The abused lobster's beyond-the-grave revenge. ROTFLMAO!

[4matsy]

O. M. F. G. :odd:

http://www.teenoutreach.com/entertainment/wwwboard/ubbhtml/Forum31/HTML/003587.html

Most likely an old-as-hell urban legend, but good for a few laughs if you haven't heard it before...

[Dracula]

:odd: ...urban legend or not, that has to be the worst creature-growing-in-human-body story since Stephen King's Dreamcatcher... blech.

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

Yet again, Snopes (http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/lobster.htm) proves this to be a fake. And may I add: Yuck.

[moocow]

It's funny you post this, because I was just telling my friends about that last night, lol

[Glitch]

I could tell it was fake from the begining.......Common sense comes into play here. But I know if i was a lobster getting shoved in some poon would be the way to go out....

[biggiy05]

You guys heard about the whole cockroach incident at taco bell? Some lady ordered some taco's and didnt know they had some cockroaches in them. They cut the sides on her cheeks on the inside and layed eggs they hatched later on after her cheeks swelled really bad the doctors cut the inside of her cheek open and cockroaches came out of it. That is a true story.

[Rainman]

Wow, snopes completely owned that urban legend. It was still disgusting nonetheless.

[me2]

Ugh. Hold on, I have to puke. :sick: