Beldaran
05-13-2005, 05:12 AM
We all have our successes and good points. Some of us are handsome, some of us are hard working. Some of us are intelligent, some of us are talented, and some of us are insightful.
But all of us, in some way or another... in some area of our lives, are a Sad Sack of Shit
So let's just let it all hang out in this thread. This thread is like a nudist colony, except that instead of exposing our private parts, we expose all the rediculous bullshit that we have done. Why are you a Sad Sack of Shit? Who is the biggest Sad Sack of Shit?
So come on. Release your inner pathetic dumb ass and let us know what you have done.
I'll break the ice:
Sometimes, when I have important homework assignments due the next day, I watch insipid, brain liquifying television until two in the morning and then I complain that school is unfair. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
I'm fucking late for everything. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
Sometimes, when friends want to hang out, I tell them I'm busy working on a music project. I then go back to playing Halo. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
At my last job, I showed up late for work every single day for a year and a half. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
After working out, I flex my really non-impressive muscles in the bathroom mirror while listening to bad 80's metal. During these moments, I honestly believe I am sexy and "built". In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
I failed an easy as pie government class at college because I was irritated at how long the final exam was, so I didn't take it. I sat down, looked at the test, got up, shook my head no at the teacher, and left for good. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
I watched the first two seasons of American Idol. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
I once had a math class that started at 12pm. I had to drop because I slept in too late too many days in a row. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
I once wrote 70 pages of a novel and then deleted it for no reason. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
I go see romantic comedies by myself at the theater. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
I once listened to KISS at work 8 hours a day for three months. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
I allowed my ex-girlfriend to convert me into an evangelical christian. I then tried to convert my best friend. When I finally stopped being an evangelical christian, my friend and I had a good laugh. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
When people invite me to do things that I hate, I get embarassed and say yes, then I call them the next day and make up a bullshit excuse about why I can't go. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
I'm always polite and non-confrontational towards people I cannot stand and they often think I'm their friend. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
I have a slender, athletic body and I'm not especially tall. And yet, my head is bigger than most people's. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
I write lots of retarted sci-fi/fantasy stories in microsoft word that no one will ever see. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
I like to think that I'm indifferent towards the possibility of my band being successful. And yet sometimes I fantasize about being on the cover of GuitarPlayer magazine and mailing copies to my ex-girlfriend's parents, so they can see what a god damned success I am. This is extremely pathetic. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
In 6th grade I teased a girl that no one liked because I was secretly miserable. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
In 9th grade, I was so lonely that I pretended to be a robot for six weeks straight. Sadly, my grades skyrocketed to a 4.0 and I accomplished more than I ever have in my life. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
Despite being a pretty talented guitar player with a good band, I often pretend I have no emotions and don't need friends. I think I do this to avoid the pain of acknowledging how bizarre and frightening my life is. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
I tend to completely ignore all the good things I've done and just focus obsessively on all the stupid mistakes I've made. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
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Ok, I know some one out there has to be a sadder sack of shit than me. Prove it. I challenge you. :D
But all of us, in some way or another... in some area of our lives, are a Sad Sack of Shit
So let's just let it all hang out in this thread. This thread is like a nudist colony, except that instead of exposing our private parts, we expose all the rediculous bullshit that we have done. Why are you a Sad Sack of Shit? Who is the biggest Sad Sack of Shit?
So come on. Release your inner pathetic dumb ass and let us know what you have done.
I'll break the ice:
Sometimes, when I have important homework assignments due the next day, I watch insipid, brain liquifying television until two in the morning and then I complain that school is unfair. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
I'm fucking late for everything. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
Sometimes, when friends want to hang out, I tell them I'm busy working on a music project. I then go back to playing Halo. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
At my last job, I showed up late for work every single day for a year and a half. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
After working out, I flex my really non-impressive muscles in the bathroom mirror while listening to bad 80's metal. During these moments, I honestly believe I am sexy and "built". In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
I failed an easy as pie government class at college because I was irritated at how long the final exam was, so I didn't take it. I sat down, looked at the test, got up, shook my head no at the teacher, and left for good. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
I watched the first two seasons of American Idol. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
I once had a math class that started at 12pm. I had to drop because I slept in too late too many days in a row. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
I once wrote 70 pages of a novel and then deleted it for no reason. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
I go see romantic comedies by myself at the theater. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
I once listened to KISS at work 8 hours a day for three months. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
I allowed my ex-girlfriend to convert me into an evangelical christian. I then tried to convert my best friend. When I finally stopped being an evangelical christian, my friend and I had a good laugh. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
When people invite me to do things that I hate, I get embarassed and say yes, then I call them the next day and make up a bullshit excuse about why I can't go. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
I'm always polite and non-confrontational towards people I cannot stand and they often think I'm their friend. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
I have a slender, athletic body and I'm not especially tall. And yet, my head is bigger than most people's. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
I write lots of retarted sci-fi/fantasy stories in microsoft word that no one will ever see. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
I like to think that I'm indifferent towards the possibility of my band being successful. And yet sometimes I fantasize about being on the cover of GuitarPlayer magazine and mailing copies to my ex-girlfriend's parents, so they can see what a god damned success I am. This is extremely pathetic. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
In 6th grade I teased a girl that no one liked because I was secretly miserable. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
In 9th grade, I was so lonely that I pretended to be a robot for six weeks straight. Sadly, my grades skyrocketed to a 4.0 and I accomplished more than I ever have in my life. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
Despite being a pretty talented guitar player with a good band, I often pretend I have no emotions and don't need friends. I think I do this to avoid the pain of acknowledging how bizarre and frightening my life is. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
I tend to completely ignore all the good things I've done and just focus obsessively on all the stupid mistakes I've made. In this way, I am a Sad Sack of Shit.
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Ok, I know some one out there has to be a sadder sack of shit than me. Prove it. I challenge you. :D