Tell A Lie About The Person Above You

[carrot red]

^ Lives on a farm in Idaho and breeds sheep and cute lil dinos.

[Great Warrior]

^Always does what Deathbyhokie says :p

[carrot red]

^ Was hokie's brother in another life and got along with him just fine.

[Great Warrior]

^Is not an angel attacked by a vixen

[carrot red]

^ Knows that redheads are far from being angels, more like witches.

[Great Warrior]

^ Has the facts right concerning that

[carrot red]

^ Is a con artist who used to work as a stripper.

[Hateful Dan]

^ is my gf

[carrot red]

^ Is actually a girl named Molly.

[deathbyhokie]

^sweet and cuddly

[carrot red]

^ Not a frog for the longest time.

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

^ isn't l33t.

[carrot red]

^ Posts 10 times a day.

[Darth Marsden]

^ and I got jiggy last night.

[carrot red]

^ Has not been keeping this forum alive in <'s absence.

[Madman200]

The above is currently deadly to talk about. Do not reply to the above or to this referring about what the above is, because the above is
A NUKE.

[carrot red]

^ Knows that all the above is true and that < is dangerous to be with or even to talk about.

[Darth Marsden]

^ is really a psychopathic killer with a very red knife sneaking up behind you.

Also, < was perfectly aware that < was supposed to keep this forum going in ^s absense and was merely trying to think up the perfect response when ^ came along and screwed it all up.

[carrot red]

^ Is in reality a stalker named Dutch Passport reported to haunt the streets of NYC.

[Masamune]

^ has often fantasized about being sexually molested by an animal like a bear or larger.

[carrot red]

^ Is a direct descendant of Count Dracula and only drinks canned blood.

[Darth Marsden]

^ loooooooooooooooves sucking cold vodka from a panda's furry chest.

[carrot red]

^ Was raised by wolves and wears nothing but the furs on ^'s body.

[Darth Marsden]

^ is currently living inside <'s freezer.

[Glass Cleaner]

^ has dreams about ppl with big penis's, and likes to stay there cause he cant get enough about it, and blames it on the dog when he farts cause he likes the smell of it, and also likes to drink his own pee, then sucks on a toaster because he says, "IT HaS ChiKeN INTha FrigdeSO its A LoopYDooptsIES WorLD??!"

[Darth Marsden]

^'s last post actually made sense.

(F**king n00b.)

[Glass Cleaner]

I dont think that at all Darth. I really dont think you do that stuff. Or do I.....:redmage: Gonna get you...

[carrot red]

^ Is not forgetting to play the game even if ^ seems to have read its rules.

[mrz84]

^ is really Mr. T incognitto

[Valientlink]

^ Is in love with Glass Cleaner and they make out ^_^

[mrz84]

^ is really in love with george w. bush for his looks

[Valientlink]

^ is a crazy nudist who poops in casserole :laughing:

[Darth Marsden]

^ was never banned. (Meow!)

[carrot red]

^^^ Is still working on his Bar-Buddies. (Long time no see.)

^ Is planning on coming to the US on Thanksgiving.

[Darth Marsden]

I may be! You don't know that! (Ah, who am I kidding, I wouldn't be arsed.)

^ is really a robot from the future, come back in time to save us all from a horrible fate by making us post in this thread rather then concentrate on making AIs.

[carrot red]

^ Has volunteered to do all of <'s chores for her. : p

[Great Warrior]

^Does not have an imagination that runs wild

[Darth Marsden]

^does not have an imagination, period.

[carrot red]

^ Didn't understand that Starkist's thread was a joke and never meant to insult Brits or anyone else.

[Darth Marsden]

^ has to replace those 'boxing gloves' every other Thursday.

[carrot red]

Climbed Mount Everest today and broke a toe.

[Darth Marsden]

^ is nursing a broken rib after being prodded too hard by <

[carrot red]

^ Got a close encounter with the third kind when ^ met <'s Martian.

[Darth Marsden]

< ate ^'s Martian with a nice Cianti. Hannibal Lector sound

[Great Warrior]

did not make a big mistake by messing with a redhead and her martian :p

[Darth Marsden]

^ has been posting every hour, on the hour, for the past month.

[carrot red]

Lives in an age when dinosaurs ruled the earth and humans were their favorite food.

[Darth Marsden]

^ lives in Dallas, has a 40 year old husband and three kids, all of whom have white hair.

[Great Warrior]

Lives in Australia and breeds kangaroos.

[Darth Marsden]

^ lives in the Atlantic, breeding dolphins with his magic powers

[carrot red]

^ Has decided to become a joker and challenge Batman.

