Tell A Lie About The Person Above You

[carrot red]

^ Isn't bored most of the time.

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

^'s hair is perfectly straight every second of the day

[Ovi]

^ is popular and loved by all.

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

^ didnt get his reputation lowered for being mean in my thread :(

[carrot red]

^ Is a Sumo Wrestler married to Miss Japan.

[death2004]

^ missed < whilst < was absent XD

[carrot red]

^ Is on The Apprentice.

[death2004]

^ isn't fascinated with the colour red(and also wishes < and teh tap-danced on wifey the best of luck)

[carrot red]

^ Works nights and sleeps days.

[death2004]

^ isn't a redhead...
[*glomping teh 60 secs*]

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^'s set sucks! (it's a lie, OK??)

[death2004]

^ doesn't have any posting buddies

[carrot red]

^ Is going on a safari for a month, but will most likely be eaten by a lion within a few hours.

[death2004]

^ wishes that < was single... :sly:

[carrot red]

^ Killed ^'s wifey because she's never heard of lots of stuff.

[death2004]

^ is the same age as <

[carrot red]

^ Visited < last weekend.

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ isn't very much UBER hating < and ^^

[Ovi]

^ is still <'s forum love

[carrot red]

^ Has been an avid poster in FG of late.

[death2004]

^ is posing as a mod XD
[< loves the 60 sec limit]

[carrot red]

^ Is a serial killer related to Jack the Ripper.

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

^ has no friends and doesn't like life anymore because at school he is beaten up, kicked in the nuts, stepped on, spit on, maimed, raped, and fed to his dogs on a daily basis.

[carrot red]

^ Is a ballerina who acts like a prima dona and pisses everyone off.

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

(How'd you know?)

^ is married to <

[death2004]

^ is a VERY disturbed Pyromaniac *hides*

[carrot red]

^ Doesn't fear <'s wrath.
*Too late.

[death2004]

^ gets up at the same time as me (5:00am people!)

[carrot red]

^ Is a night owl.
* <'s not a morning person.*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ is married to DBH (heh)

[carrot red]

^ Is a thousand year old midget who throws spells on nice people turning them into dumb blonde elves.

[death2004]

^ is also a thousand year old midget, but throws spells to make people redheads!!!

[carrot red]

^ Is going to wait very loooooooooooooooong for said wifey.

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ is nosier than... er... nosy people??

[carrot red]

^ Has the shortest location in the history of AGN.
*Shorten it, by the way. Same goes for death.

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ DID NOT TELL < TO SHORTEN HER LOCATION (btw I did XD)
(Oh it's teh 60 sec limit again ~ YAY ~)

[carrot red]

^ Was not upset over a disturbing thing.
*Well done.

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ isn't enquiring about that incident

[AssasinTenchu]

^Is not a dumb blonde elf

[carrot red]

^ Is a Forum Games regular.

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ isn't a good mod (it's a lie, so CR is good ~)

[Zero Wing]

^ is never around

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ is always complaining about <

[carrot red]

^ Has eloped and is living happily everafter with a Leprechaun.

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ is a bus driver ~

[carrot red]

^ Graduated Magma Cum Laude.

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ has no idea what that means (I sure as hell don't)

[carrot red]

^ Spends ^'s days reading.
*It means graduating with honors.

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ spends her days sitting thinking in total silence and solitude (I do)

[death2004]

^ is mostly loud and non-bitchy...

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ doesn't appreciate <

[carrot red]

^ Doesn't fancy another Brit.

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ does fancy a Brit ~

[ZTC]

^ is not waiting

[carrot red]

^ Is not accused of plotting against the board.

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^^ does not have the kawaii-est avvy ever
^ isn't real XDXD

[carrot red]

^ Speaks a language < understands perfectly.
*What is kawai?*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

*Japanese for cute*

^ understands all the random Japanese < uses

[carrot red]

^ Is not zapped for stupid nodding habits.

[death2004]

^ is not a redhead... but is in fact, BRUNETTE!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek:

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ is an idiot ~ (not flaming btw)

[carrot red]

^ Is busy in a divorce court.

