I Wish... You Were A Frog

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but the one he sticks with totally offends you.

I wish for three more wishes.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but none of them come true, or they come true in the worst way possible.

I wish I knew what to wish for

[zoraking]

Granted, but you wish would be destroyed by me.

I wish I my Biology class wasn't so tough.

[Fortis Nova]

Granted, but all of your other classes just tripled the amount of exams you will have to take.

I wish my Nintendo controllers would stop breaking.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but they cost an absolute fortune.

I wish I were more confident.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but you become overconfident, and you fail everything

I wish I had gone home early today, instead of loafing around at in the school corridor.

[Machiavelli]

Granted, but you go home only to find thats its on fire.

I wish I went home instead of cutting the last 4 periods of school yesterday.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but Godzilla appeared and stepped on your house :D

I wish that you only nedded 100 posts to get a custom avatar (instead of 1000 posts) :(

[Sir_Johnamus]

Granted, but now you can only choose a picture of Richard Nixon.

I wish for infinite intellegence.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you become blind, deaf and dumb. Have fun!

I wish my cat didn't keep asking for food all the time, fat thing that she is.

[Great Warrior]

granted, but she dies

i wish things go back to the way they were a month ago

[Darth Marsden]

So do I. Sigh

I wish I had enough money to travel around the world

[algam86]

Granted, but you only have enough for the cheapest airline and a nonstop flight around the world.

I wish I had a double-edged sword.

[Tygore]

Granted. Great job, you just cut yourself.

I wish for a sandwich made solely of peanut butter and strawberry jelly. And the bread.

[Machiavelli]

Granted, but all that peanut butter gets stuck to the roof of your mouth and you cant talk for weeks.

I wish things woulg go back to the way they were in freshman year. Things were so easygoing then...

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but the space time continuum gets disrupted, causing a chain reaction, which destrys the entire universe, and condemns all lifeforms to an excrutuiating and insanely long death. granted that's a worst case scenario, hopefully the effects will be very localized, only affecting our own galaxy. (abridged from Back to the Future)

I wish I was a hero.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted. An evil villain (Oh I don't know, say me) kills you.

I wish I knew what to wish for!

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted but you can't have it!

I wish...I wish...What do I wish for?

I wish there was world peace

[Darth Marsden]

Granted. Aliens invade and since we've all disarmed our weapons, we get slaughtered.

I wish for Europe to stop getting shafted when it comes to video game and console releases.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but now the nessecities of life cost triple the usual amounts, and salaries are halved.

I wish I could use magic.

[Fortis Nova]

Granted, but the only spell you can use is one that causes baldness. And it often backfires on you.

I wish my class didn't have exams consisting of solely essays.

[Machiavelli]

Granted, but your lack of knowing how to write a good essay prevents you from getting into a good college.

I wish my new computer would hurry up and get here already!

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but it's beat up and you have to send it back again.

I wish I could find a job already!

[Machiavelli]

Granted, but its a real shit job. Literaly. You have to clean up after elephants...

I wish I had more blank CDs

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you now have nothing to burn onto them!

*Now now honey, don't be mean. You'll get wrinkles. :tongue:

I wish for a NICE job that paid well and which I could do with no restrictions whatsoever.

[Machiavelli]

Granted, but it's really boring.

*I'm never mean...
I'm surprised were on at the sime time now. I hardly ever catch you online at this time of the day (5:10)

I wish that every time I turned on the radio, a song I like would be on.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but everyone else hates the songs and the radio station is forced to shut down.

*Time difference. Not 100% sure where you are, but at 5:10 if you're in the Atlantic area, it's 9:10 here; for the Eastern side, it's 10:10; if you're in the Central region it's 11:10 and if you're in the Mountains then it's 10 past midnight. Fun, huh?

I still wish Carrot Red would come back! I miss her jealous froggy threats. (Course, she could never replace you, Mach. :) )

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but she turn you into a frog (in real life)

I wish DM was a Frog. :D :D :D

[Machiavelli]

Granted, but I change him back :P

I know, DM, I'm one of a kind :)

I wish Carrot Red would get back here too.

[Great Warrior]

granted, but she gets banning powers

i wish i had better luck

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but it's better bad luck.

I wish for a decent Shadow Warrior editing website.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but your computer can't run it.

