do stuff in charcol.

I wish my PC didn't keep stuttering when I played Prince of Persia : Warrior Within

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, it crashes completely.

*so speak up man! Send me a PM or something about your quest!

I wish my mom hadn't stayed home from work this morning. I lost a half hour of gaming. (I'm not suposed to play games on weekdays):shakeno:

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, she stayed at home all day!

I wish I knew what to wish for

[Aegix Drakan]

granted. whatever it is, I'll make sure you regret it.

I wish I was a frog.

[algam86]

Granted, but you also get warped to France, which is NOT a good thing...

I wish I hadn't left my art folder at home today...(had my math homework in it...)

[Machiavelli]

Granted, but you fail math anyway.

I wish my school wouldn't have us do midterms, finals AND regents.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but it makes you do 3 hour essays every single night instead.

I wish I didn't have such a sweet tooth

[likesallusions]

Granted, now you hate sweets, you can't stand them(kinda how I'm starting to get on this "diet":(. I limited sweets drastically.)

I wish I'd get around to emailing the people I'm wanting to email.(I could be doing it now...)

[algam86]

Granted, but you accidentally send them all a virus and crash their computers.

I wish I didn't get so bored with video games as fast.

[firefly]

Granted, but you will waste ALL your money on games.

I wish I had my own computer.

[algam86]

Granted, but it's one of those giant supercomputers that are weaker than your average graphing calculator.

I wish my fingers were faster.

[likesallusions]

Granted, but you lose hand eye coordination.

I wish I didn't have the habit of getting things done last minute, and the consiquence didn't involve me never getting done.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted - now you get everything done three days ahead of schedule, but you constantly lose it!

I wish I'd gotten some sleep last night. Bloody cat wanting to go out, grumble grumble...

[curly_is_king:)]

granted. now a stray dog howls all night, every night

l wish my room were clean MY SISTER KEEPS LEAVING A MESS IN IT!!!!

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but then an airplane crashes and totally destroys your room. Hah!

I wish this PC had a bigger HD. I keep running out of downloading space.

...it's all legal, before you ask... ;)

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but you accidentally download a killer virus, and you hard drive goes kaput.

I wish I had High Speed Iternet at home. (I HATE my my dial up!):mad:

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you accidentally download a killer virus, and you hard drive goes kaput.

(Payback's a bitch, ain't it? :sly: )

I wish I didn't have this irritating headache right now.

[Aegix Drakan]

I can fix that! (chop) now you have no head, and thus, no headache

*yeah, payback is a bitch.

I wish The bookstore had the books I need for school. I might be kicked out of class for not having the book reqiured.:(

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but they all have important pages missing.

I wish I hadn't accidentally missed my evening course tonight... Oops.

[likesallusions]

Granted, you miss it next time and the time after that.

I wish I hadn't missed Fullmetal Alchemist Saturday, and the consiquence didn't involve me missing it again.(Does this count as any double wishing, or something like that?)

[algam86]

Granted, the series got cancelled. So you got to see the last episode, and you won't miss any more.

I wish I had enough money for a new computer.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but it's a P1 and has a 500 Meg hard drive. Have fun now.

I wish I was more focused.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but you can only focus on your big toe.

I wish people would stop complaining that Shadow uses a gun. GET OVER IT PEOPLE!

[algam86]

Granted, but now they complain about how he uses a motorcycle.

I wish I hadn't broken my PS2 controller. (R2 button snapped off. I lost the little magnetic black piece to it, so it doesn't work.)

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, you broke your PS2 instead.

*the motorbike is cool, but kinda useless. It takes damage when you run over the weakest enemy in the game, is crap at doing jumps, and is only available on one level.

I wish I could get back into my ZC groove. I need to get my freaking quest done!

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but the quest ends up totally sucking ass.

I wish I could get my KX groove back, I really need to do some more work on it.

[Bender]

Granted, but you end up doing it in prison.

I wish I could stop smoking(cigarettes).

[algam86]

Granted, but you start drinking.

I wish I would stop being lazy and upload more pictures to my photo albums...

[Bender]

Granted, you are now addicted to crystal meth and stay up for days at a time working on your photo album.

"Start" drinking??:lol:

I wish I had perfect teeth.

[koopa]

granted, but you can't eat anything except vegetables if you want to keep them that way.

I wish I wasn't so shy.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but now you're a loudmouth and nobody likes you.

*You don't really come across as a shy person Koopa. Sort of like me. I'm not really shy, but I find it easier to express myself through posting.

I wish people posted in Forum games more often.

[koopa]

Granted, and they post like this:

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

I wish ... I had some original ideas for this thread.

[Bender]

Granted, but someone else has those same ideas, and beats you to it.

(I love veggies!)

I wish I had some delicious and not rotten sushi right now that I could eat and enjoy, and remain alive.

[firefly]

Granted, but they are poisoned and you'll be sent to hospital, where you must eat 23 pills per day to stay alive.

I wish I had the best Zelda Classic tileset in the world.

[Bender]

Granted, but every computer in the entire world explodes due to an extremely powerful electromagnetic pulse.

I wish my family could win the Powerball.

