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Ibis, God of Magicks
06-13-2005, 10:55 AM
Look, laugh, and be amazed that we said this shit...

"Hey look! Mexican's at 9:00" -Russ

"So goKi, do they have drug-sniffing dingos over there?" -Ibis
"Jesus christ, no! We have other dogs" -goKi
"Ummm, no. I've seen Crocodile Dundee" -Ibis

"Your bees are much bigger than ours" -goKi
"Sweet! We have bigger bees." -Ibis

"I'll give you a nickel if you eat this whole sugar packet" -WL
"O. K." -Russ
"Even the paper" -WL
"It tasted bad for the first 12 seconds, but then you get to bite down on the sugary sweetness" - Russ
"Thats what it is like fucking a black chic" -Ibis

"You know, $60.00 in nickels is HEAVY" -Erk

"The ceiling is dripping cum" -WL
"There is a cum bath in the room above us!" -Ibis
"Bukkake!!!!" - WL
"So... that's where all the asian chics went!" - Ibis

"Chocolate Pudding and Vodka don't mix..." -Ibis

"He's hung like a bommerang" - Ibis

"So, does australia have an army?" WL
"Yes, of course we do." - goKi
"It's only like 50 people though" -Russ
"Hey, it can still beat the French" - Ibis

"Hey! Did you see that fucking road kill I hit?" -WL
Glitch
06-13-2005, 01:50 PM
You forgot....

"I fucking hate beaners." -Everyone there

"Russ, is that cum on your laptop?" -WL

"You don't want to catch my gay crabs." -Russ

"Keep the noise down." -Landlady

*grunt grunt* -Ibis
*ring ring ring* -Phone
"Wake up call" -Landlady

"EASY STREET BABY!" -WL on Saturday morning
"Fuck easy street." -WL on Saturday night
moocow
06-13-2005, 01:54 PM
"EASY STREET BABY!" -WL on Saturday morning
"Fuck easy street." -WL on Saturday night

Let me guess, Jarrod lost money?
Ganonator
06-13-2005, 03:54 PM
"What's the matter with your people? I say one 'shrimp on the barby' and you guys cream your pants?!" - goKi
"Where's Glitch? Oh! Greenroom." - everybody
Glitch
06-13-2005, 07:10 PM
"We should do this every weekend."

That is the most repeated quote by everyone there.
Ganonator
06-13-2005, 10:47 PM
I remembered one of my favorite when we were at Denny's:

"GoKi, you need to say something for us. It starts with a 'g'd' and ends with a 'ay mate', ok?" - War Lord
SixTen
06-13-2005, 11:09 PM
Man this looked fun. I'd wanna go but seeing as I don't actually talk to anyone who usually goes to these things it might get a little weird for me. Nothing a shot of... anything can't fix I guess.
Master Ghaleon
06-13-2005, 11:32 PM
Man this looked fun. I'd wanna go but seeing as I don't actually talk to anyone who usually goes to these things it might get a little weird for me. Nothing a shot of... anything can't fix I guess.


Its for all members, everyone is or was invited to come.
SixTen
06-14-2005, 12:14 AM
Well even still. I didn't have a way to get there. Next year perhaps. I know everyone says that, but seriously, maybe next year.
goKi
06-14-2005, 12:16 PM
goKi:"Hey Russ!"
Ganonator:"Yeah?"
goKi:"Nothing."
Ganonator:"Fuck you!"

Repeated constantly while Russ was nearly passed out on the bed during a poker game.

Ganonator:"I'd just have to pull a few strings..."
goKi:"Wait a second, you're one of them faggots, aren't you?!"