I wish I was better at DDR

[Sir_Johnamus]

I don't know what that is, but now you suck at everything else.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

[Machiavelli]

granetd, but she's a total bitch.

I wish that friday will go off without a hitch...

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but Saturady is a living nightmare.

I wish that Doctor Who series 1 (or series 27, if you're like me) boxset would be released already

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but it's in black and white, and it costs 100 bucks per copy.

And just so you know, DDR stands for Dance Dance Revolutions. If you still don't know what that is, get out more.

I wish That guy would bring me the game I asked him to sell me last week.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but it's in black and white, and it costs 100 bucks per copy.

Woah... Deja Vu.

I wish my new temp job weren't quite so boring.

[Aegix Drakan]

:evil: heheheh. granted, but to spruce it up I send in a punch of punks armed with flamethrowers to trash the place, during office hours, then I have them kidnap you and you undergo plastic surgery to make you look like a frog.

That exciting enough for you? :evil:

I wish I was safe from DM's retaliation!

[Fortis Nova]

Granted, but you forget to pay your punks, and they decide to do the same to you.

I wish I could afford to hire some punks like that.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but they're the same punks I hired, and they have secret orders to turn you into a frog.

btw, I wouldn't forget to pay the punks, and If I did, I wuld immediatly leave the country.

If I was turned into a frog, I would put on medieval armor, buy a sword (and call it The Masamune), hitch a ride in a tricked out delorian to the medieval ages, find a king named Guardia, and sell my services as a mercenary. (sound familiar? what game and movie am I combining?)

I wish I had a copy of Shadow The hedgehog :(

[Darth Marsden]

Granted. (We all know it's going to be crap anyway, right?)

And you're mixing Back to the Future with Chrono Trigger. Oh dear god the mental images.

I wish Aegix Drakan doesn't respond to this wish.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but...Oh, I think I just responded... :D

Why did you wish that? just curious.

BTW I don't think ShTH will suck, all the evidence points the other way (at least for me)

I wish That guy over there would stop pissing me off!

[Machiavelli]

Granted. He bitch slaps you and walks away.

I wish It wasn't so cold and rainy outside now.

[algam86]

Granted, but a hailstorm starts.

I wish I bought The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap instead of Sword of Mana.

[Machiavelli]

Granted, but you pay for it with your whole life savings.

I wish my foot didn't hurt right now (long story as to why it does...).

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but now your hand hurts.

*Would you like me to kiss it better, hon? ;)

I wish my job didn't require me getting up so early.

[algam86]

Granted, but now your job starts at midnight and ends at noon with no breaks.

I wish I could draw like Leonardo da Vinci.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but art equipment is now more expensive then Platinum.

I wish for more blank CDs. (Can't think of anything better, sorry)

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but you have nothing worth putting on them.

I agree with DM, this topic is starting to dry up.

I wish all of us were frogs.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but then Carrot Red comes back and rules us all.

Umm... don't know what to wish for. Will edit when I think of something.

[Great Warrior]

granted, but you get edited out.

i wish i did not encounter so many obstacles with my plans.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but your plans are all really lame.

I wish I didn't have this f**king headache.

[likesallusions]

Granted, but now you've got the stomach flu.
I wish I could be more focused on my projects.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but all your projects are belong to us.

I'm so sorry, people.

I wish I had more days off.

[Sir_Johnamus]

Now you have to work more later. A LOT MORE LATER!


I wish for a wish without a consequence.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you foolishly waste your wish on some candy floss.

I wish more people would Beta Test my game!

[Machiavelli]

Granted, but they say it sucks.

I wish there was no such thing as daylight savings time. I't messing with my head right now, especially since only half of the clocks in my house have been changed.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted. You're driving at 6:00 in the morning and you suddenly realise it's too dark to see that tree properly...

I wish my hair would stop messing around and grow already.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, it grows at the rate of two miles a second now, and there's no way to stop it.

I wish I wasn't making this wish...

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you have to explain what just happened.

I wish I could play the guitar really, REALLY well.

[zoraking]

Granted, but you don't have a guitar. (Take that!)

I wish I wasn't so paranoid

[likesallusions]

Granted, but when they're really out to get you you can't tell anybody.

I wish I wasn't sick right now.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but everyone else in the world is.

I wish I had more money...