[algam86]

Granted, but the jackpot abruptly goes down to fifty cents.

I wish I had a hundred dollars.

[firefly]

Granted, but they are stolen, and you're sent to jail.

I wish, I could use my other computer.

[Bender]

Granted, but your arms are broken.

I wish I was invulnerable.

[firefly]

Granted, but you will give an electric shock to anyone or anything you touch, and you can't use electric devices again.

I wish I never get sleepy.

[Bender]

Granted, but your body needs rest so badly that it shuts itself down and you go into a coma for 11 years.

(Dammit! My girlfriend's gonna HATE that consequence:sweat: )

I wish I had the Force.

[firefly]

^ Post 666 :scared:
Granted, but you will be sent into the world of Star Wars, you must go to a war and you get killed...

I wish I could fix my old computer.

[Bender]

Granted, but then humanity decides computers are the sign of the Anti-Christ and they burn anyone who still owns one at the stake.

I wish I had 1000 posts so I could have a Bender avy.

[firefly]

Granted, but all your posts will be spam and you will get perma-banned.

I wish I had the Ocarina of Time to control time and weather.

[Bender]

Granted, but it's the Evil Ocarina of time that controls making you old really quick and various types of crappy weather.

I wish I could have my kitties back *sniff*

[firefly]

Granted, but they will hate you, and you'll be begging god to take them.

I wish, I had my poor fish back.

[Bender]

Granted, but he's the only thing you own.

I wish I was more muscular.

[firefly]

Granted, but you will not even fit in your room and you'll have to destroy your house.

I wish I had a better TV.

[Bender]

Granted, but I stole it.

I wish we had a sane man for president.

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

Granted. He's also a wuss who's too afraid to go to war.

I wish my parents didn't suck so bad.

[Bender]

Granted, but they think they're too hip to spend time w/you.

(Thanks for the rep VT!)

I wish more people were on this thread.

[tikitiki]

wish granted, but they don't suck so bad that they are over protective

[Bender]

Ya gotta make a wish of your own!

[tikitiki]

oh yeah!!! sorry i just randomly started reading the other wishes,

i wish that i had an endless supply of water and it never went bad:tongue:

[curly_is_king:)]

granted. it comes from the toilette.

I wish mom were'nt cleaning out the vaccume cleaner, 'cause it's driving my allergies and asthma nuts.

[tikitiki]

granted, but you still have thee all raging asthma
i wish that i was a wierdo

[firefly]

Granted, everyone now hates you.

I wish I had my own motorcycle.

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

Granted. You wreck and die.

I wish everything I touched became gold

[ONeilcool]

Granted, The Value of gold would go down to practically worthless becuase there would be an excess of it

I wish the sky was green

[firefly]

Granted, it will be polluted and you'll die.

I wish I had a faster internet conection.

[Bender]

Granted, but you now have a much slower mind.

I wish I owned a munitions factory, but lived far away in a mansion.

[tikitiki]

granted, but the factory spontaniously combusts and all of the remains flew to your mansion

I wish that I could type faster 'cause it gets on my nerves

[Bender]

Granted, but only if you are typing in russian.

I wish I had bet on the Steelers.

[algam86]

Granted, but they would've ended up losing after you bet your life on them.

I wish I could find some useless files to delete from my computer.

[Bender]

Granted, you found them, but due to a nasty comp. virus, your system crashed.

I wish someone would play the wish game for a little while with Bender.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but we get extremely nasty with you.

I wish Forum games was more active. Lately, no-one has been posting!

[Bender]

Granted, but everyone who posts in Forum Games will think it's General Bitching, and 12 people will call me and you assholes. ;)

I wish I had 9 lives.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted. but you waste all of them.

I wish this world wasn't so screwed up.

[Bender]

Granted. You die somehow.

I wish I had thought of a better consequence to Aegix's wish

[koopa]

Granted. However you forget it again before you can post it.

I wish I didn't have this stupid cough.

[Bender]

Granted, you have AIDS instead.

I wish I had some cheese.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but it's all mouldy and stuff.

I wish I get that job at the local arcade. It would rock so much.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, Your job is to clean the toilets, and you are not allowed to play any of the games there.

I wish I wasn't so lazy at times.

[Bender]

Granted, now you're lazy all the time.

I wish people adressed me as, "My Liege".

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but they rebel, and you find youself on a guillotine!

I wish I had Twilight Princess...

[Bender]

Granted, but you dropped it in a vat of liquid nitrogen, reached out to try and catch it, and fell into the liquid nitrogen. Brrr.

I wish life didn't have so many nasty surprises.

[algam86]

Granted. Now there's one GIANT surprise which ends up destroying all life on earth.

I wish there was something good showing at the movies.

[koopa]

Granted, but it's for over-18s only.

I wish this PC was faster.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but it's so fast it blows up and shards tear into your eyes, blinding you. (Man I'm nasty this morning.)

I wish there were fewer Star Wars films and more Firefly ones.

[Bender]

Granted, but M. Night Shaymalan directs them, so they suck ass.

I wish I had a nice juicy steak.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but before you can object, the waiter puts a buch of icky tasting sause all over it.

