28,000 Year Old Dildo

[Beldaran]

The 28,000 Year Old Dildo (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4713323.stm)

First off, it's german, proving they are the masters of porn. Second, why am I not surprised that one of the oldest inventions in human history is the dildo? I can see how this went down.

Caveman1: *Grunt* I invented fire. Now we can cook.
Caveman2: *Grunt* I invented the wheel. Now we can pick up chicks.
Cavewoman1: *Snort* Don't bother. I just invented something better than both of those...

[carrot red]

"In addition to being a symbolic representation of male genitalia, it was also at times used for knapping flints."
Germans are masters of porn because they had smart Cavewomen?

[Master Ghaleon]

That woman had to be loose after that thing up in there.

[Darth Marsden]

Raises eyebrows

[bigjoe]

Well at least we know now that humans were corrupted by lust long before modern times. :laughing:

[Linkafier]

What the hell? Find something smooth curvy and long and consider it a dildo. Nice work archeology (sp?) <.<

[Daarkseid]

What the hell? Find something smooth curvy and long and consider it a dildo. Nice work archeology (sp?) <.<

Yeah, that's kind of what I was thinking.

[Beldaran]

Yeah, and actually, they didn't even find it like that. It was a bunch of fragments they peiced together. Talk about a Fruedian slip! hehe

Jane: "Hey look, a bunch of peices of rock. I bet it used to be a dildo."
Bob: "Got dildos on your mind?"
Jane: "What can I say, Bob? For some reason the sight of you makes me think to myself, 'Dildo'."

[MasterSwordUltima]

Which one is the dildo? The top one, or the bird looking one? :O
http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/05/sci_nat_enl_1122291333/img/laun.jpg

>:U