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted but you can't spend it ( :D )

I wish I was still at home, working on my quest

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but then your computer crashes and you lose everything... ( :D to you too)

I wish people would make sure their posts were spelt correctly (This isn't directed at anyone in particular, FYI).

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, now their posts are in Japanese, and you can't read them.

I wish I had a sandwich. one with good ingredients, and stuff like that. no bad stuff.
(braces for impact, knowing someone's gonna come up with something to slam me with)

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but it's so small you need a microscope to see it. (Well braced.)

I wish there were more public holidays.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but they are all "eat an onion sandwich days"

Yay! a microcopic sandwich! (wolfs it down)

I wish you were a toad (makes a change from being a frog, no?)

[Machiavelli]

Granted, but you have to kiss him.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy in class.

[Fortis Nova]

Granted, you get severe, slobbering siezures instead of falling asleep.

I wish it would snow this Christmas here.

[Machiavelli]

Granted, but you have to go to school, even on X-mas day.

I wish it doesn't snow or rain for the whole winter.

[Great Warrior]

granted, but there are dust storms all year

i wish i had more energy

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you turn hyperactive and can't focus on anything properly.

I wish I had a nice cheese sandwich.

[Great Warrior]

granted, but the bread is stale

i wish i could sleep more

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but you have nightmares of frogs doing Dance dance revolutions on your stomach (and did I mention they are BIG frogs?)

I wish I hadn't forgotten about the intro to photography assignment I have to hand in 15 minutes :scared: .

[Darth Marsden]

Granted. You remembered about it five minutes ago.

I wish I had a more powerful PC.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but it explodes in your face!

(The project didn't matter, it wasn't due today anyway :D )

I wish I was safe from DM wrath

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you now have to suffer the wrath of everyone else in the Universe.

:p

I wish for three wishes without any negative consequences what-so-ever.

[likesallusions]

Granted, but Guru just died.

(sorry) :evil:

I wish my bedroom windows would seal.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted. It's now far too hot in your room.

*I don't know, nor care, who Guru is. Anyway - I gots ma wishes! :cool:

I wish for more people to Beta Test my game!

[likesallusions]

Granted, but they all hate games.
(Watch Dragonball Z to find out who Guru is. You might like it.) :D

I wish it was further on in the school year.

[Thunderkitty]

Granted, but you have no summer to look forward to because you forgot to do your homework all those days you were absent, and now have to goto summer school.



I wish the Universe was frozen, and everything that has ever, and will ever be also.
(Cant counter that huh?)

[algam86]

Granted, but it doesn't work because the Universe has no faith. (Play FFT and study the magic system, and you'll see what I mean.)

I hope that's a good answer.

I wish I didn't have to wake up so early to be on television. (WAVE 3 Sunrise, look for Louisville Male High School if you get the station)

[sara_sun:)]

granted, but now you have a temp. and can't do anything fun for the next six weeks, and have to spend an extra six weeks of school after everyone else leaves.

I wish my bell set were prettier.

[likesallusions]

Granted, but they don't work. (Is that what you ment by "were"?)

I wish I wasn't so scared of the dark.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but then the monsters get you!

I wish more people would learn to spell properly.

[likesallusions]

Granted, but now you can't.
Blast you green villians! Where's my shovel?

I wish the glare from that window wasn't so bad.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted - now there's no light and you can't see jack.

I wish I weren't so tired.

[likesallusions]

Ow. Now you're wired up and won't be able to sleep for days to come.

I wish the algae in the fish tank was easier to manage.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but all the fish die.

I wish more 'adult' members frequented the Forum Games section.

[likesallusions]

Granted, but I granted this wish first.
NOOOO!!! My fishes!

I wish for the snails to not repopulate the aquariums again.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but a load of slugs infest it instead.

I wish likesallusions would stop posting and let me get to bed.

[likesallusions]

Granted, but it's only about 5:45pm here.

I wish Darth Marsden would stop posting too so I could go offline.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but tomorrow we get to do this all over again.

I wish I could think of something decent to wish for.

[Machiavelli]

Graned, but it brings an end to the world.

I wish I wasn't running out of wishes.

[Thunderkitty]

Granted, but then you leave AGN for reasons unknown.

