DarkPanther
08-05-2004, 12:12 PM
I've been working alot with dollar amounts today at my job, and I got to thinking how can AGN make more money. You know, what with the recent host move and whatever else is going on I don't really know anything about it, but hey, why not consider something like this since I'm too cheap to sign up for premium membership right now, right?
Well what's better than free advertising? ...not much. And if you're a believer in "there's no such thing as negative advertising", what's better than being advertised on the news? ...not much.
So here's what I think we should try:
Just add a line of text to your sig like mine. The key is to use some obvious buzz words but in an innocent sequence.
For instance:
Our President is da bomb up in that White House! It'd kill to have job security like that for four years!
Maybe if enough of you more frequent posters use it, AGN will eventually get repeatedly red flagged because it'll look like every post is using those buzz words and before too long we'll be classified as a terrorist subordinate site. But then as soon as we're looked into, it'll just appear we're a bunch of patriotic idiots with poor choice in words (which isn't too far from the truth: regular idiots with bad grammar). It'd make for a funny story on some news site, or Fark.com, or something gay like that, you know? Then AGN's name would be out there more and attract more people, perhaps some with money, and then we can ban them when they're stupid and still have their money.
So help support AGN, and create your own patriotic saying for your sig. Or, create one for someone who's willing to display it.
Note: The poll will display your name.
Well what's better than free advertising? ...not much. And if you're a believer in "there's no such thing as negative advertising", what's better than being advertised on the news? ...not much.
So here's what I think we should try:
Just add a line of text to your sig like mine. The key is to use some obvious buzz words but in an innocent sequence.
For instance:
Our President is da bomb up in that White House! It'd kill to have job security like that for four years!
Maybe if enough of you more frequent posters use it, AGN will eventually get repeatedly red flagged because it'll look like every post is using those buzz words and before too long we'll be classified as a terrorist subordinate site. But then as soon as we're looked into, it'll just appear we're a bunch of patriotic idiots with poor choice in words (which isn't too far from the truth: regular idiots with bad grammar). It'd make for a funny story on some news site, or Fark.com, or something gay like that, you know? Then AGN's name would be out there more and attract more people, perhaps some with money, and then we can ban them when they're stupid and still have their money.
So help support AGN, and create your own patriotic saying for your sig. Or, create one for someone who's willing to display it.
Note: The poll will display your name.