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Pablo
06-21-2005, 12:20 AM
http://invis.free.anonymizer.com/http://lancerstfu.tripod.com/priest.jpghttp://lancerstfu.tripod.com/priest.jpg (copy and paste)

How fucking cool is that? I can legally officiate at marriages, funerals, confirmations, everything but circumcisions (damn, I was looking forward to that bit.)

http://www.ulc.org
MacWeirdo42
06-21-2005, 12:33 AM
A friend of mine has one of those, too. Don't know what he plans to use it for. Oh well, still pretty cool.
JayeM
06-21-2005, 12:58 AM
I've been a minister of the Universal Life Church for years. By the way, you have to register it at the courthouse before you can perform marriages, etc.
SixTen
06-21-2005, 02:11 AM
Wow, this is cool. I'm now ordained too! Finally an excuse to wear one of those cool little collars.
JayeM
06-21-2005, 07:24 AM
Finally an excuse to wear one of those cool little collars.
That's probably the best reason I've ever heard for wanting to become a priest.
Dechipher
06-21-2005, 10:48 AM
I plan to do it when I'm 18.
Alas, only 11 more months.

Too band you can't perform circumsicions....I've been wanting to get rid of the foreskin they missed for years.
ShadowTiger
06-21-2005, 04:36 PM
... I'm Shocked.


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But not that much. http://www.purezc.com/forums/html/emoticons/icon_freak.gif :laughing: This was bound to happen eventually. SOME AGN member would go on to become a priest. Personally though, I had always thought it would be Goat. He's make a great priest.

Enjoy priesthood, Pablo.
SixTen
06-21-2005, 04:54 PM
I plan to do it when I'm 18.
Alas, only 11 more months.

Too band you can't perform circumsicions....I've been wanting to get rid of the foreskin they missed for years.
Um, you do know how long the recovery period is for that don't you... I mean, you could be waiting weeks for that to heal up and they aren't painless, so I read.
Archibaldo
06-22-2005, 01:28 AM
Yay! I am now Reverend David A. Mason. (The "A" stands for awesome") I ordained myself, but arn't you supposed to get a little paper or somethign to show you're ordained? Do you like have to print it out? Or is there no paper and all you have to do is fill in your name?
JayeM
06-22-2005, 01:42 AM
You can print it out.
Great Warrior
06-22-2005, 06:41 AM
Congratulations. I do not know what to really make of it, it is weird to ordain oneself….