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Revfan9
07-13-2005, 01:32 PM
It can be any quote. Replace any word with "balls"

"Tetra, allow me to show you your balls; the one reason you exist."- The king of Hyrule

Valientlink
08-26-2005, 06:20 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! balls hehehe!

Darth Marsden
08-27-2005, 07:58 AM
Okay, I'll actually stay on-topic.

"I sense a disturbance in the balls. Something I haven't felt since..." - Darth Vader, Star Wars: Episode IV.

JimmyJ
09-03-2005, 12:27 AM
JC, we need to stop the Majestic balls::--Deus Ex-greatest game ever

Darth Marsden
09-03-2005, 07:29 AM
"You cannot stop your balls... no man can." - Numerous people, numerous times, in Prince of Persia : Warrior Within

me2
09-04-2005, 01:52 PM
"Russia is huge, but not as huge as our royal balls!" ~King of All Cosmos, Katamari Damacy

Darth Marsden
09-10-2005, 02:24 PM
This is a good one, but you have to REALLY read it. What's replaced? Two words - 'a hero'.

Too few characters out there, flying around like that, saving old girls like me. And Lord knows, kids like Henry need balls. Courageous, self-sacrificing people, setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves balls. People line up for them, cheer them, scream their names. And years later, they'll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them how to hold on a second longer. I believe there's balls on all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams… - May Parker, Spider-Man 2

Mods_Suck
09-11-2005, 03:24 PM
"Right behind you, brandishing my balls..."-Darth Mardsen

Darth Marsden
09-11-2005, 03:39 PM
Ow! What'd I ever do to you..?

Those balls were trying to kill us!
I know Dad!
It's a new experience for me.
Happens to me all the time - Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-11-2005, 04:12 PM
*Takes Out The Downward Spiral cd*

eraser
(the words "me and you" will be replaced w/ balls.)

need balls
dream balls
find balls
taste balls
fuck balls
use balls
scar balls
break balls
lose balls
hate balls
smash balls
erase balls
(wow, now that song sucks even worse)

Darth Marsden
09-11-2005, 04:17 PM
Do a similar sort of thing to Michael Jackson's 'They Don't Care About Us', only replace the word 'Me' with 'Balls'.

Beat balls, hate balls,
You can never break balls,
Will balls, thrill balls,
You can never kill balls,
Jew balls, Sue balls,
Everybody do balls,
Kick balls, kike balls,
Don't you black or white balls

Sir_Johnamus
10-06-2005, 09:10 PM
Luke, I am your balls!

Darth Marsden
10-07-2005, 07:34 AM
"I love balls. I love the whoosing sound they make when they fly by." - Douglas Adams

Machiavelli
10-07-2005, 09:52 PM
Balls have the same enemies as people: fire, humidity, animals, weather, and their own content. --Paul Valery

Darth Marsden
10-09-2005, 08:04 AM
God bless thee; and put meekness in thy mind, love, charity, obedience, and true balls! - Shakespeare

Machiavelli
10-09-2005, 03:55 PM
Most balls rust out due to lack of challenge. Few balls rust out due to overuse. --Unknown.

Darth Marsden
10-10-2005, 04:07 AM
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and balls. Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously? - Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes)

Machiavelli
10-12-2005, 03:57 PM
"Balls, balls, and more balls. Let Father Balls do his tedious, devious work." -- Some quote from the PSAT I took today (replaced 'time' with 'balls').

Darth Marsden
10-13-2005, 10:47 AM
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and some balls. - Al Capone (Replaced 'and a gun')

Thunderkitty
10-24-2005, 07:04 PM
Never, EVER can you sit at a computer, with out balls. -Unknown

Darth Marsden
10-25-2005, 05:19 AM
The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their balls in times of moral crisis. - Dante Alighieri (Balls replaces 'neutrality')

KJAZZ
10-26-2005, 02:20 AM
All your balls are belong to us. >_>

Darth Marsden
10-26-2005, 06:12 PM
^ sigh. Someone HAD to do it, didn't they? :rolleyes: I think I'll retaliate like this:

The balls have been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the balls? - KJazz's Sig

Machiavelli
10-26-2005, 06:19 PM
Whenever I'm caught between two balls, I take the one I've never tried. --Mae West

Darth Marsden
10-26-2005, 06:34 PM
Nothing can beat the music of hundreds of balls screaming in unison. - Kefka, FFVI

Machiavelli
10-26-2005, 06:50 PM
I hate my balls, but hate everyone else's more. ---> Nobody's Listening, LP.

Darth Marsden
10-29-2005, 03:44 PM
A little fear will control the balls of the common people - (President) Rufus, FFVII