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VT_Hokie_Fan
02-27-2005, 09:32 PM
I hope the title fit. If not, the title is "Armageddon Games Community Story"
In this game, each person must write a paragraph in a story type style (don't make it too long cause no one will bother to read it). The story must be about YOUR Armageddon Games persona, and you must relate it to the person's post above you. Make it whatever timeline you want, I don't care.
I'll start.

I was a dark and chilly night. Snow fell from the sky and covered the plains of AGN with a blanket of white fluffyness. The snow cluttered together and made a thick coat unpeterable to all but a human foot. The plains of AGN were a frozen tundra. A perpetual "Hoth" like quality. The snow began to be penetrated. It was the foot of...

death2004
02-28-2005, 01:12 AM
A figure, shrouded in mystery, all that was known about him was his aggressiveness and high kill-count, which earned him the title Death2004, he knew something was wrong, so he went to see his mentor...

Ovi
02-28-2005, 09:06 AM
who waited silently in a dark cave. He seemed to be meditating on something. Around his waist was a long sword. It was Ovi. He looked up at Death2004 and asked him why Death had come to see him.

death2004
02-28-2005, 10:18 AM
and Death replied, "something is wrong with this land", which caused a funny stare to come from...

VT_Hokie_Fan
02-28-2005, 01:31 PM
VtHokieFan, who was surprised that all the newbies decided to flock to his thread. An enigma, VT took out his sharp-as-hell pencil and began to write a message to Ovi. Ovi translated it into...

death2004
02-28-2005, 02:32 PM
"what the hell are the newbs doing here???" Death frowned as he read the letter, he threw it away before Ovi could see it, Death was determined to find VtHokieFan, but by some occurence involving his trusty Janenba Blade(sorta like Sephiroth's Masamune, but slightly thicker), he impaled...

Ovi
02-28-2005, 04:22 PM
Ovi, his mentor! Ovi got mad and pulled out a long sword. He then stared at Death2004 and said" "If you ever come anywhere near me or any of my apprentices, I will use this sword to impale you. After all, I'm a direct descendant of Vlad the Impaler (aka Dracula)" He then put his sword to Deaths neck and by accident he...

death2004
03-01-2005, 02:09 AM
Slashed Death's crotch(>.<) "OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!" was all he could muster, before passing out on...

Darth Marsden
03-04-2005, 03:50 PM
...another newcomer by the name of Darth Marsden, who did NOT appreciate blood getting all over his fine black cloak.

"Damn you! I just had this dry-cleaned!" he yelled, before drawing his darksaber and igniting it, preparing to launch into a fierce attack at the first person he saw, who happened to be...

death2004
03-04-2005, 04:29 PM
death2004, who by now had come round, and WAS NOT very happy when a 'saber stabbed him,

"DAMMIT NEWB! i just got that darned from last time!" Death was really pissed off now, so he performed his ultimate move, which he had learned from...

VT_Hokie_Fan
03-04-2005, 05:28 PM
VtHokieFan, who told him the move wrong on purpose, so Death hit himself in his crotch. Then VT told everyone to stop fighting. And they did. They all decided to...

Darth Marsden
03-04-2005, 06:01 PM
...set up camp for the night. Darth, with his force abilities, was elected to create a fire, while responsible for catching the evening's meal was...

VT_Hokie_Fan
03-04-2005, 11:42 PM
Vt, because he is a master hunter. He decides to take 1 person with him. He takes...

death2004
03-05-2005, 04:49 AM
Death, still in pain from the crotch stuff, but was able to impale 70 fish with his Janenba, but they found out they were poisonous, thanks to...

Ovi
03-05-2005, 01:36 PM
Ovi, who realized the fish were poisonous after both Death and Darth had passed out. "If only I had know earlier... oh well. More food for me! Although... it is poisoned... so maybe I shouldn't..." Ovi sat there, trying to make up his mind when....

death2004
03-05-2005, 01:59 PM
Death woke up... "owwww... i havent felt this bad since..." he then shuddered, as nothing could describe when he woke up in an A(lternate)U(niverse) as that universe's version of him, he shuddered again, then 'flipped the bird' at and puked on...