[Darth Marsden]

^ is Doctor Doom's Latverian love slave. (Also, < LOVES the 60 second post limit)

[carrot red]

^ Asked the admins to implement the 60 second limit to teach ^ self control.

[Darth Marsden]

^ LOVES <'s self-control. All night long. :cool:

[carrot red]

^ Isn't delirious and in the process of knowing frogs up close and personal by looking in the mirror. : p

[Darth Marsden]

^ isn't actually talking about herself.

[carrot red]

^ Was once a hokie.

[Darth Marsden]

^ is a frog.

[carrot red]

^ Is a distant relative of Darth Vader.

[Darth Marsden]

Nah, we were just college room-mates.

^ has no depth perception and therefore couldn't hit a target if it stood in front of her and stole her nose.

[Great Warrior]

^has been hanging out fishing with me last weekend.

[Darth Marsden]

^ has no imagination and therefore has no life.

[carrot red]

^ Didn't find Archy's thread.

[Darth Marsden]

^ didn't find her way home last night, opting to sleep on a park bench instead.

[carrot red]

^ Has lost the ability to sleep and is doomed to stay awake for all eternity unless ^ bows to <'s rule.

[Darth Marsden]

^ and < are secret lovers, and THAT'S the reason < can't sleep unless < bows to ^'s rule. Manipulative bitch. :p

[carrot red]

:rofl:
^ Is the missing brother of <'s Martian, the first, not the second.

[Darth Marsden]

^ has a very complicated family tree which really needs to be trimmed. < offers his services, as soon as he's done with ^'s lawn.

[carrot red]

^ Has gone to bed.

[Darth Marsden]

Not yet. Got to edit this link (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/blockedme.php) into my sig first.

^ has gone to bed. <'s bed. (My, I am rather randy this evening, aren't I? :p )

[carrot red]

^ Is spending the night in the Sultan's harem surrounded by *insert number here* mermaids.

[Darth Marsden]

^ has spontaneously combusted.

*Mermaids? Dammit, they only have one hole, and it's the worst one!

[carrot red]

^ Is not already picturing ^' self guest of the above mentioned Sultan.

[Darth Marsden]

...eww!

^ has a very boring sense of humour, and should not be locked up for it.

[carrot red]

^ Has left ^'s location space blank because ^ lives at the bottom of the sea.

[Darth Marsden]

^ is... flexible. http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/ez/ezlawrence.gif

[carrot red]

^ Is not walking on thin ice and might be very cold all of a sudden.

[Darth Marsden]

^ is a big fan of Pokemon.

[carrot red]

^ Stars in Pokemon: The Movie.

[Darth Marsden]

It's a living.

^ is an underwater sea creature who lives in a tank.

[Great Warrior]

Will not have to pay for his mistakes. :p

[Darth Marsden]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/edoom/iamwithstupid.gif

[carrot red]

Is against the use of smileys in ^'s posts.

[Darth Marsden]

^ is not about to be raspberried

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[carrot red]

^ Will not be seriously harmed if ^ keeps it up. :sb:

[Darth Marsden]

^ is slowly turning into a cute little puppy. The Andrex puppy, to be exact.

[carrot red]

^ Is not going on vacation tomorrow.

[Darth Marsden]

^ will not be interested in seeing the holiday photos.

[carrot red]

Isn't right about that. : p

(Have fun, you hear?)

[Great Warrior]

has taken another vacation and will be back in a month.

[carrot red]

^ Is holding DM's hand in Disneyland.

[Great Warrior]

is not a witch

[Darth Marsden]

^ is not trying to put out his burning hair.

Ooo, it feels good to be back!

[Great Warrior]

feels terrible to be back

[Darth Marsden]

^ needs to remember his hair is still on fire... :sly:

[carrot red]

^ Didn't come back in a great mood.

[Darth Marsden]

^ doesn't like anybody on the forums and is a miserable old woman who lives in a shoe...

[carrot red]

^ Isn't in the process of getting turned into a painfully ugly green thingy.

[Darth Marsden]

Ah, you mean my cut.

^ has just been swimming and her clothes have turned see-through. :eek:

[Great Warrior]

is not a peeping tom

[carrot red]

^ Is not right about that, for once.

[Darth Marsden]

^ has snakes in her hair, much like Medusa.

[Great Warrior]

has not been turned into stone and silenced by the exposure

[carrot red]

^ Wasn't spared. ^^ Was spared.

[Darth Marsden]

^ hasn't forgotten that < is immune to everything ^ throws at <. (Man, this is turning into a different thread altogether :kitty: )

[carrot red]

^ Didn't dare tell <'s dad to try to keep up.

[Great Warrior]

does not have family and a lot of friends here

[Darth Marsden]

^ has a pink shirt on right now.

[carrot red]

Didn't post in ASWGL for the first time today.

[Darth Marsden]

^ didn't love it.

[carrot red]

*< Didn't think ^ ignored the existence of such forum.*

^ Is wrong.

[Darth Marsden]

* < never normally has anything to say there *

^ is training her froggies to be a death squad. "Hop, my pretties. Kill. KILL!"

[Great Warrior]

does not use odd colors.

[Darth Marsden]

^ does use odd colours.

*Seriously, on Eckel's new theme, it looks pretty cool.

[carrot red]

^ Is a close personal friend of a notorious Internet creep.

*Yeah, but you're the only one who's using it with the said colors.*

[Great Warrior]

^is an edible carrot.

[Darth Marsden]

^ has been into space so many times his eardrums have burst.

*CR - I'm no close friend of one. I AM that creep.

[carrot red]

^ Is using a great font color right now and < doesn't have to highlight text to be able to read it. Sheesh.

[Darth Marsden]

^ needs to get her eyes checked.

(Seriously, I've tried it on all the styles and as far as I can tell, this one is pretty good. Maybe not so if you've got sunshine on your screen, but otherwise I can't seem to find a problem with it.)

[Great Warrior]

^does not change his signature every other day

[Darth Marsden]

^ has been posting in this thread frequently.

[Sir_Johnamus]

^Obiously has never posted around me

[Darth Marsden]

^ is currently in orbit around Jupiter

[Great Warrior]

^is enjoying the forums now more than ever

[Darth Marsden]

^ doesn't know me well.

(Also, < doesn't wish Carrot Red would come back...)

[Great Warrior]

^does not have the hots for a member

[Darth Marsden]

^ is quick on the draw.

[Great Warrior]

^is posting more than 20 posts per day

[Darth Marsden]

^ keeps running off to save the universe with his mighty powers.

*Nah, it's only about 10 a day.

[Great Warrior]

^is playing in - rename the person above me -

[Darth Marsden]

^ is visited by UFOs who shove stuff up his ass frequently.

*Is that still going? I kinda thought it'd died out sice CR left...

[Great Warrior]

*not only this thread but all of agn and that other place too.

^has a very enthusiast nature

[Darth Marsden]

^ knows where CR is hidden and regularly visits her with candy and flowers.

[Great Warrior]

^is involved in forum policies

[Darth Marsden]

^ is forcing me to type this by holding a gun to the back of my neck.

[Great Warrior]

^does not know who is cool and who is not

[Darth Marsden]

^ isn't posting more frequently these days.

[Sir_Johnamus]

^my best friend.

[Darth Marsden]

^ is my most treasured and beloved companion whom I share all my adventures with.

[Great Warrior]

did not reach 1000 posts and got a custom avatar. congrats.

[Darth Marsden]

^ has changed his avatar recently.

*Thanks.

[Great Warrior]

^always has a negative attitude

[Darth Marsden]

^ needs a haircut.

[Great Warrior]

^plays in only one game topic

[Darth Marsden]

^ has left the building!

[ONeilcool]

^Is really on the light side and is not a sith lord :surprise:

[Sir_Johnamus]

^Is younger than me!

[Darth Marsden]

^ is older then me!

[curly_is_king:)]

^lives in Japan

[copsgotguns]

^ is the burger king commerical dude

[Darth Marsden]

^ is 'married' to Elton John.

[death2004]

^ has not been replied to by <

:P

[ZTC]

^ has been very active here and another place :glare:

[death2004]

^ did not just glare at me.

[ZTC]

^ registgered in the year 2K4

[death2004]

^ registered 3 hours ago

[mrz84]

^ is Glenn in disguise

[death2004]

^ Is British :tongue:

[mrz84]

^ loves Breaker

[mrz84]

sorry, doubled...

[death2004]

^ triple-posted

[ZTC]

^ is right next to me

[mrz84]

^ is on the moon of pluto

[Darth Marsden]

^ has bright green hair and speaks only in Chinese.

[Yapollo]

^The inventor of fire.

[LeeRoy]

^ has 90 posts

[Orithan]

^Joined 10 years ago.

[Masamune]

doesn't have a name that reminds me of a storm of semen

[mrz84]

^ was made by an ancient japanese swordsmith of the same name

[Markben]

Gave wrong information.

[mrz84]

^ speaks perfect japanese

[mrz84]

^ is totally not a bot/spammer