I wish I had a bigger monitor.

[Bender]

Granted. It weighs 937 tons.

I wish I knew where my watch was!

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but it's broken beyond repair.

I wish I had another game like Prince of Persia to play - everything else just seems... boring now.

[Bender]

Granted, but you are in an accident and your hands get chopped off.

I wish my name was God of Everything.

[algam86]

Granted, but someone permanently tacks a 'Not!' in front.

I wish I had more endurance.

[likesallusions]

Granted, but you can't do anything with it now.

I wish I wasn't so slow in everythin'.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you still suck at it all.

I wish I could do something decent with my hair.

[likesallusions]

Granted, you now have none.

I wish I didn't have projects or anything school related to do over spring break.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but you fall unconscious, and miss your whole spring break.

I wish the below poster was a frog

[likesallusions]

Ribbit.

Ribbit. (I wish I wasn't a frog anymore.)

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but now you're a toad. :evil:

I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist on Friday...

[koopa]

Granted. You can go today.

I wish my exams were over already.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but you've failed them all.

I wish this world wasn't so sick and twisted.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but aliens invade and everyone's so much of a pussy that they enslave us all.

I wish I could afford to go out more often

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but you've got no-one to go out with!:D

I wish I wasn't behind in my schoolwork. (darn Sonic Riders, it's way too fun)

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you're so far ahead, the teachers think you're cheating and suspend you.

(I don't tend to go out with other people, so that's not a problem :D )

I wish I had a pet dragon that was totally loyal to me and would burn other people on my command.

[likesallusions]

Granted but it only has a life span of about a week.
*I found a "turn self into human" potion. It magically appeared in front of me!

I wish the weather here didn't come in bursts. e.g. 40's one day 80's the next. We've had a mild winter in some places, wouldn't you say?

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but now it's -40 all years round.

I wish that more games-based-on-films were actually half-decent.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but the movies based on games are even crappier, if that's possible (mario bros movie, worst movie I've ever seen.)

I wish I could Upload my RPG demo to Geocities already! I'm on my Geocities account, I try uploading my demo, and it says: "could not find Geocities server". HELLO?!? I'M ON GEOCITIES! THE SERVER HAS TO BE THERE!

[algam86]

Granted, but then the entire thing crashes permanently. (Boy, that would suck!)

I wish Unlimited SaGa used SaGa Frontier's battle system. *I hate reels!

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but everything else about the game sucks ass.

I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist tomorrow... :(

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but then all your teeth fall out.


I wish I wasn't so behind in my work... :(

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you're so far a head that the teacher's think you're cheating and fail you.

* Hasn't that one been done before?

I wish I hadn't eaten so much crap today. I feel icky...

[koopa]

Granted. You are now feeling really hungry.

I wish it wasn't so cold in here.

[algam86]

Granted, but now it's burning up...

*Obvious answer...*

I wish I wasn't so darn moody today...

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, you're so happy that people think you're insane, and they chuck you in a padded cell.

I wish I could live in my favorite RPG...

[koopa]

Granted. However there's a bug that crashes it, leaving you trapped ...

I wish I was so happy that people thought me insane. Well, almost.

[likesallusions]

Granted, you're now falsly(sp?) inprisoned in a mental institution...FROM THE...uh...40'S...or something. Duh duh duh!

I wish I would get that special assignment for English done already.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but the teacher tells you that you plagurized ( >.< I KNOW I misspelled that.) the whole essay, and you fail.

I wish I could live in Sonic's world. It seems so much more enjoyable...

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you get roboticised ( >.< I KNOW I misspelled that.)

I wish I didn't have to work. Ever

[koopa]

Granted. Only downside is, you can't afford a computer or internet connection.

Speaking of which, I wish I could afford a new computer.

[algam86]

Granted, but it has a five-second warranty, and you fumble it outside while walking to the car. Broken.

I wish I wasn't so busy!

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but now you're just soooo bored!

I wish I could stay focused on stuff.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but you are so focused that you can't enjoy anything.

I wish That somebody would get back in charge of maintaining and updating this site and the QDB!

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but that someone is you.

I wish I weren't so hungry right now.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but now you ate too much crap, and you feel icky (sound familiar? :evil:)

I wish I didn't have so much midterm work.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, you now have a bunch at the beginning of term and even more at the end.

I wish I had a better PC.

[algam86]

Granted. It's about 1/10^20 millionth better than the one you have now.

I wish I didn't have any more mood swings.

[koopa]

Granted. You're depressed all the time now.

I wish I wasn't so bored ...

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, you've got a bunch of films to watch - Catwoman, Electra, Lost in Space...

I wish I'd remembered it was my Grandmother's birthday today!

[me2]

granted, but you forget your own birthday.

I wish I had XM Radio.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but they go off the air as soon as you get it.

I wish I hadn't forgotten I had a project due today! :scared:

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you remember that it was due yesterday! :eek:

I wish I were in better shape

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but you don't do anything with it.

*yesterday was Sunday for me ;). and it seems a lot of other people had trouble with it too. only four people handed it it...

I wish I was a furry (sonic type animal).

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, you're a skunk.

I wish I could get a job