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AtmaWeapon
02-17-2005, 10:00 PM
http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx

Man oh man. It's actually well done, aside from the fact that they assume "pwn" could indicate your child is a bully.
*b*
02-17-2005, 10:12 PM
wow... that's hilarious. Microsoft making a "1337" translation page is definitley something I never expected. but, what about 'soxorz', or 'sux'? I guess they're not used very much...

it's a good guide for parents without a clue, I'll gave them that
Thunderbird
02-17-2005, 10:24 PM
I'd never seen sploitz used before reading that.
g.iaroos
02-17-2005, 10:47 PM
The section on software piracy doesn't show microsoft's real intentions at all for making this page ;)
mikeron
02-17-2005, 10:53 PM
I'd never seen sploitz used before reading that.Yeah, must be those 1337 CE haxxors.
automatic
02-18-2005, 05:05 AM
Mistakes are often uncorrected. Common typing misspellings (or typos) such as "teh" instead of "the" are left uncorrected and may be adopted to replace the correct spelling. Oh, Jeff K... how I miss thee. Or was it "Taoc Teh Wodoner Dog" that did it first? "Teh" has become so popular that it's appeared in television shows.


Thus, the word "ham" could be written as "|-|4/\/\." Because, as we all know, ham is a hot topic in the 133t haxor world.
Rainman
02-18-2005, 12:43 PM
http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx

Man oh man. It's actually well done, aside from the fact that they assume "pwn" could indicate your child is a bully.

Yea, they should replace bully with asshole.
Archibaldo
02-18-2005, 03:27 PM
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ShadowTiger
02-18-2005, 04:16 PM
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I can really say, it was interesting to see Micro$oft adding some introspection into the minds of totally random demon-like people.
mikeron
02-18-2005, 06:42 PM
I can really say, it was interesting to see Micro$oft adding some introspection into the minds of totally random demon-like people.What the Hell are you talking about?
Lutraphobiac
02-19-2005, 06:30 AM
Warning: If your child speaks "1337" he may be mentally retarded

That is really all they need to know.


Oh how I loath internet speech....