I wish that I was God and could do anything. (Bend space, time, and read a book on how to rule, but its in English, and im English, so I can read it, and I never messed up) HA

[algam86]

Granted, but apparently, you're still inferior to the moderators.

I wish I didn't have to completely restart games if I missed something I wanted...

[likesallusions]

Granted, but you keep forgetting it anyway so now you're stuck in a never ending annoying circle.

I wish I could think of something smart to wish for.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but die as soon as you think of something and never actually get to wish for it.

I wish I could stop spending so much money.

[likesallusions]

Granted, but you've already spent it all.

I wish I wasn't posting under Darth Marsden right now and hopefully not start the nonstop posting like last night again :bomb:

[Darth Marsden]

Granted. I'd better things to do anyway, like Fireworks!!!

I wish I had more blank CDs.

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

Granted, they can only fit 1 kb.

I wish I was good at telling people I love them

[Machiavelli]

Granted, but now there's nobody for you to love.

I wish I could decide on what I want out of life.

[SeirraMist]

Granted. But you will die in 3... 2...

I Wish I was a tree

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you're in an area scheduled (sp?) for demolition tomorrow.

I wish I hadn't been taxed so much on my wages.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but now you're getting paid minimum wage.

I wish I never set foot in GB (I apologise to anyone who saw me in there, I know I was an idiot, and I'm not going there anymore)

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you DID set foot in ASWGL.

I wish I had a watch that was analogue AND digital.

[algam86]

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish my parents weren't completely computer-illiterate.

[SeirraMist]

Granted, but now you end up in a hole in the ground with lots of rats nibbling at youre feet and a coyote eating a chicken near a tree right at eye-level where the moon dont shine.

I wish that made sense

[likesallusions]

Granted, but you don't understand it anyway.

I wish I could trail off like that where it was funny and easier.

[SeirraMist]

Granted, however a blackbird comes out of nowhere and lands directly in youre mouth, bitting off youre tounge and giving you small pox which if you dont know is just like pox but smaller, and then flys away carrying youre tounge off into the distance where it will grow into a beautiful apple tree and feed all the poor mice of Nihm. (like that?)

I wish I could be king of a army of squirles

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but your army consists of three. And that includes you.

I wish SierraMist would learn the rules of this game.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but he doesn't follow them anyway

I wish life was more like LoZ. (fighting octorocks on the way to school or work, learning to solve puzzles in class. dungeon raiding on wekends, if you die, you can be revived by a fairy. that kind of thing)

[SeirraMist]

granted, but you have no weapons, and will be 1 cm tall.

I wish that I could stay focused on making on ZC game and not lose my interset

[Sir_Johnamus]

granted. You now have no space, so they can be only one screen big, and you can't submit them.
I wish I had a post count of 999,999,999,999

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but your acount crashes and you restart at 1 post.

ARRRRGH! I wish technology would stop messing up at critical moments!

[curly_is_king:)]

granted. now there's no technology at all

i wish i could play this one allregion song on my basson!!!! argh!

[Sir_Johnamus]

Granted, but it just changed.
(#13 & #15 are HARD!)

I wish that we got better parts.
(I play French Horn in band)

[SeirraMist]

^Granted but now you play the mouse piano (see Monty Python)

I wish I could get some free music with no problems

[Amber]

Granted, but it all sucks.

I wish I had a teleporter

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but the first place you go to is Mercury.

I wish I had more web-comics to read

[SeirraMist]

Granted, but now you are banned from going on them because of parental controls.

I wish I could eat lots of food without getting chubby

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, you have a heart attack instead!

I wish I had a pet Lynel (you know, those tiger like monsters from Zelda)

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish I had more skill at Half-Life mapping.

[SeirraMist]

Granted but now you are a gold fish

I wish Bacon was a sport

[likesallusions]

Granted, but you can't play due to sudden health problems that can't be fixed for some reason and you then get sick with something so contageous that it spreads within the day to the rest of the city and everyone else is gravely ill and can't play either and there just so happens to be a pretzel worker visiting and gets it and takes it back to the plant so it carries into a bag so now I'm going to get sick too 'cause I'm eating some right now and we're all going to die in 1 week. Thanks alot for spreading it. :tongue:

I wish for people not to criticize that run-on sentence.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but that's because no one read it

I Wish for more wishes!

[likesallusions]

Granted, but they all have a wish warranty, and you happen to waste them just as the warranty runs out so you can't re-wish.

I wish to know how many episodes of Mythbusters there are.

[SeirraMist]

Granted, but the mythbusters transform into 2 un-cool, un-fun scientists who think that everything is about work and that explosions arent cool.

I wish everyone could remeber to use the bold thing

[likesallusions]

Granted, but they still don't use it.

I wish I could sing atleast to the point to where I don't sound really annoying. *sigh*

[SeirraMist]

Granted, But a squirle comes out of now where and eats youre vocal chords.

I wish I wasent so sick today...

[curly_is_king:)]

granted. but you didn't get any sleep last night, so you're hallucinating that you're sick anyways. then you spontaneously combust. woo hoo!!!

i wish that i hadn't blistered my finger on a paperclip attatched to a batterie. owowoowowowow. it hurts to type.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you blistered your thumb instead.

I wish there weren't so many n00bs here at the moment!

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, now they're all at your front door.

I wish This world was less screwed up.

[likesallusions]

Granted, but it still doesn't know any better.

I wish I was more focussed at times.

[SeirraMist]

Granted, but those times only occur when you are alone and have nothing to do.

I wish people would stop listening to radicals like Pat Roberts

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, they all listen to me instead and I tell them to kill anyone with less then 100 posts. Heh.

I wish my mail-order stuff would get here already!

[Aegix Drakan]

Grantd, but it's all broken!

I wish I would be able to open my mind to new ideas more.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but there's no new ideas out there. Everyone's already had them all.

I wish I didn't have such a sweet tooth

[Aegix Drakan]

(pulls out a pair of pliers) Wish granted! (rips DM's "sweet tooth" out without novocaine) But now you owe me 50$ for removing it, and now you are in extreme pain.

(BTW, I know that the "sweet tooth" isn't an actual tooth, it's just funnier this way)

I wish that I was working on my quest right now.

[Sir_Johnamus]

Granted. It is 200million terabytes, so you cannot submit it.


I wish my computer could hold that much.

[Machiavelli]

Granted, but I take a bat and smash it to bits.

I wish that Forum Games had better posters.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted.

(What? So do I.)

I wish that I could go back in time and stop myself from purchasing the Red Dwarf Series 7 DVD, because I'm gonna get it for Christmas and I don't particularly want to end up with two copies of the same thing.

[Sir_Johnamus]

granted, you end up in the 3rd age of middle earth, during the war of 5 armies.

I wish gas was cheaper.
^^so do I.

[likesallusions]

Granted, only because there's none left to purchase and worry about.

I wish I wasn't so slow with some things in AutoCAD. Other stuff is o.k.

[algam86]

Granted, but now it doesn't work anymore.

I wish they would make a Final Fantasy Tactics game for the PS3.

[SeirraMist]

Granted, but they remake the GBA version

I wish my family would belive me that its LIME not LIVE wire.

[Darth Marsden]

Uh... okay... they believe it's LIME wire, but it suddenly changes to a LIVE wire and electrocutes everyone.

I wish my Family Guy DVD would get here already

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but the DVD is broken.

ARGH! I wish I had high speed internet at home! I am getting tired of waiting for five minutes for a page to load!

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but it's so fast your PC can't handle it and explodes.

I wish I could travel across the world.

[algam86]

Granted, but you get shipped around in a cardboard box and can't see anything.

I wish we'd won Grand Nationals yesterday...

[SeirraMist]

Granted, but a angry team decideds to break the breaks on youre team transport vechicle, and during the trip home it speeds and falls into a ditch blowing up and killing everyone inside.

I wish there were penguins in the USA

[algam86]

Yeah, I do, too! Granted, but due to penguin mind-control, they kill everybody...

I wish I'd given one of the tuba players a better gift...

The person who gave me a gift guilted me...

[SeirraMist]

Granted, but you break the gift in a accident the night before you have to give it to them, and end up buying a really crappy one instead.

I wish not every grant had to do with death

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, you're instantly paralised from the neck down.

I wish for forty-five bazillion dollars.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but you have a five bazilion dollar tax on it!

I wish I was more disiplined

[likesallusions]

Granted, but now as punishment you have to wash the windows at my house everyday, bummer for you.

I wish I could find the lyrics for this song I really like.