VT_Hokie_Fan
03-05-2005, 11:19 PM
Ovi, while VT Laughed at Ovi for acting like such a...

death2004
03-06-2005, 02:24 AM
Moron, for letting Death2004 puke on him, but Death then got his revenge, by 'flipping the bird' at...

VT_Hokie_Fan
03-06-2005, 07:27 PM
Ovi again, and Vt wasn't very pleased with...

death2004
03-07-2005, 01:56 AM
Death2004, because he passed out 60 seconds later on the crotch of...

Darth Marsden
03-07-2005, 09:22 AM
Darth, who was emerging from his 'hibernation'.

"What is it with death2000 and me?" he wondered, as he brushed death off him and stood up. Looking around, Darth saw that the group has yet to collect any real food, so he decided to collect some himself. After making sure the camp was secure and that the fire was still going, he started out on his hunting trip.

Using his force abilities to blend into the background, he soon came across a small herd of rabows (a bizarre cross of rabbit and cow), and he was preparing to take the biggest one down when...

death2004
03-07-2005, 11:41 AM
Death2004 threw random objects at him "give me ma beer!!!" he was obviously drunk, as he was staggering around like a newborn lamb... when....

VT_Hokie_Fan
03-07-2005, 04:55 PM
Vt knocked Death and Darth out and captured the rabows to breed with Death to make a new creature called a...

death2004
03-07-2005, 04:56 PM
Rabeth! but they only lived for 2 seconds due to the fact that death had contracted a strange disease from...

VT_Hokie_Fan
03-07-2005, 04:58 PM
Ovi, because Vt Hokie is a clean person, unlike...

death2004
03-08-2005, 01:37 AM
Ovi, who had mentored Death for a few years, which is plenty of time for a disease to develop, Death got bored, and impaled...

VT_Hokie_Fan
03-08-2005, 07:25 PM
Ovi, because he is always the scapegoat.
Then, the group headed to a hotel, where they met a new friend.
She really liked...

death2004
03-09-2005, 01:40 AM
Death2004, as was evident when she tried to hug him... "GAHHH!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!" Death was running around like a headless chicken until he ran into...

Ovi
03-09-2005, 06:50 PM
Ovi again! Ovi pushed Death off of him and said "Will everyone just lay off me?! What did I ever do to you?!" he then turned to the pretty lady and started flirting. The girl was beginning to like him when, out of jealousy ....

VT_Hokie_Fan
03-09-2005, 08:25 PM
Ovi killed himself, and the chick(named DumbBlondeElf) married Vt. Then Death congratulated them both, and proceed to kick...

death2004
03-10-2005, 02:14 AM
...the crap out of VT, who then got divorce papers in the mail from DBE, and for help he turned to Death who was...

bigjoe
03-10-2005, 02:35 AM
practicing for cheerleader tryouts, along with Big Joe. After a thirty minute Richard Simmons cassette, they..

death2004
03-10-2005, 03:06 AM
Beat the crap out of BigJoe for making a comment about Death2004, who proceeds to then kick the crap out of...

VT_Hokie_Fan
03-10-2005, 04:50 PM
ovi, while VT divorces DBE. HAHAHAHa

Then...

death2004
03-10-2005, 05:55 PM
...Death throws VT and Ovi out of the window for kicking the crap out of...

Ovi
03-10-2005, 05:56 PM
DBE decided the whole thing was a huge mistake and gets back together with Ovi. They almost live happily ever after when...

death2004
03-11-2005, 01:17 AM
Death2004 comes back and concludes Kicking teh Crap out of Ovi, when who would come to restrain him but...

bigjoe
03-11-2005, 01:58 AM
BigJoe, who also gave him a nice firm squeeze on the right ass cheek. This would persist until...

death2004
03-11-2005, 11:34 AM
Death threw BigJoe out of the nearest window, which was 7000 ft. off the ground, but who would save BJ but...