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ is Ganonator (don't ask)

[Monica]

^ is married to the Grim Reaper (got it from death2004)

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ is dead ~

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

^ is worthless

[death2004]

^ is pathetic... (not flaming there... just to clear that up)

[carrot red]

^ Isn't throwing this thread in GB.

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ isn't happy ~

[death2004]

^ is a loudmouth...

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ has a small mouth ~

[death2004]

^'s fave colour is red
[*burns 60 sec limit* leave me alone dammit!!!]

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ is it hell. ^'s favourite colour is green ~

[carrot red]

^ Is not a yucky fuschia loving person.

[death2004]

^^ is it hell...
^ gets on with < and ^^ VERY well... :giggle:

[carrot red]

^ Is not up to no good.

[death2004]

^ isn't curious...

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ doesn't have a.. weird friend O_O

[carrot red]

^ Isn't a weird long eared creature.

[death2004]

^ is married to a midget hokie

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ is not married to Chi-Chi ~

[carrot red]

*Now who is Chi-Chi? Wait, I don't wanna know*

Isn't yawning or nodding all the time.

[death2004]

^ probably edited <'s sig, then didn't make the 60 secs harass me for the past 2 minutes...

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ does not know who Chi-Chi is

@ CR: Me ~

[death2004]

^'s fave colour is red

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ did not know that < hates red (and blood)

[carrot red]

^ Is getting in trouble for daring to say ^ hates red.

*I already figured that, DBE.

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ didn't know that ~ XD

[death2004]

^ didn't know that <'s least fave colour is green

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ did not start the colour topic ~

[death2004]

^ didn't kill the colour topic... and is also the daughter of teh 60 second limit! (:rofl: )

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ hates teh ROFL smiley ~

[death2004]

^ hates < (:cry: )

[carrot red]

^ Has wonderful news to share.

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ has purple hair ~

[death2004]

^ ditched < for one of <'s best friends...

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ is.... VT Hokie ~

[carrot red]

^ & ^^ aren't the sappiest couple ever.

[death2004]

^ isn't jealous

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ isn't tired ~

[carrot red]

^ Doesn't like roller coasters.

[punkonjunk1024]

^ Has an awesome, not obnoxious avatar.

[mikeron]

^ Isn't mutually stalking Lilith.

[death2004]

^ isn't hiding under a bed... T_T

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ isn't..... here ~

[carrot red]

^ Doesn't know *not* to test a redhead's patience twice.

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ is not...... eerrr.... understanding (?)

[death2004]

^^ understanding about ^
^ hates <

[carrot red]

*It wasn't directed at DBE, death -4008.*

^ Doesn't spend all ^'s time defending ^^. Ewww

[death2004]

^ isn't introverted... <_<

[carrot red]

*Are you sure that's the one you meant?*

^ Has a very bad eyesight.

[death2004]

(yeah, that was what I meant...)

^ is the mushy smoochy romantic type of person... (brutal, I know)

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ isn't as cold as < (possible o.o)

[carrot red]

^^ *If you tell anyone, I'll murder you. And don't you touch my Martian smoochies.*

^ Doesn't need a few lessons from <.

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ understands ^ totally ~

[carrot red]

* Oops. Someone got their signs wrong ( ^ < )*

^ Doesn't overly use the ~ accent/sign.

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ knew it ISN'T an accent sign ~ (It is? I didn't know that!)

[death2004]

^ isn't forgetful(but... isn't the only one that isn't forgetful... ;))

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ isn't scatter-brained ~

[death2004]

^ isn't blonde... (o.o)

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ is blonde ~

[carrot red]

^ Doesn't spend ^'s time bickering with ^^.

[death2004]

^ doesn't spend her time bickering with < and ^^

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ does spend his time bickering with <

[death2004]

^ doesn't have to deal with ^^^ all the time...

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ isn't alive (not entirely untrue XDXD [j/k])

[death2004]

(eh?)
^ not always forgetting stuff...