[algam86]

Granted, but they're in Japanese.

I wish I could win a good laptop.

[Great Warrior]

granted, but it is a keychain.

i wish i had more money to buy Christmas gifts.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but the price of all the presents triples.

I wish for a hundred Milky Bars.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but you can't eat them, or sell them.

(BTW, when I said more disciplined, I meant that I wished I had greater self-discipline)

I wish Carrot red would return and turn us all into frogs!

[Darth Marsden]

Granted. This place is so boring without her.

I wish Tony Blair would resign already.

[SeirraMist]

Granted, but George W. Bush takes his place

I wish the Democrats could get it together

[Darth Marsden]

Grnated, but nobody votes for them at the next election.

I wish Eddie Guerrero hadn't died

[Great Warrior]

granted, but you end up corrupted in a caved in fake world

i wish i could master the art of public speech

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but now there's nobody for you to speak in front of.

*Eddie Guerrero is... WAS... a WWE wrestler. He was a pretty cool one too. He'll be missed.

I wish that Farscape hadn't been cancelled

[SeirraMist]

Granted, but they replace all the writers with the guys who figured cookies should be a sometimes food.

I wish that there would be no consequences to this wish

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you've just wasted your wish by making sure it'd come true without actually wishing for anything.

I wish I hadn't double-ordered Sonic Gems!

[SeirraMist]

Granted, but it turrns out you need 2 versions of the game to actually play through the whole thing.

I wish Orange Soda actually tasted like Oranges.

[Great Warrior]

granted, but now oranges taste like grape

i wish i did not drink a dr. pepper too much

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, you now drink too much diet pepsi (blech! :sick: that stuff is disgusting!)

I wish DM would give me his extra copy of sonic gems

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but I make you pay the HUGE postage fees.

I wish there was more time in the day.

[SeirraMist]

Granted, but now you require tripling the amount of sleep you used to, limiting youre day to a mere 5 hours.

I wish that guy hanging on the Darth Marsdens Sig would fall off already...

[Sir_Johnamus]

granted. It falls on you.

I wish more people would go to Grammarless.

[algam86]

Granted, but twice as many leave.

I wish they'd find Osama already!

[SeirraMist]

Granted, but it turns out that he was a actually a card board cut-out of the arab version of Jared.

I wish England and Canada could just get along

[Aegix Drakan]

They don't?

OK, then. Granted, but the US still doesn't get along with anyone and invades the rest of the world.

I wish I had a wish sandwich.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but it tastes HORRIBLE.

I wish my mother had a better taste in music.

[likesallusions]

Granted, but now you don't.

I wish both of the pendilum clocks in the house worked.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but the tick-tocks drive you mad.

I wish I had more cereal in the house.

[algam86]

Granted, but now you don't have anything else in the house.

I wish Darth and Mach would stop trying to hog the YCOPI thread.

[Machiavelli]

Granted, but only for a few hours.

I wish algam would figure that me and DM are unstoppable.

[algam86]

Granted, but I'm too stubborn to give up.

*I'll never let you have that thread!*

I wish I had some help to protect the YCOPI thread.

[Machiavelli]

Granted, but they quickly realize how pointless it is.

I wish Christmas didn't start in October.

[likesallusions]

Granted, it starts in September.

I wish my brother would get off the Gamecube so I could play somemore.

[algam86]

Granted, but the power goes out for three days.

I wish the Deep Dungeon area on Final Fanasty Tactics wasn't pitch-black.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but now the rest of the game IS.

*They wants our precious, Mach! Our precioussss. They wants it! No! Filthy little hobbits can't have our precioussss...

I wish I could find my sunglasses, since it's entirely too bright at the moment.

[algam86]

Granted, but someone colored the lenses pitch-black, so you can't see anything.

*They? I think I'm the only one...And I'm no LOTR character, either.*

I wish I could find a decent place to post my art. (Seriously).

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you loose the ability to draw.

*I'd like to see it too. Have you tried DeviantArt?

I wish I had more self-control when it cames to sweeties.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but you realize (too late) that the sugar rush was all that was keeping you alive.

* I petition for the cessation of "only one-user resonses" in the Forum games threads. (YOU HEAR ME DM???) (Oh, and If machiavelli is reading this, check DM's bio, I do believe it states that he is a sith. you know what happenned to the last person who fell in love with a sith!)

