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Superstrider
10-20-2004, 03:06 PM
Rules: Take a title of a class and simply come up with a way to describe what the class is about that would cause people to laugh, you may use classes multiple times but only once in any post.
Here are some starter examples,

Communication: Learn to talk to people.
Psychology: We like to get inside your mind.
Theater: Learn to perform in public.
Physics: Set things in motion.
Microbiology: Study life, at the cellular level.
Chemistry: Set electrons in motion.
German: Spacken Due Dautch?
Home Economics: Learn to Burn and Cut.
Economics: We mismanage money the government's way.
Band: We blow things.

These are starters; I will occasionally post my own to keep things moving.

davidballardjr
10-26-2004, 03:23 PM
Spanish: Talk the way they do in Spain.

Superstrider
10-26-2004, 03:29 PM
Physical Education: Learn how to play with balls!

Belgarath
10-26-2004, 04:00 PM
Biology. Not the homework you really want to do with your coed study partner.

Brin
10-26-2004, 04:37 PM
French: "ARTHUR: Well, what are you then?
MAN: I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king."

rwilson500
11-01-2004, 09:51 PM
English: LerN teh riGht

Superstrider
11-02-2004, 01:17 PM
Algebra: Learn mathematical concepts that you will never use in the real world ever.

VT_Hokie_Fan
11-02-2004, 09:44 PM
Geography- Useless crap about rocks and stuff