[carrot red]

^ Isn't the sulking type when ^'s half goes missing for 10 seconds.

[Hulio]

^^ posted after Me

[carrot red]

^ Is a personal friend of Death -4008

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ understands ^ and <'s relationship SU!

[carrot red]

^ Knows that using *SU* again is bad for ^'s health.

[death2004]

^ knows that 'su' is just a little thing that goes onto the end of a sentence for a sort of 'pazaz' if you will...

[Brasel]

^ is an extremely old friend of mine. We go drinking every night back home. I miss ole Deathy.

[carrot red]

^ Is comfy back at home cuddling with ^'s wife.

[death2004]

^ doesn't eat a certain hokie for fun...

[AlexMax]

^ is an awesome poster who is very insightful and appriciated here at AGN.

[Brasel]

^ is a tall, dark, sexy, and extremely charming man.

[death2004]

^ is a total nutcase...

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ isn't happy with <

[death2004]

^ is also a total nutcase...

[carrot red]

^ Isn't being repetitive.

*Likes seeing Tony and Alex post in FG.*

[death2004]

^ hates seeing Alex and Tony posting in FG

[carrot red]

^ Doesn't have a new avatar that looks better than the old.

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ hasn't had the same avatar for ages ~

[carrot red]

^ Doesn't post in almost all threads in FG.

*keeping it for ages too.*

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ A terrible mod (actually, she's pretty damned good XD)

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ A terrible mod (actually, she's pretty damned good XD)

[death2004]

^ the nastiest person on AGN... :cry:

[death2004]

^ the nastiest person on AGN... :cry:

[carrot red]

^ Has been feeling great lately.

[carrot red]

^ Has been feeling great lately.

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

^ is an angry midget who feeds on the flesh of the living.

[VT_Hokie_Fan]

^ is an angry midget who feeds on the flesh of the living.

[death2004]

^ isn't popular on AGN

[death2004]

^ isn't popular on AGN

[Masamune]

^Has a spectacular aura about.

[Masamune]

^Has a spectacular aura about.

[carrot red]

^ Is Farscape's greatest fan. ^ Even started a club hourly updated.

[carrot red]

^ Is Farscape's greatest fan. ^ Even started a club hourly updated.

[death2004]

^ signed up to AGN before <

[death2004]

^ signed up to AGN before <

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ is a VT fan XD ~

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ is a VT fan XD ~

[carrot red]

^ Went on a posting spree and posted close to 200 posts in a day or so.

[carrot red]

^ Went on a posting spree and posted close to 200 posts in a day or so.

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ does not make up mean lies ~

[Dumb Blonde Elf]

^ does not make up mean lies ~

[death2004]

^ not a good romantic... *whistling*

[death2004]

^ not a good romantic... *whistling*

[carrot red]

^ Has a crush on ck.

[carrot red]

^ Has a crush on ck.

[death2004]

^ has a crush on < :sb:
[methinks teh 60 secs does too... O_o]

[death2004]

^ has a crush on < :sb:
[methinks teh 60 secs does too... O_o]

[carrot red]

*Ewww*
^ Has custom avatar and title.

[carrot red]

*Ewww*
^ Has custom avatar and title.

[death2004]

^ doesn't have a custom av/title

[death2004]

^ doesn't have a custom av/title

[carrot red]

^ Was mauled by Darth Vader.

[carrot red]

^ Was mauled by Darth Vader.

[death2004]

^ posts in Say Something Nice About The Person Above you daily...
[as much as I hate to admit it, I prefer the Crazy Frog over the 60 secs <_<]

[death2004]

^ posts in Say Something Nice About The Person Above you daily...
[as much as I hate to admit it, I prefer the Crazy Frog over the 60 secs <_<]

[carrot red]

^ Isn't missing DBE who went AWOL.

[carrot red]

^ Isn't missing DBE who went AWOL.

[Ovi]

^ missed me

[carrot red]

^ Doesn't know who on earth Link might be.

[adioboy]

^hates the color red

[Darunia]

^is well-known by me.