I wish I Would get a sudden inspiration for the next four dungeons in my quest!

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you forget how to use the tile editor.

*Oh come on, it's just a bit of fun. And she knows perfectly well that I'm a Sith Lord - women are always attracted to bastards. Like so. (http://loserz.scribblekid.org/index.php?id=15) (Just kidding honey! You know I'd treat you right. :scared: )

[Machiavelli]

Of couse baby, but that isn't a wish. ;)

I wish everyone would stop trying to tear us apart.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but then we just grow apart. :shakeno:

*Oops. Forgot to make a wish. Oh well.

I wish I could pick up C++ more quickly, 'cause we have a test next week that I know I'm gonna flunk.

[Machiavelli]

Granted, but you oversleep the day of the test and fail it anyway.

In wish I had an iriver.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but the screen is broken and it's unrepearable.

*I sleep until 9 in the evening? Man, what the hell did I drink? (It's an evening class)

I wish I was immune to the effects of alcohol.

[SeirraMist]

Granted, but I accidently make a river instead and you fall in it and drownd.

I wish I knew what was going on outside

[Machiavelli]

Granted, but it turns out to be a gun fught. You get hit with a stray bullet and die.

I wish that my mom will buy me an iriver despite what happened this morning.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but the screen is STILL broken.

*Dare I ask what happened this morning?

I wish I were somewhat stronger then I currently am.

[Machiavelli]

Granted, but you end up thinkin that you're stronger than you really and take on people who you have no chance of beating.

*omg...long, long story.

I wish that I could think of something to wish for.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you wish for something really stupid.

*Fair enough. You know that I really am here if you need to talk though, right?

I wish that, despite how cool Fort Minor are, Linkin Park weren't on a break right now.

[Machiavelli]

Me too. But I hear that they are coming out with a new cd sometime next year.
I know I didn't say anything bad, but I can't. It's Linkin Park...

*That is so sweet.

I wish that Linkin Park would hurry up as well.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted. I can't say anything bad about LP either.

* I'm a pretty nice Sith Lord, once you get to know me.

I wish there had been more episodes of Police Squad!

[Machiavelli]

Granted, but they suck.

My Sith lord :hug:

I wish I had an umbrella right now.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but it's not raining.

I wish it weren't so bloody cold in my house.

[Machiavelli]

Granted, it's hell hot.

I wish it wasn't raining.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, it's hell hot.

I wish I could stay more focused on things without getting... oo, shiny! Uh... were was I? Right, right. Without getting DISTRACTED.

[Machiavelli]

Granted, but focusing on what you're doing pushes you away from your friends.

I wish I used bold tags for my wishes.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you also set the text colour so bright it blinds people.

I wish I had something better to do with my time then spend ages posting here

[Sir_Johnamus]

granted. It then rejects you and you return here to be tormented by me forever and forever.

I wish DM would change his posting color.

[algam86]

Granted, but his new color blends in with your forum color and you can't read it.

I wish my drawings weren't so light, so, when I post them, people can actually SEE them...

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but (wait for it...) they actually suck.

I wish people would stop bitching about my font colour.

[algam86]

Granted, but then they start to ***** about your avatar.

*I don't cuss.

I wish I hadn't taken that junior-level math class...Power functions are tough.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but then you're chosen to save the planet and you have to use Power Functions.

I wish my stomach didn't hurt so much

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, now your..uh..lower regions hurt even more!

I wish life was fair

[likesallusions]

Granted, but we all know life's no fair, right? So.......it's not.

(cool, algam86, I don't cuss either!)

I wish the music on the computer played continuously so everytime a song was over I didn't have to bring up the Windows Media Player to start another song.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but your music sucks.

*Have you not heard of playlists? Honestly...

I wish I could see the future.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but the future is so horrible that you die of shock

I wish people would post more often

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but it everybody keeps posting at the same time and it completely ruins the games.

I wish I were invincible.

[algam86]

Granted, but it wears off in thirty seconds.

*Yeah, I get the power function crap now, but it's still long as heck.

I wish I wasn't half-evil. :evil:

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, you're now all coward.

I wish I really were a Sith Lord and had all those cool powers like Darth Vader.

[algam86]

Granted, but Yoda kills you.

