Eckels
10-04-2004, 07:28 PM
In chronological order from the start of the museum... a few of the pictures didnt come out well, like "playing poker with Ben Affleck" and "handing Jimi Hendrix a j", but a few of these came out okay...
Myself attempting anal sex with The Rock. Yes, it's true, I was actually humping The Rock. Many turned and stared.
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/therock.jpg
Myself trying to explain to Sylvester Stallone how much I loved the movie "Over the top". I too, like many of you, have had dreams of becoming a professional arm wrestler.
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/stallone.jpg
Meeting the Governator. I was disappointed to find that I'm actually taller than my austrian hero. I cried little girlieman tears for the next few seconds.
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/ahnold1.jpg
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/ahnold2.jpg
Beyonce. I dont really like her, but this was too good to pass up.
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/beyonce.jpg
I beat up Muhammed Ali. It's a real shame he had parkinsons. Oh, and I met his wax figure too.
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/muhammedali.jpg
Playing golf with Tiger woods. BTW - He sucks. I sank like 5 putts while he just sat there and lined his up for about 15 minutes.
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/tigerwoods.jpg
When you're tina turner, people let you do anything. I let her drag me around by my nose.
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/tinaturner.jpg
Ok, I couldnt resist but to slap J-Lo's ass as well. And yes, if her wax figure is proportionately correct, her ass is huge!
After this picture she sang to me about tacos and burritos.
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/jaylow.jpg
Babe Ruth demonstrating his swing. Yes it hurt.
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/babe.jpg
Finally, Me stealing Dubya's wallet.
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/bush.jpg
That's all folks!
Myself attempting anal sex with The Rock. Yes, it's true, I was actually humping The Rock. Many turned and stared.
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/therock.jpg
Myself trying to explain to Sylvester Stallone how much I loved the movie "Over the top". I too, like many of you, have had dreams of becoming a professional arm wrestler.
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/stallone.jpg
Meeting the Governator. I was disappointed to find that I'm actually taller than my austrian hero. I cried little girlieman tears for the next few seconds.
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/ahnold1.jpg
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/ahnold2.jpg
Beyonce. I dont really like her, but this was too good to pass up.
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/beyonce.jpg
I beat up Muhammed Ali. It's a real shame he had parkinsons. Oh, and I met his wax figure too.
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/muhammedali.jpg
Playing golf with Tiger woods. BTW - He sucks. I sank like 5 putts while he just sat there and lined his up for about 15 minutes.
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/tigerwoods.jpg
When you're tina turner, people let you do anything. I let her drag me around by my nose.
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/tinaturner.jpg
Ok, I couldnt resist but to slap J-Lo's ass as well. And yes, if her wax figure is proportionately correct, her ass is huge!
After this picture she sang to me about tacos and burritos.
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/jaylow.jpg
Babe Ruth demonstrating his swing. Yes it hurt.
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/babe.jpg
Finally, Me stealing Dubya's wallet.
http://eckels.afterblur.com/vacation/bush.jpg
That's all folks!