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Glitch
05-03-2005, 11:06 PM
In light of JJMaxx's new woodworking skills I bring you this REAL news article...

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/04/27/treasure.found.ap/index.html

Daarkseid
05-03-2005, 11:25 PM
Those lucky sons of bitches.

Glitch
05-03-2005, 11:28 PM
Everyone better break out the shovels and start digging for treasure in their backyard. Your mom say not to? Fuck her. You don't need a mom when you are rich.

phattonez
05-03-2005, 11:39 PM
Even if you don't find buried treasure, you might find broken pipes (http://hotspotshawaii.com/man/pipe_2.GIF) or broken underground electrical (http://www.solarnavigator.net/history/explorers_history/underground_electrical_cables.jpg). Either way, if you dig enough, you'll even look like this (http://www.mesomorphosis.com/store/media/Arnold%20-%20The%20Comeback.jpg).

Btw, digging sucks. I had to dig trenches for my cousin's house, and it took the whole day, and he didn't want to water it. That gets you tired for a week, and we didn't even find treasure, what a gip.

Master Ghaleon
05-04-2005, 02:22 AM
The only buried treasure over here in my yard is dog shit and dead hookers

Trevelyan_06
05-04-2005, 03:40 AM
At my work, there is a few tank cars and hopper cars that have been buried over the years. Supposedly, for the longest time if you scraped your foot along a certain patch of dirt, you'd get sparks cause they buried a car full of magnesium that had derailed rather than cleaning up the mess. And the lake apparently has a few tank cars with chemicals in them. Does that count as buried treasure?

J.J. Maxx
05-04-2005, 07:12 AM
My house has been around since the 1800's and used to be a funeral parlor. In fact, one of the doors in the old barn is the top of a casket. I've found horseshoes, old bottles, but never any treasure.

BTW, I saw these guys on the Today show. Pretty sweet.

mikeron
05-04-2005, 07:59 AM
That pic is friggin' awesome. Especially when you include "ranting like a rabid monkey."

Carcer
05-04-2005, 10:37 AM
If I dug up my garden, I might find the remains of a large block of toilets, or bits of a reception. My house was built on an old hospital. I've already found a toothbrush, a tile saying "Toilets", a tile with an arrow, (presumably pointing to the toilets) and some old piping (I moved them with the utmost care, what with no idea of what passed through it.)
At least it's not number 13, on the morgue. Yes, 13 is on the Morgue.

ShadowTiger
05-04-2005, 10:40 AM
This story is a different story from the one the pair of roof repairmen told as they claimed to have dug up treasure worth roughly that same amount, when they had actually found it in the attic of one of their clients?


If I dug up my backyard, all you'd find is dirt. ... But my sister acts like a dog, so I can't verify that with a truth value of 1.

MrCow
05-04-2005, 12:02 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/04/29/buried.treasure.ap/index.html
too good to be true

Carcer
05-04-2005, 12:13 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/04/29/buried.treasure.ap/index.html
too good to be true

They must be so gutted... if only they had kept it quiet. Surely you would if it had been a scam?
Idiots. *Guffaw Guffaw* And it was the same day, too.

Glitch
05-04-2005, 12:33 PM
rofl, that is fucking hillarious.

Beldaran
05-04-2005, 12:46 PM
What a tool. Clearly his band sucks or he wouldn't need to resort to that kind of crap.