I wish I knew everything.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but all the knowledge drives you insane and you commit suicide.

I wish I could find the perfect avatar.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted but you can't use it

I wish I could edit that picture properly, so I can get a new sig

[algam86]

Granted, but everybody hates it.

I wish I wasn't so lazy, so I'd finish this pic for my friend...

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but your friend changes his mind and doesn't want the picture anymore.

I wish I were fluent in C++.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but now you forget how to use a computer!

I wish I could get a custom avatar already!

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but you can't find any decent avatars.

*Luckily, I don't have that problem. :D

I wish I had a can of Coca Cola.

[Aegix Drakan]

granted, but you can't drink it.

*I've got a load of custom avatars to use! I'm going crazy cause I got no place to put them!)

I wish I was a better quest maker (grr, my dmaps are so small and empty right now)

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but the quests themselves suck ass.

I wish for a can of Coca Cola that I can actually drink.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but I poison it!

*if I am become a great questmaker, how can my quests suck? You weren't making a logical point. :glare: I stopped making comments about your quest, so don't slam mine. you could have said something like: (granted, but you can't find a good tileset)

I wish the blackarms would rule England, and would leave Canada alone.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but then the Spanish Inquisition move in. Oh, what's that? You didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition? NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

* I misread your wish. My bad.

I wish I had more classic comedies to watch

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted but you die laughing (hey, it's the greatest way to go!)

*Apology accepted
**Spanish inquisition, eh? I gab the next timewarp outta here, and teleport to after the inquisitions.

I wish I hadn't missed the bus.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but the bus crashes and everybody on board dies in a horrible inferno.

I wish more people watched Monty Python.

[likesallusions]

Granted, but so many people watch it and then repeat it and talk about it everywhere they go it drives you to insanity.

(I like Monty Python and the Holy Grail, mainly because it's the only one I've seen.)

"I wish I could think of something good to wish for."(We've heard this alot.)

[algam86]

Granted, but (guess what?) your wish automatically gets diverted to a dog.

I wish 'The Legend of MAX' wasn't so hard on Heavy mode (for DDR)

[Great Warrior]

granted, but all other games become unplayable.

i wish i had a more varied range of interests

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but they include 'My Little Pony', 'Bratz' and 'Barbie'.

I REALLY wish it wasn't so cold.

[Machiavelli]

Granted, but it's really hot.

I wish I didn't have to wake up so early tomorrow.

[algam86]

Granted, but it's only a minute's difference.

I wish I didn't have a cold.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted. You're now burning up.

I wish I could fly.

[Aegix Drakan]

Granted, but now the British military kidnaps you and forces you to do their evil bidding. Oh, and BTW, you can't land.

*BTW, I will grant Algam's Wish. granted, but nowledgends of max is so easy it bores you to death.

I wish we didn't have five centimeters of snow up here. (sigh...welcome to winter in Canada)

[Darth Marsden]

Granted - it's now 10 centimeters.

*I wish I got snow - but I live right by the seafront. :(

I wish Christmas music were banned.

[likesallusions]

Granted, but to make up for it they send it in subliminal messages through all the cell phones of the world into your minds and they're now annoying little earworms that slowly eat away at your brain until it's been turned to mush so now it's all you know. (I know, radio stations start months early! It's crazy! We usually don't get snow either:( )

I wish I didn't have this cough.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, you now have a fever.

I wish I had a Sonic Screwdriver (there's a shortage in the UK - they didn't make enough!)

[likesallusions]

Granted, but they just got recalled.

I wish I knew when Twilight Princess was being released. (Either that or I'm not looking hard enough.)

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but then it gets delayed again!

(First quarter of 2006, I think. (http://www.rpgamer.com/games/zelda/lozgc2/lozgc2.html) Nothing more's been announced.)

I wish I had more friends and they would play Zelda Four Swords with me

[algam86]

Granted, but they completely suck at it.

I wish Final Fantasy Tactics had a harder last boss.

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but it's so tough nobody can beat it.

I wish I didn't know what I'm gonna get for Christmas.

[Great Warrior]

granted, but you are not getting it anymore

i wish i had more money to buy games

[Darth Marsden]

Granted, but all the best ones are sold out and you have to settle for things like 'Daikatana'.

I wish I had a star named after me.