VT_Hokie_Fan
03-11-2005, 04:40 PM
Ovi could not be saved. Vt then started to help BigJoe grope...

Ovi
03-11-2005, 10:22 PM
((It's not me who needs saving))

...when all of a sudden he found a shoe up his backside. "That's for trying to get rid of me... it's you who'll die!" Ovi raised his long sword and beheaded VT. After that...

VT_Hokie_Fan
03-11-2005, 11:03 PM
Ovi killed himself because he felt bad about killing the sexy hokie. hokie is reiincarnated, but ovi could not be saved. he had to live with...

death2004
03-12-2005, 12:53 AM
Death's EVILLLL twin brother... Life4008! who had a crush on...

Ovi
03-12-2005, 09:28 AM
Ovi. EW!!!! "Dude! Unlike you I'm not gay! Besides, I'm obsessed with DBE. You have to get over me!" finally, Ovi convinced life4008 that he was already taken, so instead, Life4008 got a crush on the sexy VT

Darth Marsden
03-12-2005, 09:35 AM
...at which point, Darth, who had finally stopped ignoring the insanity, sliced him in two and decided enough was enough. He force-burned the whole building down and ran off in a fury, muttering "This is the worst holiday ever!"

Amazingly, no-one else was hurt by the fire, and their insane blatherings continued. death2004 decided to learn how to spell the word 'Evil' while VT_Hokie_Fan set about trying, and eventually managing, to heal Ovi, who proceeded to start drinking whatever alcohol could be saved from the buring wreckage of the nearby bar. The group somewhat relaxed, they all eventually fell asleep.

The next morning, they awoke to find that Darth had, after calming down, been busy during the night and had managed to catch several rabcows for the group to eat. As the party consumed their breakfast, they heard a strange howling sound from the distance, and then, out of nowhere, there appeared...

death2004
03-12-2005, 02:49 PM
Life4008, who abruptly kidnaps...

VT_Hokie_Fan
03-12-2005, 07:34 PM
Ovi, but VT saves him. Ovi is so happy, he decides to give VT a junk load of money. VT spent it on drugs. Then, the cops found out about the drugs, but instead of arresting VT, they mistakenly arrested...

death2004
03-13-2005, 02:35 AM
Life4008, for kidnapping Ovi, but Death2004 throws wet sponges at them, and he accidently throws a poison one at...

VT_Hokie_Fan
03-13-2005, 09:39 PM
Ovi, but again Vt saves him. Vt is given a golden globe when...

death2004
03-14-2005, 01:13 AM
Death comes in, shoots everbody except VT in the head, but leaves VT to be molested by...

VT_Hokie_Fan
03-14-2005, 03:27 PM
Vt, because Vt has a crazy left hand. Vt fights back and kills...

Ovi
03-14-2005, 09:18 PM
Death2004. While this is going on, Ovi has decided to ditch those losers and go see if there are any hot girl around. While he was searching....

VT_Hokie_Fan
03-14-2005, 11:29 PM
he decided he'd rather find hot guys! He went to Drippers were he met Life4008, who converted into an italian gay stripper. Then, Ovi...

death2004
03-15-2005, 01:13 AM
...ran back to Death2004, begging him to have mercy on him, Death accepts, but who should waltz in but...

bigjoe
03-16-2005, 02:44 AM
BigJoe, who, using his mutant powers of regeneration, had ejected the bullet from his head and healed the wounds from his perilous fall. Big Joe does the classic Bruce Lee style "lick the blood and gesture for <person> to come here" pose, and....

death2004
03-16-2005, 01:25 PM
...Death2004 just glares at BigJoe, completely forgetting that he is 50 times more powerful than...

VT_Hokie_Fan
03-16-2005, 06:14 PM
Ovi, who is a weak little kitten. Vt, during the confusion, robs...

Ovi
03-16-2005, 08:17 PM
himself for some reaons... Ovi gave VT a weird look and decided against saying anything. Instead, he just poked VT with a stick for the next half an hour.

VT_Hokie_Fan
03-16-2005, 08:22 PM
Then Vt tears Ovi's nuts off. ovi screams in pain until Death2004 decides to finish him with a well placed "Hadoken", but Bigjoe...

Ovi
03-16-2005, 08:35 PM
decides to step in and save Ovi by killing himself! "And honorable gesture. and now, VT, Death... prepare for Death!" Ovi pulled out his long sword and cut VT's butt cheeks off. "How rude!" then he proceeded to killing Death by stabbing him between the eyes. Ovi then looked around. "Am I the only one left alive? Oh well... more food for me! But where is the food?" Ovi started searching when...

VT_Hokie_Fan
03-16-2005, 08:54 PM
he died, but Death, Vt, and BigJoe all got revived. Ovi was warned about how he was posting, and will be asked politely to leave if he does it again. if it happens a third time, i will get CR to ban him from this thread.

Anyways...

death2004
03-18-2005, 01:30 AM
Death gave a look at the now-serious VT, who was...

VT_Hokie_Fan
03-19-2005, 10:57 PM
so sexy it burned the rest of the parties eyes, they soon recovered, except...

death2004
03-21-2005, 01:14 AM
Death was getting ready to unleash his hidden anger to pwn VT, but decided not to when...

Darth Marsden
03-21-2005, 07:35 AM
...Darth wandered in and started casting Ultima 3, probably the most powerful spell in existence. After waiting for everyone to calm down, he abandoned his spell and wandered over to a nearby bar, intent on getting very drunk indeed. After downing more alcohol then in the Lake District, Darth had already challenged (and beaten) Ovi to a game of Strip Poker, and was determined to "find me some bistc... bitsh... hoes!", and so wandered out. In his drunken state, however, he started hitting on...

death2004
03-21-2005, 02:39 PM
Death, who was wondering what the deal with Darth was... but decided to ignore Darth, that is until Death walked into...

VT_Hokie_Fan
03-21-2005, 06:32 PM
darth's vagina (lol, jk)

a room where DBE was giving teh striptease. Death found out that she had actually been lying about her looks and was actually a 42 year old man!

death2004
03-22-2005, 01:22 AM
Then Death proceeded to have an insanity attack, killing everyone in the room with his Janenba blade, then when his attack clears...

Ovi
03-22-2005, 05:12 PM
Death saw Ovi, who was on the floor, laughing. "I can't beleive you're married to a guy!" just then....

VT_Hokie_Fan
03-23-2005, 12:15 AM
Ovi remembered that he said that he "was obsessed with DBE, which means he also likes a dude"

0.0

death2004
03-23-2005, 01:18 AM
Then it was Death's turn to be rolling on the floor laughing, "But what about you Ovi? You were the one who had the obsession!" Death just rolled around until he rolled on the feet of...

VT_Hokie_Fan
03-23-2005, 07:30 PM
Ovi, who's recent homosexuality discovery had cause him to become incredibly irate...

death2004
03-24-2005, 01:19 AM
which made him have an idea... he brought out a liquor bottle, and offered it to Death, who drank the whole bottle before passing out, but when he woke up, he was in a toilet... which was confusing enough, but then he found out that someone had performed 'The Chop', but s/he knew that would get on the nerves of...

VT_Hokie_Fan
03-24-2005, 09:18 PM
... yeah. Then Death's penis grew back and everything went back to normal until...

death2004
03-25-2005, 01:52 AM
VT shrank to the size of a cucumber, which eventually lead to him being squashed by...

Darth Marsden
03-25-2005, 09:33 AM
...Darth, who was had managed to score some hot action with a proper lay-de and was leaping around the place in celebration. Upon realising he had something squishy on his shoe, he peeled it off and threw it at...

