A Gem from The Onion

[carrot red]

Priceless. (http://www.theonion.com/opinion/index.php?issue=4040)

It's good to know that durability and romance are alive and doing well...

Starbucks, anyone?

[Glitch]

Alex, our one-week relationship has been the most fulfilling relationship I have ever known. I really mean that. I care about you more than you will ever know, and I truly can no longer see myself finding happiness with any other man. I know it may be unwise to tell you how I really feel so early in our relationship. Normally, people keep this sort of thing bottled up inside for a week and a half, possibly two weeks into the romance. But I just can't help myself. I'm in love.

In 1 week?!?! Run Alex Run!


Naturally, our relationship has had its ups and downs. During our coffee date, we had that disagreement about which local paper carried Hagar The Horrible. You said the Express carried it, and I said you were confusing the Express with the Morning Leader. Well, I was pretty insistent about it, and I could tell you were getting annoyed. I checked, and it turns out I was right, but I take no satisfaction in that. Alex, sweetheart, let's never argue about something so unimportant again. It's not worth the pain.

LMAO. This chic has issues....RUN ALEX RUN!

[fatcatfan]

I'll meet you at Starbucks. :D Do they have blended frog?

Scary girl. Run far away.

[Manny]

hahaha thats awesome. The onion is great.
some of the best literature out there these days :D
-manny