The Best of What Earth Has to Offer

[carrot red]

What would you give to someone from another planet if they came to Earth for the first time, something you consider to be the best and want to share?

I would give them this T-shirt (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/Clarared/partdeux/hiimspacey.jpg). : p

[fatcatfan]

eyes-cream. (people from erp call it "icecream")

[Beldaran]

I would give them a computer containing MP3's of my favorite music, some of history's most renowned music (mozart, beethoven, other classics), image files of my favorite works of art, some of history's most renowned works of art, my favorite movies, and my favorite novels.

[Master Ghaleon]

I would give them a football and teach them how much fun the sport is. Then hopefully it would spread all over the galaxy.

[Linkafier]

I'd give them a Gamecube. That way, they'd laugh at our primitive Earth technology and go away.

[Dechipher]

not pr0n.


That'd be entertaining.

[Eckels]

a marijuana bud

[ShadowTiger]

What could we possibly give them that they don't already have? :shrug: They've got interstellar travel capabilities, and we have ... ... Football, Ice Cream, and a puzzle that feigns pr0n for a few moments. Good for us.

not-pr0n should stump them though. I'd like to see them get past Level 4. XD *lol*

[Daarkseid]

Euthanasia.

Hah hah, just kidding.

I'd just murder them in the most painful savage way I could imagine, then spend the rest of the week eating their remains. Who could pass up the opportunity to eat an extra-terrestrial?

[King Aquamentus]

Zelda, the 80's period, and they might take interest in power rangers...

"oh, yeah, we had something like that on our planet, too..."

[Ganonator]

Tough call, but I think giving them the best of our foods, arts, and music would be the only thing practical. I mean, it would be awesome to give them video games, but they could never play them. They'd need some super battery to last through the cosmos, and the only thing we could produce to give them would totally result in them playing games, high (Eckels is my hero), and having that fucker run out before they got home.

This brings up a good point: If the greatest human art focuses around pictures of humans, would great bug-like alien art focus around pictures of bugs?

[Dechipher]

Oh, and I totally forgot....a boombox with my bands album.

:D

[Archibaldo]

I'd totally give them a grilled cheese sandwich. Then, they'd make me thier god!

[Lilith]

tentacle rape.

[Starkist]

http://store.harvestingamerica.com/featured_items/00245CF.GIF

[richie]

Some spam:
Everyone here has lots of it and noone needs it. :laughing:

[Axel]

I big bowl of dirty rice. Mmmmm... cajun....

[slothman]

tentacle rape.
What if they don't have tentacles? What if they are just a bunch of slime?
I would give them a glass of water.
Or maybe that "Rosetta" disk that people are making that has all human languages on it.

On the other hand, I would give them the means to kill us all. Earth doesn't offer much.

[Machiavelli]

I would give them The Fountainhead. I like that book.

And yes, watching them play not pr0n shound be very entertaining.

[Verman]

First. I would be happy that such technology exists then I would shoot them and attempt to use thier spacecraft in such a way as to raise myself into a god so that I could RULE THE KNOWN UNIVERSE!

[SSJ3500]

Either Halo 2 or that new game "Destroy all Humans". I don't think they'd like Halo 2 much due to the fact that it's killing aliens, Destroy all humans might fit their tastes more.

[Darth Marsden]

A picture of George Dubya and Tony Blair, both with big red targets over their smug looking faces. Hopefully they'll take the hint, and, once done, I would organise a huge parade in their honor. All hail the aliens!