VT_Hokie_Fan
03-25-2005, 11:03 PM
Ovi, who screamed and wet himself. Vt grew back to normal size, and then spiked Death and Darth's drinks. Then...

bigjoe
03-25-2005, 11:08 PM
Big Joe's head emerged from a nearby wall , taking a big bite out of...

death2004
03-26-2005, 02:54 AM
Death's leg, "AIIII!!!" was all that Death could say before bringing out Janenba and thwacking it on the head of...

VT_Hokie_Fan
03-26-2005, 08:52 PM
Vt, who became very angry, but suppressed his will to tear Death's head off. The gang all went to disney world where they saw...

(see, i didn't start with Ovi)

Darth Marsden
03-28-2005, 06:37 AM
Mickey Mouse. Darth, who despised anythin Disney, lit up his Darksaber and went on a killing spree, only stopping when he realised that there was no longer a line for 'Space Mountain'. As he went round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round, the others decided to...

death2004
03-28-2005, 09:19 AM
Go and leave Darth alone, whilst they got Ice Cream!!! Death was the greediest, becuase he ate a full tub of Ice-Cream before puking on...

VT_Hokie_Fan
04-05-2005, 05:25 PM
Ovi(Heh)
btw im back

Darth got stuck on the ride, so hokie was the only one who could save him. But, wait. THEY MESSED UP HIS ICECREAM!!!

death2004
04-23-2005, 03:55 AM
Which meant that Death had to throw a spanner at Darth, knocking him off the ride and onto...

VT_Hokie_Fan
05-29-2005, 02:26 AM
Ovi

And now this thread is back up.

Then they had to rusgh darth to a hospital when...

Ganondork
05-29-2005, 12:10 PM
I went insane and attacked the ambulance...

Ovi
06-02-2005, 06:42 PM
While this was going on, VT seemed to obtain a weird obsession with Batman, and was later found in a black cape, running around and screaming: "Nah, nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, BAT MAN!!!" Obviously, a raised eyebrow came from...

death2004
06-03-2005, 07:53 AM
Death, who wondered why the hell he was still with these strange people, "Okay, I've had enough!" then he brought out an RPG-7 and fired it at...

[nice to have ya back Ovi ;)]

VT_Hokie_Fan
06-05-2005, 01:06 AM
Ovi...

Then Ovi died, and everyone rejoiced until...

Ganondork
06-06-2005, 07:07 PM
I showed up and killed them all! And then,

Ovi
06-08-2005, 07:44 PM
Ov came back to life as a zombie. He would have eaten VT's brain, but he soon realized there was nothing to eat, so instead, he decided to go after...

(Glad to be back, Death)

VT_Hokie_Fan
06-12-2005, 02:19 PM
himself, for all the smartness he has in his head. he ended up being on "queer eye for the straight guy" as the fashion designer.

Then Death...

Ganondork
06-14-2005, 05:46 AM
Shot me, and every body was happy.The end. Then, Ovi accidentaly brought me back to life and they killed him, and then...

Ovi
06-20-2005, 10:29 AM
Then decided to kill Ganondork because it would be fun!! Ganondork died a slow painful death, and then VT decided it would be fun to....

Zelda_Warrior
06-22-2005, 09:13 PM
revive gannondork for the sole purpose of shooting him again, but VT 'accidently' revived ovi instead, then Death decided to...

VT_Hokie_Fan
06-23-2005, 07:40 PM
stop posting entirely. Too bad Ganondork didn't follow suit, because he immeadily got...

Revfan9
06-26-2005, 12:58 AM
Banned. In an extreme amount of blinded rage, ganondork...

VT_Hokie_Fan
06-29-2005, 01:54 PM
Threw a hissy fit and made his mom have to get out of bed and go into the basement. She proceeded to yell about how he is just like his father and how he would never be anything. Then ZeldaWarrior...

Zelda_Warrior
07-14-2005, 11:38 PM
wondered why this thread died, but then saw...