Settle those old scores once and for all!

[Blonde799]

...With google fight. :odd:

US Government v. Intelligence (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=%22US+Government%22&word2=%22Intelligence%22)

Interesting match up. I like it.
(and yes, the DS would win...but not by very much)

[Ganonator]

This one was closer than I imagined (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=fuck&word2=shit) :D

[*b*]

being the gamer that I am, I had to pit these two together

Link vs Mario (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Link&word2=Mario)

[Rainman]

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Evolution&word2=Creationism

Hah, like a creationist I'll take even illogical suggestions such as this and use it as an artificial base for my belief structure!

[Beldaran]

Glenn Vs. AGN (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=glenn&word2=agn)

Sex and Religion (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=sex&word2=religion)

THIS ONE SERIOUSLY SURPRISED ME, GIVEN THE NATURE OF THE INTERNET (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=porn&word2=jesus)

[Saffith]

Amazing what a cute interface can do for something as stupid as counting Google results.

Some of these are just (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=samus&word2=tidus) slightly (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=%22Katamari+Damacy%22&word2=%22Big+Mutha+Truckers%22) depressing (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=goku&word2=shinji), even when less than surprising (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=slipknot&word2=%22music+that+doesn%27t+suck%22).

I find this one (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=%22idiot+liberal%22&word2=%22idiot+conservative%22) rather interesting. I've tried pretty much everything I can think of, from "stupid *" to "* shitbag," and the winner is always the same. Replace those with less (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=%22wrongheaded+liberal%22&word2=%22wrongheaded+conservative%22) vitriolic (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=%22misguided+liberal%22&word2=%22misguided+conservative%22) words, though, and the results change. Considering that, though, "* mistakes" (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=%22liberal+mistakes%22&word2=%22conservative+mistakes%22) and "* failures" (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=%22liberal+failures%22&word2=%22conservative+failures%22) were the opposite of what I expected.

[bigjoe]

Resident Evil 4 vs GTA San Andreas (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=%22Resident+Evil+4%22&word2=%22Grand+Theft+Auto+San+Andreas%22)

Male Masturbation vs Female Masturbation (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=%22male+masturbation%22&word2=%22female+masturbation%22)

Mopeds vs Golf Carts (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=mopeds&word2=%22golf+carts%22)

Ernest Goes to the Beach vs Ernest Doesn't Go to the Beach (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=%22Ernest+Goes+to+the+Beach%22&word2=%22Ernest+Doesn%27t+go+to+the+Beach%22)

gwnrf vs hgfl (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=gwnrf&word2=hgfl)

The results speak for themselves...

[Daarkseid]

Ernest Goes to the Beach vs Ernest Doesn't Go to the Beach (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=%22Ernest+Goes+to+the+Beach%22&word2=%22Ernest+Doesn%27t+go+to+the+Beach%22)


The results speak for themselves...

I've had to struggle to contain my laughter, since laughing causes me to break down into a most uncomfortable coughing fit. I wish I were dead.

[Blonde799]

This one was closer than I imagined (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=fuck&word2=shit) :D
Well, people do fuck a lot, and probably say shit almost as often.:laughing:
I did science v. religion. I'm sure we can all guess who was the victor.


Glenn Vs. AGN (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=glenn&word2=agn)
*looks at results*

Don't scare me like that.

[Verman]

Oh yeahhhhhhh!

:Dhttp://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=white&word2=black

[Kairyu]

Clearly, I'm not as awesome as I thought. (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=you&word2=me)

[ShadowTiger]

BH4 Vs Britannianhero4 (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=BH4&word2=Britannianhero4) -=- Britannianhero4 Vs. Herana (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Britannianhero4&word2=Herana) -=- Britannianhero Vs. Herana (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Britannianhero&word2=Herana)

...

F*cked.