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Dark_Cloud
03-26-2005, 11:39 PM
Alright I am going to tell you the truth about OJ Simpson.

Alright I think at one point one of the Judges said something about a bloody glove, thats funny because everyone has a bloody glove. I have a bloody glove, you have a bloody glove, she has a bloody glove, he has a bloody glove hell we all do as I said.
Now if you don't have a bloody glove then you are obviously a muderer. You ditched it thinking it was evidence. You know those weird moments where you just pull something like a bannanna out of thin air? That happend to OJ. I think. Why the hell am I writting this? What makes me sooo out of my mind that I would post such a topic? Am I that boring? Another thing that bugs the heck out of me is jello. Why does jello not return to its liquid form. And why is my school so stupid it makes us have spring break when most of the other schools have already had theirs. I mean why? Don't they care that Nate is missing out onm some kick parties? I could be seeing some chick flash a bunch of guys, but no, I am going to bed at eleven cuz' I have school tommarow. What would your reaction be if you woke up and your roof was gone? I would be like WTF? Where did my roof go? Then I would be like this sucks. And then I would go watch TV. Whats really funny though, is watching two kids in wheel chairs go at it. One of the kids crashed into the drinking fountain and SQUIRT! It was taken straight off the wall, you know what I mean? And why can't I or WildBill be on the ten dollar bill?(sorry for using your name WB) I mean doesn't anybody care about Nate or WB? I think we are important enough to be on the ten dollars. Then right before a guy goes to buy jello, he can see Nate/and/or WB's face and think dang, now thats a highly respected guy. But seriously how much pot does Seth Mcfarlin smoke when he writes Family Guy? I mean a talking sponge that lives under the sea with a talking star fish? Thats the most sickest thing I have ever seen. But what you should do with your free time is watch professional midget tossing on FOX, that stuff is good stuff. HBO is not a channel, its more of porn then anything.

Goat
03-26-2005, 11:41 PM
I thought you were leaving our forums?

Glitch
03-26-2005, 11:41 PM
Did you bring this up because you watched the rerun of the Dave Chappelle show tonight? They did the jury selection skit where they talk about OJ....

Dark_Cloud
03-26-2005, 11:44 PM
Yup. Yeah I did, oh and read the last post I made in good-bye Tehgoat, sorry I didn't leave

ShadowTiger
03-26-2005, 11:54 PM
You've taken this straight out of Derisory Substance, haven't you, Nate.



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Dark_Cloud
03-26-2005, 11:56 PM
I came up with it! Its Nate's! And yes I did copy and paste my own post!

P.S. Tehgoat, thanks for the reputation points! Now I think I'm gonna stay even longer!

VT_Hokie_Fan
03-27-2005, 12:40 AM
Yeah, glitch is right. For teh Chapelle's Show. Come back when you have something original.