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Great Warrior
06-13-2005, 08:28 AM
http://images1.imagehigh.com/imagehigh/08052005145255_murphy2.jpg
Would you rather have the girl, or the car?

I'd like to put my key in the ignition. ;)
Verman
06-13-2005, 09:03 AM
I would knock the bitch out for being on my car.
Belgarath
06-14-2005, 07:13 PM
She looks fat in that picture.

Give me the car so I can sell it, buy a house, and then have all the women I want becuase I OWN MY OWN HOUSE and women are attracted to that.
Masamune
06-14-2005, 07:20 PM
The car. You can always run her over and have sex with the corpse later.
Axel
06-14-2005, 08:03 PM
The car. It won't drink, develop eating disorders, cut itself, or come at me with a knife. Gods, my experience with women is depressing.
Pablo
06-14-2005, 09:10 PM
The car. I have a girl :)
Toolie
06-14-2005, 09:23 PM
She looks fat in that picture.

Give me the car so I can sell it, buy a house, and then have all the women I want becuase I OWN MY OWN HOUSE and women are attracted to that.


No shit? So that's why every homeowner I know is getting laid everyday by models. I can't believe I've overlooked this incredible correlation in our society. And to think how foolish I was for using things like personality and compassion and humor when trying to get a woman to go for me.
DarkDragoonX
06-14-2005, 10:06 PM
And to think how foolish I was for using things like personality and compassion and humor when trying to get a woman to go for me.

Yeah. Moron. ;)
Great Warrior
06-15-2005, 07:03 AM
"It won't drink, develop eating disorders, cut itself, or come at me with a knife. Gods, my experience with women is depressing."
A girl attacked you with a knife?

"Give me the car so I can sell it, buy a house, and then have all the women I want becuase I OWN MY OWN HOUSE and women are attracted to that."
Women are as impressed with homeowners as they are with a man's pecker; they are not.
Drunken Tiger
06-15-2005, 08:52 AM
I would definately take the car.. Imagine all the fun that i would have at night.. :D:D

-_-''

Its sad i know..
Steezy20
06-15-2005, 01:35 PM
I'll have the car if it comes with girl as standard!
Rainman
06-15-2005, 01:43 PM
Two things. I'm desperate for sex. I don't need a car.... I take the girl.
carrot red
06-15-2005, 01:46 PM
What would I do with the girl?!? (I would have added she's not pretty anyway, but you would have said girls are always critical of other girls, so I won't.)

Give me the car and no homeowners, please.
moocow
06-15-2005, 04:29 PM
The car, because I think the girl is ugly... :p Then I'd sell the car because I think that's ugly too. You can get more out of a car than you can a girl anyway..
Great Warrior
06-16-2005, 07:21 AM
Leave it to the girls to be deadly practical. :p
vegeta1215
06-16-2005, 01:26 PM
Is that Britney Murphy? It looks like her. If it is, I'd take the girl.
Master Ghaleon
06-16-2005, 03:51 PM
If i was single I would take the girl. She looks like she needs a good poking ;)
Glitch
06-16-2005, 04:01 PM
The car, cause I just totaled mine.
Eckels
06-16-2005, 05:32 PM
"It's the car. Chicks dig the car."
Paradox
06-16-2005, 07:08 PM
Mercedes, eh? I'd take it.