Rainman
09-26-2004, 04:28 AM
I've just realized that I never had to experience "the talk" I learned all that I've learned about sex from other sources like movies, friends, or tv. The closest thing to this awkward situation came after I had everything figured out.
I was istting at the dinner table. That pretty much means it was a while ago because we haven't done that in a while. Anyways, I was thinking about the reproductive process and in a moment of clinical insanity I decided to ask a question. "How are babies made?" I ask. Now, what I meant by this question was I wanted to know how a fetus developes in the womb and what not. My dad, god bless him, thought that it was that time. He just slowly got up and left the room for a short while.
Meanwhile I sat there stunned that I had gotten myself in this situation and the rest of the family was no doubt sharing in the awkwardness. He comes back with some kind of new age "birds and bees" book complete with pictures. All I could do was just mutter something about that I know about that stuff just I was wondering blah blah blah. Somehow I made it through dinner.
Thank god my parent are pretty cool about sex. They haven't sat me down and told me not to have sex or anything.
Anyone else have awkward stories about the sex talk?
I was istting at the dinner table. That pretty much means it was a while ago because we haven't done that in a while. Anyways, I was thinking about the reproductive process and in a moment of clinical insanity I decided to ask a question. "How are babies made?" I ask. Now, what I meant by this question was I wanted to know how a fetus developes in the womb and what not. My dad, god bless him, thought that it was that time. He just slowly got up and left the room for a short while.
Meanwhile I sat there stunned that I had gotten myself in this situation and the rest of the family was no doubt sharing in the awkwardness. He comes back with some kind of new age "birds and bees" book complete with pictures. All I could do was just mutter something about that I know about that stuff just I was wondering blah blah blah. Somehow I made it through dinner.
Thank god my parent are pretty cool about sex. They haven't sat me down and told me not to have sex or anything.
Anyone else have awkward stories about the sex talk?