[adioboy]

^is unknown to me

[Ganondork]

^is an Albanian

[carrot red]

^ Is a forum regular.

[Ganondork]

^ is not obbsesed with carrots as much as i am with world domination.

[carrot red]

^ Knows that < is Ruler of the Universe: Bow or die!

[Ganondork]

^is ruler of the universe :whap:

[carrot red]

^ Knows it's bad for ^'s health to test the limited patience of this redhead. Limited as in non existent.

*Oh, and this smiley gets on my nerves. Kill it. :sb: *

[Ovi]

^ is always happy and seems to enjoy dancing in the flowers with her friends, the animals of the forest. ^.^

[Great Warrior]

^Does not use a big picture in his signature.

[carrot red]

^ Isn't a would be Scientologist like that yucky Tom Cruise guy.

[Great Warrior]

Iam not.

^Didn't kill Martin Luther King.

[carrot red]

^ Wasn't looking for trouble with the *Women* thread and didn't find it. :sb:

[Belgarath]

Yes, they ARE boxing gloves she is shaking and not jugs.

[Great Warrior]

^Teaches at Harvard.

[Belgarath]

^Has never watched a single episode of 'Farscape'.

[carrot red]

^ Has the best avatar known to AGN.

[Belgarath]

^ Is actualy a large black man.

[Great Warrior]

^Is a midget stealing golden teeth

[Belgarath]

^ Is perfectly correct.

[Great Warrior]

^Has no sense of humor

[carrot red]

^ Sleep like a baby the night before an important event.

[Great Warrior]

^Has a very big and interesting signature

[Dracula]

^ is only a Mediocre Warrior.

[Great Warrior]

^Does not have an online journal

[carrot red]

^ Hasn't been cut short.

[Great Warrior]

^Is not wearing boxing gloves

[carrot red]

^ Knows not to mess with women.

[Great Warrior]

^Does not threaten anyone :p

[carrot red]

^ Isn't starting to get the works of it.

[Madman200]

^ has no keyboard

[carrot red]

^ Is named Saneman400.

[Great Warrior]

^Has black hair and red eyes

[carrot red]

^ Forgot ^'s horns at the door.

[Great Warrior]

^Does not have wings

[carrot red]

^ Doesn't post nice threads.

[Great Warrior]

^Is not a nice person

[carrot red]

^ Doesn't talk too much.

[Great Warrior]

^Does not like to read colored reports

[Madman200]

^ eats 1 keyboard button when someone visits all the time

[carrot red]

^ Did not open a thread that already exists on the first page. (That's why no one is replying.)

[Great Warrior]

^Is wearing boxing gloves - What are they seriously??

[carrot red]

^ Doesn't live in dreamland.

*Secret weapons.

[Great Warrior]

^Doesn't bicker with Deathbyhokie all the time

[carrot red]

^ Isn't about to be *paintballed* to death.

[Great Warrior]

^Does not have family members here

[carrot red]

^ Knows what ^ is getting ^'self into.

[Great Warrior]

^Does not strike fear when scorned :p

[carrot red]

^ Isn't right about that.

[Great Warrior]

^Pretends to be tough and ruthless

[carrot red]

^ Doesn't know that calling < anything else but <'s real name is hazardous for ^'s life and that of others who put ^ on the wrong track.

[Madman200]

^ has their name because they murdered a person with carrots

[carrot red]

^ Has the sanest username ever.

[Great Warrior]

^Has no siblings

[carrot red]

^ Has no explanations to give to Breaker.

[Great Warrior]

^Gives explanations to everyone

[carrot red]

Isn't a frog candidate.

[Great Warrior]

^Does not seem like a fun loving and very nice person

[Madman200]

^ drinks beer while watching the 3 seasond of "Coach" on his computer labtop

[carrot red]

^ Was a personal friend of Jack The Ripper and sold his biography making millions.

[Great Warrior]

^Has a signature that is a mile long

[carrot red]

^ Has been posting a lot of new threads of late.

[Great Warrior]

^Is not the brightest poster