A particularly awful photographical log of a trip to a madame tussauds wax museum

[Eckels]

In chronological order from the start of the museum... a few of the pictures didnt come out well, like "playing poker with Ben Affleck" and "handing Jimi Hendrix a j", but a few of these came out okay...

Myself attempting anal sex with The Rock. Yes, it's true, I was actually humping The Rock. Many turned and stared.
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/therock.jpg

Myself trying to explain to Sylvester Stallone how much I loved the movie "Over the top". I too, like many of you, have had dreams of becoming a professional arm wrestler.
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/stallone.jpg

Meeting the Governator. I was disappointed to find that I'm actually taller than my austrian hero. I cried little girlieman tears for the next few seconds.
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/ahnold1.jpg
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/ahnold2.jpg

Beyonce. I dont really like her, but this was too good to pass up.
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/beyonce.jpg

I beat up Muhammed Ali. It's a real shame he had parkinsons. Oh, and I met his wax figure too.
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/muhammedali.jpg

Playing golf with Tiger woods. BTW - He sucks. I sank like 5 putts while he just sat there and lined his up for about 15 minutes.
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/tigerwoods.jpg

When you're tina turner, people let you do anything. I let her drag me around by my nose.
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/tinaturner.jpg

Ok, I couldnt resist but to slap J-Lo's ass as well. And yes, if her wax figure is proportionately correct, her ass is huge!
After this picture she sang to me about tacos and burritos.
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/jaylow.jpg

Babe Ruth demonstrating his swing. Yes it hurt.
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/babe.jpg

Finally, Me stealing Dubya's wallet.
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/bush.jpg

That's all folks!

[goKi]

Eckels, you are the greatest.

[SSJ3500]

Funny stuff, who else did they have wax figures of there?

[Eckels]

I took the list off of their website, but it was hardly correct... A lot of the people they mention weren't there.... the following list is fairly accurate though...

Arnold Palmer
Babe Ruth
Evander Holyfield
Muhammed Ali
"The Rock"
Bette Midler
Billy Idol
Bono
Bruce Springsteen
Cher
Dean Martin
Elton John
Elvis Presley
Frank Sinatra
Glen Campbell
Gloria Estefan
James Brown
Jimi Hendrix
Jon Bon Jovi
Kenny Rogers
Lenny Kravitz
Little Richard
Louis Armstrong
Madonna
Marilyn Monroe
Michael Jackson
Mick Jagger
Prince
Sammy Davis Jr
Shirley Bassey
Stevie Wonder
Tammy Wynette
Tina Turner
Tom Jones
Tony Bennett
Wayne Newton
Arnold Schwazenegger
Bob Hope
Brad Pitt
Cybil Shepherd
Eddie Murphy
Elizabeth Taylor
George Burns
Gerard Depardieu
Patrick Stewart
Joanne Woodward
Jodie Foster
Julie Garland
Lance Burton
Mel Gibson
Meryl Streep
Paul Newman
Sean Connery
Sylvester Stallone
Whoopi Goldberg
John Wayne
Lucille Ball
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Barbara Lazaroff
Bugsy Siegel
Don King
Elle MacPherson
Ivana Trump
Jerry Springer
Joan Rivers
Larry King
Naomi Campbell
Oprah Winfrey
Seigfreid & Roy
Wolfgang Puck
Liberace
Buzz Aldrin
Neil Armstrong
Benjamin Franklin
George W. Bush
Princess Diana (they had 2 of her)

[moocow]

I dunno if it'd be cool to go there, or just creepy.

[ShadowTiger]

Hm. How many of these can I make avatars from? :p

I'm talking to you, Ms. Turner. ;) :thumbsup:

[Feasul]

I wetnt to the Madame Tussauds in New York right before school started. It was awesome. You should go Moocow, it's really fun.

[Rainman]

I took the list off of their website, but it was hardly correct... A lot of the people they mention weren't there.... the following list is fairly accurate though...


They "retire" people frequently so that's probably why some weren't there. Or perhaps they sent one for some exhibit.

[MANDRAG GANON]

Well they have Madam Tussauds Wax Museums all over the place so maybe they rotate thier statues around to other locations everyonce in awhile.

[Ganonator]

I saw Barry Bonds at the wax museum on the pier in San Fransisco. Completely creepy. I loved it.

BTW, the pic of Babe Ruth hitting you up was particularily the highlight of my viewing experience.

[ZTC]

man, those pics ae funny as hell :laughing:

[*b*]

lol, those are funny. I like the first one. the look on "The Rock"'s face is perfect

[Pablo]

Never been to a wax museum. Is it as creepy as it seems?

[Dracula]

I remember going to a wax museum when I was really really young... scared the living hell out of my poor little toddler mind. :uhoh: