The President is shutting this site down... [Archive]

War Lord

05-10-2005, 03:51 PM

I received this from the address [email protected]:

The following message was sent to you via the Armageddon Games Forums Contact Us form by SleepingDragonX.

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Dear Owner,
Do to your failing to keep this forum a clean site. I am forcing you to shut it dow.
You have 24 hours assholes

I'm so fucking scared right now, and I hope you guys will hang tight until I can get ahold of the president and work this out,

Deviance

05-10-2005, 03:55 PM

Damn well guess it is the end for AGN. Nice knowing you guys. :tongue:

zoraking

05-10-2005, 03:57 PM

It has to be Bush, he misspelled "Due" and "Down."

theplustwo

05-10-2005, 03:59 PM

Man, I knew we should have kept the site clean!

moocow

05-10-2005, 04:00 PM

OMG, no way. *ish so scared*

Breaker

05-10-2005, 04:01 PM

Oh fuck Warlord, hide the kitty porn!

Glitch

05-10-2005, 04:33 PM

We are so so very fucked.

Steezy20

05-10-2005, 04:54 PM

Could this be a hoax by any chance? It is possible to send emails via any address (there's one to research). Would a government official write "asshole??"

Trevelyan_06

05-10-2005, 04:58 PM

<moocow> Someone is so gonna take that seriously.
<Starkist> Sucks for them
<Breaker> somebody will post saying "warlord, that wasn't from the president, it was from sleepingdragonx"
<Breaker> and be totally serious

Nothing more needs to me said Steezy.

Steezy20

05-10-2005, 05:01 PM

Oh dear, what a drunken nob i am.
Where was this mentioned??

Masamune

05-10-2005, 05:03 PM

You can't say drunken, steezy. Not when the president is watching us. =(

sivart0

05-10-2005, 05:04 PM

lame joke warlord...

Steezy20

05-10-2005, 05:06 PM

You can't say drunken, steezy. Not when the president is watching us. =(

Oh dear! Tony Blair will have no choice but to hand me over to the Americans to be incarcerated within Camp X-Ray.

Goat

05-10-2005, 05:24 PM

Damn, I owe Ganonator $20 now. I was sure Nintendo would get to us before the government would.

goKi

05-10-2005, 05:34 PM

Perhaps we should just take AGN down before he does? You know, to save face.

Glitch

05-10-2005, 05:46 PM

lame joke warlord...

If you look closer numbnuts, it is actually a REAL email he recieved......so this is far from being Whore Lord's joke.

Ganonator

05-10-2005, 05:51 PM

Damn, I owe Ganonator $20 now. I was sure Nintendo would get to us before the government would.I post this sitting on some random apartment building's staircase leeching internet:

Goat, pay the fuck up ;)

Ganon's Minion

05-10-2005, 06:06 PM

Whaa? ....O_o;;

sivart0

05-10-2005, 06:17 PM

the president couldn't shut AGN down, as it's not his job to do so...it would be the FCC if anything...
if this is no joke...GOTO THE FORUMS IN MY SIG! *runs and still think this is bored lord's lame jjoke*

ShadowTiger

05-10-2005, 06:33 PM

Now aren't you just glad that SleepingD sent that E-mail? We all got a laugh out of it, and he wasted it time. Heh.

Masamune

05-10-2005, 06:46 PM

if this is no joke...GOTO THE FORUMS IN MY SIG! *runs and still think this is bored lord's lame jjoke*

I'd rather stick a pine needle in my urethra.

Cloral

05-10-2005, 06:47 PM

Now aren't you just glad that SleepingD sent that E-mail? We all got a laugh out of it, and he wasted it time. Heh.
I was thinking the same thing.

I never understand though why people get so pissed when they get banned. Obviously it means they didn't get along in the forums, so why not just go find another forum? It's not like they're in short supply.

carrot red

05-10-2005, 07:38 PM

No one can save us now. We shouldn't have banned Aranda. I knew it! He/she/it has contacts all he way to the White House. Wow, I'm so unimpressed I'm shaking trying not to laugh too hard.

DarkDragon

05-10-2005, 08:19 PM

Aw, he didn't even spoof the email address himself, the vB scripts did it for him. Lame.

Raichu86

05-10-2005, 08:56 PM

That's what you all get for not voting for Kerry!

Sephiroth

05-10-2005, 08:58 PM

I received this from the address [email protected]:

I'm so fucking scared right now, and I hope you guys will hang tight until I can get ahold of the president and work this out,
That's not bad.... Anyways.. If The president is shutting down this forum.. any chance on giving out the license for this vB?

Archibaldo

05-10-2005, 09:07 PM

It's obvious it's not the president, honestly, what idiot tries to shut a forum down? If he were actually able to shut down websites, there'd be no more pr0n sites.

cyberkitten

05-10-2005, 09:10 PM

hold me, i'm scared
*cries

Jigglysaint

05-10-2005, 09:35 PM

What's sad is that I bet he actually thought it would work.

Blonde799

05-10-2005, 10:04 PM

That's what you all get for not voting for Kerry!
But...I voted NADER!:( NADER DARNIT!

Well if anything, my community channel has the president's phone #.:p

Master Ghaleon

05-10-2005, 11:30 PM

oh Noes!

Who is gonna save us now ;)

bigjoe

05-10-2005, 11:35 PM

Oh dear, what a drunken nob i am.

Heh heh.. he said "nob."

Anyway, it doesnt surprise me that SleepingDragonX is the president. They possess the same intellect.

AlexMax

05-11-2005, 04:43 AM

Oh yeah? Just wait until you see phase six of SleepingDragonX's plan.

The phase that will RUIN US ALL!

Shoelace

05-11-2005, 05:40 AM

!!!

Cries in a corner.

Drunken Tiger

05-11-2005, 06:17 AM

Just send me some money, I can guarantee that the President cannot get past my shockproof anti-closing AGN device...

But i need YOUR *points at you, yes you* help! So send your money now! Or else AGN is doomed....

moocow

05-11-2005, 08:49 AM

And send it all to me..

sivart0

05-11-2005, 09:23 AM

lol i could send warlord an e-mail saying it was from the president...in fact, any moron who knows enough php can... but that's like illegal...or something... *runs*
nice try SD

Carcer

05-11-2005, 11:29 AM

... Someone else said this in another post - perhaps SleepingDragonX was Aranda. It wouldn't suprise me, seeing as he mentioned that she was his girlfriend, (This is going on the assumption that Aranda is indeed female), just after Aranda was banned.
Ah, never mind. Although it is quite convincing. The lack of spelling ability lead me to belive it was indeed the president for a moment.

biggiy05

05-11-2005, 01:53 PM

lol i could send warlord an e-mail saying it was from the president...in fact, any moron who knows enough php can... but that's like illegal...or something... *runs*
nice try SD

Then it wouldn't be funny, it would be lame as hell just like your forums.

SixTen

05-11-2005, 02:01 PM

Oh fuck Warlord, hide the kitty porn!
Yeah, theres a lot of kitty (http://www.kittyporn.org/) porn on this site. I dunno if we can get rid of it all!

death2004

05-12-2005, 01:48 AM

IF this isn't a joke, I'll organise a protest! That's how serious I AM... :sb: all for protesting?

EDIT: look at the bold/underline bit...

Dart Zaidyer

05-12-2005, 02:34 AM

if this isn't a joke, I'll organise a protest! That's how serious I AM... :sb: all for protesting?

So many insults on that statement alone... Can't... choose...

ctrl-alt-delete

05-12-2005, 03:56 AM

I am having trouble deciding what is worse. SDX sending the email...or all of these n00bs falling for it. :(

death2004

05-12-2005, 11:59 PM

how the hell was there insults in that statement Darth?

uhhhh... FALLING for it? C-A-D, you REALLY need to consider that it MIGHT be the truth...

Dart Zaidyer

05-13-2005, 12:59 AM

This is a hoax. Get a clue.

ctrl-alt-delete

05-13-2005, 02:21 AM

Death...first of all, do not call me c-a-d. KTHX.

Second of all, you need to consider not posting here anymore! If you do, and this is real, the president is going to get your IP address and send his secret service agents to seize your computer for having ZC, which is clearly breaking all manner of copyright laws. If you do not have ZC, you still are not very safe because the president obviously has a grudge towards this site, and he is going to get you for being a part of it! So, I have a suggestion! Go away before they catch you!!

May I ask how old you are and if you have a job? That is, if you are not too scared to post a response.

I only ask because I REALLY want in on this money deal. :(

g4conman

05-13-2005, 08:52 AM

This is messed up man he cant do this to us!:banghead:

Drunken Tiger

05-13-2005, 09:01 AM

I know.. how messed up is it.. Youve only been here for 3 posts!!

Link 101

05-13-2005, 01:21 PM

Wow, it is so amazing how desperate people are to try and get people on AGN to hate it or leave it. They do it just because they were banned for something THEY did. That doesn't sound very right to me, at all. This person should be drug out into the street and shot with paintballs for 24 hours straight, non-stop. This might just be the most pathetic thing I have ever seen on AGN.

Breaker

05-13-2005, 04:43 PM

This person should be drug out into the street and shot.

*corrected

g4conman

05-13-2005, 06:21 PM

Even through ive only posted a few posts i should still be able to talk about it.

g4conman

05-13-2005, 09:32 PM

This is a hoax. Get a clue.

But If its not a hoax were all doomed!!!:whap:

Drunken Tiger

05-13-2005, 09:35 PM

Dont double post.. and if its not a hoax.. SB will kill it, so we're not all doomed.. -_-''

This is your first official warning.. Three strikes and youre out...

Blonde799

05-13-2005, 09:36 PM

If it isn't, we move to LUE2, they'd appreciate our kind.:p

Deviance

05-14-2005, 12:35 PM

Old hell would break loose if AGN did get shut down.

g4conman

05-14-2005, 12:44 PM

They posted this up 3 days ago and he said we have 24 hours but look were all still here.:whap:

Rainman

05-14-2005, 01:17 PM

Wow, I am scared. Scared for humanity. :cry:

Gerudo

05-14-2005, 01:21 PM

*still can't believe a few people actually believed this*

-_-;

Blonde799

05-14-2005, 01:36 PM

Old hell would break loose if AGN did get shut down.
You mean there's a new hell!? Oh yeah that's right, SB sealed the old one, and the new one must be that city of naked women over there yonder.:p I wonder where Satan went?

Dumb Blonde Elf

05-14-2005, 02:45 PM

if this isn't a joke, I'll organise a protest! That's how serious I AM... :sb: all for protesting?

TT_TT Me helps Death-kun ~

gdorf

05-14-2005, 02:54 PM

I don't know whats worse, the original email, or that people here believed it. For those of you ready to organize a protest, I have a bridge for sale you might be interested in...

Master Ghaleon

05-14-2005, 03:39 PM

*still can't believe a few people actually believed this*

-_-;

haha, Im with ya on this man

Drunken Tiger

05-15-2005, 12:25 AM

They posted this up 3 days ago and he said we have 24 hours but look were all still here.:whap:

DUDE.. THIS WAS A JOKE.. THE PRESIDENT ISNT REALLY GOING TO SHUT THE SITE DOWN... :whap:

Drunken Tiger

05-15-2005, 12:25 AM

They posted this up 3 days ago and he said we have 24 hours but look were all still here.:whap:

DUDE.. THIS WAS A JOKE.. THE PRESIDENT ISNT REALLY GOING TO SHUT THE SITE DOWN... :whap:

death2004

05-15-2005, 01:52 AM

suuuuuuuurrrrrreeee... but you can't be sure, no? Unless Warlord PMed you SAYING that it was a joke... then how do YOU know? Am I right, or not?

*shuts up before his reputation is ruined*

death2004

05-15-2005, 01:52 AM

suuuuuuuurrrrrreeee... but you can't be sure, no? Unless Warlord PMed you SAYING that it was a joke... then how do YOU know? Am I right, or not?

*shuts up before his reputation is ruined*

Dart Zaidyer

05-15-2005, 02:01 AM

Terrible news, everyone. I just got this in my Email inbox:

I'm afraid death2004 is an idiot. The FBI will be arriving shortly to ah, "shut him down".

And since I quoted it, it must be the truth!

Dart Zaidyer

05-15-2005, 02:01 AM

Terrible news, everyone. I just got this in my Email inbox:

I'm afraid death2004 is an idiot. The FBI will be arriving shortly to ah, "shut him down".

And since I quoted it, it must be the truth!

Dumb Blonde Elf

05-15-2005, 08:33 AM

Terrible news, everyone. I just got this in my Email inbox:

And since I quoted it, it must be the truth!

Heeey, don't say that about Death-kun nyo!

@Death: So glad you shut up su ~

Dumb Blonde Elf

05-15-2005, 08:33 AM

Terrible news, everyone. I just got this in my Email inbox:

And since I quoted it, it must be the truth!

