The Miracle of Toilet Paper (joke)

[JayeM]

Fresh from her shower, she stood in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," her husband replies.

She stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk again.

[Glitch]

lol, a old one but still good.

[Master Ghaleon]

I got a laugh outta it, good one ;)

[Daarkseid]

I didn't finish reading it. I got too aroused by the idea of some woman rubbing something between her breasts.

[Drunken Tiger]

lolz, good one JayeM.. That brought a bit of laughter to my day.. :)

[Dechipher]

I didn't finish reading it. I got too aroused by the idea of some woman rubbing something between her breasts.
You lucky man.

[Archibaldo]

LMAO! That just made my day.

[moocow]

I didn't finish reading it. I got too aroused by the idea of some woman rubbing something between her breasts.

Lmfao, that's hilarious. You horn-dog, you. ;)

[biggiy05]

Heard it before and still funny.

Wasn't there a second part of the story? Something about her getting him to do something?

[Lilith]

That was great. And I love you Ted.

[Sephiroth]

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

God one. :)

[richie]

I know what you find funny about this, but I really couldn't laugh about it. I don't know why.