AtmaWeapon
03-04-2005, 09:14 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/04/chimp.attack.ap/index.html
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So if I understand it right, this couple goes to Africa and brings back a wild chimpanzee. They love and nurture it until it bites some woman's finger off and he is torn from their loving arms and thrown in chimp prison. Determined that the chimp is not bloodthirsty but down on his luck, the couple visits him regularly.
Apparently the screeching of the other chimps was not a loving greeting but a threat. The only type of people in the world who think importing wild exotic pets to their homes are a good idea also don't know enough chimpese to recognize "Take one more step and I'll tear your balls off you faggot!".
He took the step and the chimpanzees delivered. Maybe he learned his lesson :)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So if I understand it right, this couple goes to Africa and brings back a wild chimpanzee. They love and nurture it until it bites some woman's finger off and he is torn from their loving arms and thrown in chimp prison. Determined that the chimp is not bloodthirsty but down on his luck, the couple visits him regularly.
Apparently the screeching of the other chimps was not a loving greeting but a threat. The only type of people in the world who think importing wild exotic pets to their homes are a good idea also don't know enough chimpese to recognize "Take one more step and I'll tear your balls off you faggot!".
He took the step and the chimpanzees delivered. Maybe he learned his lesson :)