Heeey, don't say that about Death-kun nyo!

@Death: So glad you shut up su ~

death2004

05-16-2005, 02:35 AM

Jesus... if this keeps up, I have a SUUUUREEEE feeling that this is gonna end up in GB...

@Dart: so...?

death2004

05-16-2005, 02:35 AM

Jesus... if this keeps up, I have a SUUUUREEEE feeling that this is gonna end up in GB...

@Dart: so...?

DsS Game

05-16-2005, 03:28 AM

That's what you all get for not voting for Kerry!

I voted for kerry. He had tto quit on us. THE QUITTER!!!!!!!!!!! >.<

DsS Game

05-16-2005, 03:28 AM

That's what you all get for not voting for Kerry!

I voted for kerry. He had tto quit on us. THE QUITTER!!!!!!!!!!! >.<

Dracula

05-16-2005, 11:22 PM

I couldn't have picked a shittier time to come back to AGN... fuck.

Dracula

05-16-2005, 11:22 PM

I couldn't have picked a shittier time to come back to AGN... fuck.

ctrl-alt-delete

05-16-2005, 11:49 PM

Okay...I am begging...somebody please quote WL and explain this to these people...I just cannot do it...I am not patient enough...

I will get banned...

ctrl-alt-delete

05-16-2005, 11:49 PM

Okay...I am begging...somebody please quote WL and explain this to these people...I just cannot do it...I am not patient enough...

I will get banned...

Gerudo

05-17-2005, 12:01 AM

I will get banned...
let's hope for the best...

Anyways, I'm going to give people the benefit of the doubt, and assume the last few posts believing this thread real, were being sarcastic.

I was hoping that the fact this thread has 'omg it's fake' written all over it would clue in a few people, but apparently not. Then of course you get the people who know it's a joke all bent out of shape (^). Sounds like an elaborate plan to me.

Gerudo

05-17-2005, 12:01 AM

death2004

05-17-2005, 01:57 AM

look, I'll quote my first post to PROVE that I wasn't a SOLID believer that this was real...

IF this isn't a joke, I'll organise a protest! That's how serious I AM... :sb: all for protesting?

pay EXTRA ATTENTION to the underlined/bold bit... THEN you'll see just how not gullible I am...

death2004

05-17-2005, 01:57 AM

ShadowTiger

05-17-2005, 09:17 AM

Can someone please close this now? :odd: This is embarrassing AGN in extraordinarily larger amounts than expected.

ShadowTiger

05-17-2005, 09:17 AM

Can someone please close this now? :odd: This is embarrassing AGN in extraordinarily larger amounts than expected.

moocow

05-17-2005, 10:17 AM

Jesus fuck this place is full of idiots.

*sighs*

moocow

05-17-2005, 10:17 AM

Jesus fuck this place is full of idiots.

*sighs*

Masamune

05-17-2005, 10:32 AM

It's cool, moo. Pretty soon they'll forget to breathe or something similar. Then they'll die and never post again. =D

Masamune

05-17-2005, 10:32 AM

It's cool, moo. Pretty soon they'll forget to breathe or something similar. Then they'll die and never post again. =D

Dracula

05-17-2005, 06:37 PM

Yep... no shittier time to come back.

The stupidity has evolved to the next generation.

Dracula

05-17-2005, 06:37 PM

Yep... no shittier time to come back.

The stupidity has evolved to the next generation.

Cloral

05-17-2005, 06:40 PM

Can someone please close this now? :odd: This is embarrassing AGN in extraordinarily larger amounts than expected.
What are you talking about? This is fucking hilarious!

It is quite obvious that there are people sarcastically saying they thought it was real, and others who are taking this sarcasm as truth. Those are the people who are making fools of themselves.

Cloral

05-17-2005, 06:40 PM

cyberkitten

05-17-2005, 08:17 PM

Terrible news, everyone. I just got this in my Email inbox:

Originally Posted by The President
I'm afraid death2004 is an idiot. The FBI will be arriving shortly to ah, "shut him down".

And since I quoted it, it must be the truth!

regardless of my personal feelings about anyone, the rules are here to be enforced fairly and you can't call death2004 an idiot, even if you're uh...quoting the president. yeah. so, like...knock it off, k?

cyberkitten

05-17-2005, 08:17 PM