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carrot red
08-24-2005, 03:31 PM
Name three things you would never do and three things you may never see.

I'd never rob an old lady.
I'd never eat bugs.
I'd never say never. : p

I may never see Armageddon.
I may never see the Taj Mahal.
I may never see myself walking on the moon.

Beldaran
08-24-2005, 03:37 PM
I'd never steal from someone.
I'd never have children.
I'd never stop working hard on things that interest me.

I may never meet my hero.
I may never go into space.
I may never get married.

Brasel
08-24-2005, 03:55 PM
I'd never turn my back on my country.
I'd never let my family down.
I'd never do unethical things to get ahead in life.

I'll never see my hero again...
I'll never see life the same way again.
I'll never see Led Zeppelin in concert.

VT_Hokie_Fan
08-24-2005, 04:17 PM
I'd never murder someone.
I'd never eat mud.
I'd never be a male stripper.

I may never see a male stripper.
I may never see A Libertarian in office.
I may never see Elvis.

moocow
08-24-2005, 06:20 PM
I'd never steal from my job.
I'd never hit my mother.
I'd never do a man made drug (besides alcohol, if that counts).

I may never date another Michigan fan.
I may never meet a celebrity.
I may never drink so much that I pass out somewhere that I don't know, and wake up naked.

Masamune
08-24-2005, 07:05 PM
I'd never hit strike a female.
I'd never do cocaine off the ass of a 5 year old boy.
I'd never sell my DS.

I may never see Jesus.
I may never see Black Jesus.
I may never see Mexican Jesus.

Beldaran
08-24-2005, 07:14 PM
I may never see Jesus.
http://pressurecooker.phil.cmu.edu/Jesus/buddy.jpg



I may never see Black Jesus.
http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/98/189398.jpg



I may never see Mexican Jesus.
http://booreview.com/images/the_big_lebowski_jesus.jpg


YOU LOSE MAN! :D

deathbyhokie
08-24-2005, 07:35 PM
I'd never purposefully harm someone
I'd never steal from someone
I'd never grow a beard again

I may never see an av as awesome as bel's
I may never find a copy of QFG:anthology
I may never live with someone i know for a while

Masamune
08-24-2005, 08:43 PM
http://pressurecooker.phil.cmu.edu/Jesus/buddy.jpg


http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/98/189398.jpg


http://booreview.com/images/the_big_lebowski_jesus.jpg


YOU LOSE MAN! :D


Aww double dammit! Where did the last two pics come from though?

Beldaran
08-24-2005, 09:02 PM
I don't know where Black Jesus came from. Just googled it. I just thought the name "Woody Strode" was too funny to ignore, especially in the context of him being a Black Jesus. (?) It looks like some kind of crazy action movie lol

The last picture is THE JESUS! From the movie, The Big Lebowski. It is one of the funniest movies ever made. And just so you know, DONT'T FUCK WITH THE JESUS! (reference to the movie)

zoraking
08-24-2005, 09:50 PM
I'd never intentionally harm an animal. (Though I love hamburgers :love: )
I'd never hit a woman.
I'd never have sex with a man. (Unless the money was REALLY good.)

I may never see Conan O'Brien. *sigh*
I may never see a person die in front of my eyes.
I may never see my 100th birthday.

ShadowTiger
08-24-2005, 09:56 PM
Three things I would never do.

Take joy in harming another human or animal.
Hold a grudge.
Go swimming without swim shoes. ... lol lame.


Three things I might never do.

Go skydiving.
Get Married.
Have my dreams come true.

Darth Marsden
08-25-2005, 10:44 AM
I'd never renounce my love for video games.
I'd never beat someone up just because I could.
I'd never steal for no reason.

I may never grow up :p
I may never find the perfect job
I may never fall in love (sniff)

Daarkseid
08-25-2005, 12:09 PM
I'd never not drink.
I'd never not masturbate at innappropriate times.
I'd never get a job.

EDIT: Oops, things I'll never SEE.
Gotta think about this again.

Masamune
08-25-2005, 05:44 PM
Argh.. Damn you to hell, Beldaran!

I may never get to see/meet Maynard from Tool
I may never see a street performer that doesn't piss me off.
I may never see a cool goth. ;p

Machiavelli
08-25-2005, 07:31 PM
I will never:
Kill someone (other than for self defense)
Sell my ass.
Do crystal meth

I may never:
Meet any of you AGNers
Become a pyrotechnician
Get my Murcielago

mrz84
08-26-2005, 06:41 PM
I'd never stop playing the Metroid games
I'd never stop watching kick-ass anime
I'd never force someone to do what I want them to do

I may never see the end of the Iraqi War(what with the pull out until Iraq can help itself ploy)
I may never see all the naime I ever wanted to see
I may never see my dream of publishing my manga series "Guardian of Destiny"

Ibis, God of Magicks
08-27-2005, 07:09 AM
I'd never Get The Courage To Tell All The People I Care About That I Love Them.
I'd never Reclaim My Innocence.
I'd never Forget.

I may never see True World Peace.
I may never see A Time When People Won't Hate Others Just By The Color Of Their Skin.
I may never see Forgiveness.

Great Warrior
08-29-2005, 02:35 AM
I would never kill.
I would never steal.
I would never hit a woman.

I may never see my dreams come true.
I may never travel the world.
I may never become famous.