Death Wishes

[Master Ghaleon]

Do you wanna be cremated or just buried? Also who would be in your will to recieve your stuff when you die?


I want to be cremated. The person that I would put on my will would be my GF or wife(if im married). If I dont have either, I would prolly list my mom or sisters.

[JayeM]

I'll be cremated, and my son Jimmy is stuck with my stuff...poor guy.

[Darth Marsden]

I'd like to be shot into space... if I could afford it. If not, a burial at sea would be nice. Give me he chance to do something exciting fot the last time in my life, and maybe make people think "Hey, that guy was pretty cool".

If I weren't married, I'd leave my money to charity and my possesions to my family. HArdly actions befitting a Dark Lord of the Sith, but meh.

[firebug]

I don't want to be buried or cremated. I'd rather like to be eaten after I die. Preferably by wild animals. Actually, I think it would be cool to just be laid out on a stone table out in the wild somewhere with tall iron fences around to keep the larger animals from dragging my body away. Maybe a plaque somewhere on the fencing instead of a tombstone.
If I have children, I'd leave most everything to them. If not, my significant other. If I don't have kids or a woman, I'd leave it all to my little sister.

[Carcer]

I used to be totally sure that I would be simply buried, but then I got thinking about what would happen if there was a heaven or a place you go to after death, and I thought, if your body remains whole, who's to say that you wont remain under the ground forever staring at the innards of your coffin? (This is spiritually, I'm almost sure that I won't be buried alive.)

So I'm not sure on that. But I'd rather my body had more than a grave. I think a small mausoleum would be quite nice. Perhaps to get to my body, you'd have to get past booby traps and the like - simply because I can do that.

[Daarkseid]

I want my corpse tossed into oncoming traffic from an overpass, hopefully causing a serious accident that kills a few innocents.

[goKi]

I'd probably like to be cremated, and have my ashes scattered. As for my assets, they would be split between my girlfriend/wife, and immediate family.

[slothman]

I would want to be given to people as organ donors. If not that, who would want my body anyways, then cremated.
And my stuff should be distributed to all the world's population equally. Or just given to charity. I don't have much now though so that doesn't mean much.
I wonder what would happen to intangable assets like internet accounts.
Just think, if my user name were posted for everyone to see I could be banned and not even be alive.

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

When I die I want my body to be used as ammunition for any future wars. Just think of all the disease my corpse could spread.

In all seriousness though, I'd want to simply be cremeated, mainly because its cheaper, and my assets would go to charity since I'm 15(no wife or kids or anything) and I hate my family.

[ShadowTiger]

I want to freeze to death. o_o IMHO, least painful way to die. Bring my iPod and a GBA, and I'm set.

My corpse, ... can go in a museum. I'll be sure to not shave for a while, and wear a loincloth, and bang up the GBA a bit and cover it in mud. Hopefully they'll get all confused.

My possessions would go to my sister. o_o'


Sorry, but I could really care less about how I die. http://www.purezc.com/forums/html/emoticons/icon_sorry.gif

[Beldaran]

If I can afford it, put me in a windowed capsule and shoot me into space, right at some distant star.

If I can't afford it, cremate me and drop my ashes from an airplane so I can fly away into the sunset.

All of my positions go to my next of kin. If I have a wife, she gets em'. Is not, they go to my parents. If my parents are toast, they go to my sister. If my sister is gone, everything gets sold and the money goes towards buying video games for Children's Hospital patients.

[CrimsonAi]

I want to be burried because it's more simple and not as creepy as being kept in a display..

[Lilith]

Cremated, until something cooler comes along. Although burials are jawesome...

[mikeron]

Menacing lucite pose, ala The Simpsons.

[Axel]

I want every useful part of my body harvested. After all, I ain't using them anymore. As for the rest? I don't care, fertilizer or something. Cremation might be cool. All I want is my funeral to be a huge party with balloons and cake; and for my tombstone to read "I'm with stupid."
My possessions? I don't care, next of kin I suppose. That'd be my parents and siblings.

[zoraking]

I want to be able to donate my organs to people that need them, unless they are crazy alcoholics that would ruin them. Other than that, I would like to be in some necrophile pornos, and that's it. I'd give everything to my family.

Or I can be cremated, taken to a cruise ship, and stand on the side facing the wind and dumped. I'd blow into people's faces ala Trigger Happy TV.

[Pablo]

I want to have medical science tear my body into tiny little bits and stick them in other people, then set the stripped carcass on fire and throw the ashes off the Sears Tower.

[Brasel]

Heh, a lot of these I read people are assuming they'll die later on in life...

If I die within the next 6 months, full military honors, and I want to be buried in my hometown.

If I die after the war, I don't want anything big or fancy as far as a funeral goes. I don't want my family to have to throw all that money away on a big fancy coffen. I'll be dead, I won't mind if you stuff me in a plain wooden box...

[slothman]

... Other than that, I would like to be in some necrophile pornos, and that's it. I'd give everything to my family....
I have some of that. Maybe someone you know is in it. Actually it is necrophobe porno.


and I want to be buried in my hometown
I want to be buried in someone else's hometown. :D

[Daarkseid]

I want to be buried in someone else's hometown. :D

Hah hah, and imagine having on your tombstone "Dedicated to [random person who lives in said hometown], I will love you always, even in death."

That would be pretty creepy.

[Masamune]

I'd like to be cremated and then maybe have my ashes tossed across the ocean. That'd be neat... Or just dump my whole corpse so it can shark foodz. *is considerate of other species*

[Rainman]

I'll be cremated probably. I don't like the idea of rotting underground even if I will be dead. Pluse graveyards are crowded enough without me.

[Beldaran]

When I die, I want to be buried face down so that anyone who doesn't like me can kiss my ass.

[DarkDragoonX]

I want to be freeze-dried and have my family place me right outside somebody's door in the middle of the night. Then I want them to ring the doorbell and run away. With any luck, I'll take somebody with me when the poor sucker who opens the door has a heart attack.

[bonegolem]

When I die I want a tombstone saying:

Mason Smith
Killed by a Jabberwock on Level Nineteen with 560 gold.

I used to want to be cremated, because I might turn into a zombie some day and that just would be unfortunate. We could probably prevent a pretty huge zombie invasion if we just cremated everyone.

Then my dad told me that mormons don't cremate their dead. But then again...I guess my views on death are different.