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ShadowTiger
06-08-2004, 12:08 PM
This is a fun little game. You each must say something which "Defeats" or "Stalls" the thing in the post above. Here's an example.

"I am a snail on the ground."
<NEXT POSTER>
"I am salt, which is sprinkled on the snail."
<NEXT POSTER>
"I am a grocer, which takes the salt and puts it into the food shelves, instead of allowing it to be used on the snail."
<NEXT POSTER>
"I am inflation, which causes the price of salt to increase dramatically, so no one can purchase it. It will stay on the shelf."
<NEXT POSTER>
.... Etc! :D

Get the idea? Get going. :) I guess you guys can continue with my trend. I'll help start you off by giving you some ideas:

1) I am the Federal Reserve, which lowers its required reserve ratio, which pumps more money into the economy. (Just roll with me here..)
2) I am the income of families everywhere increasing, so people can buy salt again.

Good luck. :)

Zelda
06-08-2004, 03:53 PM
im a murderer that kills the family, so they wont buy salt

ShadowTiger
06-08-2004, 04:20 PM
I'm the policeman that catches the murderer.

No. Wait. Here, I'll show you something even more clever. ;)

"I am the scarf he left behind in the crime scene which led forensic trackers right to his doorstep."

:naughty:
That would be much more difficult to counter, so I'll let you pick either the policeman, or the scarf. Your call. ;)

Yoshiman
06-08-2004, 04:30 PM
I am the disturbed pyromaniacal child that burned the scarf.

death2004
06-09-2004, 02:08 AM
I am the obsessive parent that grounded the disturbed pyromaniacal child that burned the scarf

ShadowTiger
06-09-2004, 08:58 AM
I am the social service people taking away the parents from the child for being bad parents.

Yoshiman
06-09-2004, 12:04 PM
I am the car that was out of gas, preventing the social service people from getting anywhere.

ShadowTiger
06-09-2004, 12:10 PM
I am the gas can kept in the trunk, potentially capable of refilling the gas tank!

Yoshiman
06-09-2004, 12:24 PM
I am the hole in the gas can, which caused all the gas to leak out.

ShadowTiger
06-09-2004, 02:12 PM
I am Triple A, which tows me to safety despite the leak in the gas can. ;)

death2004
06-10-2004, 02:04 AM
I am the power-cut that stops the Triple A from getting to the car with the gas leak in it

ShadowTiger
06-10-2004, 11:26 AM
I am the Electric Company's new deal to input money into all emergency vehicles, ensuring they never break down.

death2004
06-11-2004, 01:49 AM
I am Bankruptcy, making the electric company bankrupt so they cant put their deal to use

ShadowTiger
06-11-2004, 02:17 PM
I am welfare, which supplies money to individuals before they can expire...

death2004
06-11-2004, 02:50 PM
I am George Bush, who Cancels all welfare to cut taxes so people have to work

ShadowTiger
06-11-2004, 04:07 PM
I am Dick Cheney who is secretly running the country all by himself. The Bush's decrees are secretly overruled. (Somehow. Maybe Cheney poked bush with a stick to make it happen. Nothing is impossible. :p :laughing: )

phattonez
06-11-2004, 06:40 PM
^I am John Kerry, who will overtake George Bush in this next election.

ShadowTiger
06-11-2004, 06:42 PM
^ I am people bored with his tone of voice who choose not to vote for him due to a recent MadTV sketch mocking him and his values.


.. But MadTV is awesome. :D :rolleyes:

phattonez
06-11-2004, 06:45 PM
^I am the viewers of SNL, and I do not care about MadTV or its sketches.

ShadowTiger
06-11-2004, 06:48 PM
I am a sudden uprising in the popularity of "Stuey(sp?)" which causes people to return to watching MadTV.

phattonez
06-11-2004, 06:49 PM
^I am the other sketches on MadTV, and I make people return to watching SNL.

ShadowTiger
06-11-2004, 06:54 PM
Er.. I'm not sure you're supposed to be going in a loop like that. o_o ... The gods used to play this game, (That's why it's called, The Oldest Game.) And nobody was allowed to go in a loop like that. Would you restate something else? :shrug: Thank you. :)

phattonez
06-11-2004, 07:17 PM
^I am the FCC, which will find some reason for getting Stuey off the air.

Is that good?

death2004
06-13-2004, 02:59 AM
I am the owner of FCC, who resigns and doesnt have a replacement.....making FCC go under

ShadowTiger
06-15-2004, 02:22 PM
I am the Owner's long lost son who he has promised the company to in his living will.

Lord Brocktree
06-17-2004, 12:57 PM
I am the fire that destroys the will.

Yoshiman
06-17-2004, 01:28 PM
I'm the fireman that puts out the fire.

(Wow, that was lame :p )

Dracula
06-17-2004, 02:11 PM
I am the broken fire pole that the fireman fell out of and cracked his head open. :blah:

Lord Brocktree
06-17-2004, 04:45 PM
I am the abitrarily placed mattress that saves his cranium from the asphalt.

ShadowTiger
06-17-2004, 08:13 PM
I am the cat which came along and had children on the mattress, causing the family in front of it to drag it away to witness the lives of the kittens. :shy: .... Which cost the firemen their own lives. :odd:

death2004
06-18-2004, 12:55 AM
I am a crack team of Paramedics that resusitate(sp?) the firemen so they can do their job

Yoshiman
06-18-2004, 10:14 AM
I am the ambulance which caught fire, causing all of the medical aids to burn up with it.

Lord Brocktree
06-18-2004, 11:48 AM
I am the sun, which supernovas convieniently before the entire incident

Feasul
06-18-2004, 02:00 PM
I am Jupiter, whose gravity somehow absorbs all the energy from the sun and duplicates into another Jupiter and the original moves into the exact positon and uses the excess energy not used in the duplication and movement to turn into an exact replica of the sun, putting everything back the way it was.
That's not going in a loop, is it? And is this supposed to have anything to do with the snail anymore?

ShadowTiger
06-18-2004, 05:54 PM
How about, You are Jupiter Crashing INTO the sun, diverting its ability to burn up the ambulance because it kinda nudged it a bit, causing it to move away from earth? ... Then magical fairies pushed it back into orbit! :kawaii: Wheeee!


.. Okay. I am Link, who eats the fairies, restoring his health.

death2004
06-18-2004, 11:02 PM
I am revolution, which makes I am Link's recently eaten fairies revolt (;) )

Dracula
06-19-2004, 12:28 AM
I am Jesus, and I heal whatever the fairies did to Link... :tongue:

death2004
06-21-2004, 02:10 AM
I am the Romans, who crucify Jesus before he heals Link (making the fairies go on a HUGE revolution ;))

Lord Brocktree
06-22-2004, 02:47 PM
God smites the sorry Romans and sends them to burn eternally before they can manage to crucify him in an alternate history of the universe.

(This doesn't have to do anything witht the snail by the way.)

Dracula
06-22-2004, 05:26 PM
I am anarchy, for which if there is no belief in God... Then God doesn't exist.

death2004
06-23-2004, 11:21 AM
Then I am still the romans...who crucify Jesus and history continues as normal(if that was a loop..:shrug: )

VT_Hokie_Fan
07-19-2004, 03:54 PM
i'm professor clyde that goes back in time to stop the romans from crucifying jesus.
(professor clyde had the time machine thing)

GerrardCapashen
07-19-2004, 04:58 PM
I'm the malfunction in the machine that professor clyde used to go back in time that makes him trapped in a spatio-temporal oddity from where he can't get out

death2004
07-20-2004, 01:39 AM
(the hell keeps happening to these???? this had more than this!!!! this had Dracula continue from mine.......whats going on???)
(anyway)

i am god, who frees professor Clyde on the condition that he doesn't save jesus

GuitarmanTim
07-20-2004, 06:56 AM
I am the a hotdog salesman, who bribes Clyde to save jesus anyway, for 3 dogs, with everything on it (except the last one without mustard).

VT_Hokie_Fan
07-20-2004, 01:57 PM
i am the terrorist who hijacks the mustard factory and causes a shortage so the hot dog guy doesn't have any mustard so professor clyde declines

lord_jamitossi
07-23-2004, 04:28 PM
I am the CIA who somehow suprises everybody by stopping the terrorist before he hijacks the mustard factory.

BLONDINE
08-19-2004, 03:45 PM
I am a never ending supply of Krispy Kremes that was awarded to the CIA until they are to fat and lazy to do anything about the terrist....

NESLolo32
08-20-2004, 11:53 AM
I am Richard Simmons who goes in and gets the CIA in shape.

BLONDINE
08-20-2004, 03:28 PM
I am the fashion police that puts Richcard Simons in jail forever before he has the option of helping the CIA....

Zorac
08-23-2004, 03:24 PM
Im the bullets that mowd down the fashion police b4 Richard Simmons was put in jail.

death2004
08-30-2004, 02:48 PM
i am the body armour on the fashion police, saving their lives so they can jail Richard Simmons so the CIA stay fat so there is a mustard shortage so that Prof. Clyde declines the bribe so Jesus dies.....ok!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


(geez......a long one)

ZTC
09-01-2004, 10:38 AM
I am defective armor, which prevents the police from being protected, resulting in chaos

TD][Athlete][
09-27-2004, 04:42 PM
i am the chaos which destroys a lot of people and buildings and Richard Simons

ZTC
09-27-2004, 04:49 PM
i am chaos control; which prevents the destruction of the people and buildings(except for Simmons)

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-27-2004, 08:13 PM
I am the big needle that pokes Richard Simmons and cause his death anyways. 0.0

warior of chaos
09-27-2004, 09:58 PM
I am the god that revives Simmons so the cia dose his job

me2
09-27-2004, 10:44 PM
I am the next poster, who changes the subject, wiping the CIA, Simmons, and the needle out of existance.

Pablo
09-27-2004, 11:30 PM
I am the moderator who bans me2 for having an way-too-cheerful sig.

ZTC
09-27-2004, 11:54 PM
i am the senior moderator who whacks the moderator for even thinking of such a thing

me2
09-28-2004, 12:01 AM
I am Glenn the Great, who wines to moocow because of breaker's abuse and Eckels's marrage.

Pablo
09-28-2004, 12:08 AM
I am goKi and J.J. Maxx, who make hilarious remixes of the "Glenn tapes" and rape what's left of his reputation.

ZTC
09-28-2004, 12:13 AM
i am breaker, who bans everyone who has been involved in this mess

Pablo
09-28-2004, 12:14 AM
I am Glenn's fan club, and I attempt to arrest Breaker over the Internet, despite my lack of law enforcement credentials, for doing his job.

ZTC
09-28-2004, 12:22 AM
i am a phychiarist, who lockes Glenn away in the booby hatch for life

Kamaria
09-28-2004, 07:48 AM
I am a newbie, who randomly releases Glenn after spamming the boards with OMG ZELDA ROXORS!!!!11one!!

me2
09-28-2004, 05:01 PM
I am NOA, who shuts ZC down.

ZTC
09-29-2004, 12:22 AM
I am the attourney for AGN, which prevents the shutdown(pro bono)

bigjoe
09-29-2004, 12:32 AM
I am the ninja, who kidnaps the attourney.

ZTC
09-29-2004, 02:16 AM
I am the samurai who likes to cut off ninja's heads :whap:
(add another one to the kill count...)

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-29-2004, 09:10 PM
I am the giant freakin helmet that protects the ninja's head so he can kidnap the attorney so ZC gets shut and the n00b doesn't let Glenn out and Glenn doesn't bitch and no one makes fun of him and I have no idea where the hell I am in this thread.

Pablo
09-29-2004, 09:46 PM
I am the ugly stick that beats Hokie over the head.

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-29-2004, 09:51 PM
i am the mascara that is running down pablo that forces him to drop the stick on his foot and make him say "Ouch".

ZTC
10-01-2004, 03:50 PM
I am the stick that bounces off of the floor and hits ^ on the head

rwilson500
11-01-2004, 05:58 PM
I am the dog that fetchs the stick before it hits VT_Hokie_Fan.

death2004
11-05-2004, 02:25 AM
I am the dog whistle, which sends the dog running towards the house, and flying through the window, killing the dog

rwilson500
11-05-2004, 06:32 PM
I am the vet who happened to be walking by, and who saves the dog.

Michaelk88
11-11-2004, 10:27 PM
I am the fast driver who runs over the vet(acident) after the dog is recovered

CrystalBlade
11-14-2004, 03:34 AM
What would that do? I'm going to assume you ran over the vet before he healed the dog.


I am the empty gas tank, which makes the car stop before it hits the vet.

Reveal
11-22-2004, 11:34 AM
iam a fuel station that fulles the tank before its runs empty

Zero Wing
11-22-2004, 11:40 AM
I am an explosion at the gas station, which resulted in a spark

VT_Hokie_Fan
11-26-2004, 12:11 AM
I am the newbie that revives the topic and gets people mad at him

death2004
11-26-2004, 12:16 PM
i am the moderator, who finds the newbs' plan out and has him perma-banned

ShadowTiger
11-26-2004, 01:34 PM
I am the creator of the thread, who has become fairly unhappy at the conclusion of the game. :shakeno:

VT_Hokie_Fan
11-26-2004, 07:47 PM
I am the punk bitch that doesn't care about BH4

death2004
11-27-2004, 04:09 PM
i am the local idiot, who drags the punk to a volcano, tossing the punk into a fiery chasm of death

Zero Wing
11-29-2004, 11:40 AM
I am Global Cooling, which freezes the volcano
(ouch to the idiot!)

Ultra22Lemming
12-06-2004, 08:33 PM
I'm the sun who heats the earth.

Dr. Weird
12-08-2004, 10:21 AM
I hit ^ over the head, because this thread is bland.

Ovi
01-16-2005, 10:55 PM
Well, that was a nice way of ending the game :sweat:

I am the bullet, which strikes ^ before he can hit ^^

Archibaldo
01-17-2005, 10:41 AM
I am the crappy gun that can't fire the bullet.

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-17-2005, 12:50 PM
I am the gun-fixer, who fires bullets everywhere. :D

Ovi
01-17-2005, 03:31 PM
I am the bullet-proof vest which blocks the bullets

Archibaldo
01-17-2005, 05:45 PM
I'm the theif who steals the bullet proof vest.

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-19-2005, 03:39 PM
I am the cop, who LOCKS U UP!! :D

Michaelk88
01-19-2005, 03:49 PM
I am the Police cheif who fires him (or her) before he can make the arrest

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-19-2005, 04:10 PM
I am the Almighty God, who smites Police chief before they fire me. :D

Michaelk88
01-19-2005, 04:15 PM
I am the chiefs assisstant who carries out the chiefs plans (fire the officer)

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-19-2005, 04:30 PM
I am the head of ALL police and I fire ya! :D

orangeblasphemy
01-20-2005, 02:14 PM
i am the coke head laywer who sold that will to howard stern for an eight ball

Ovi
01-20-2005, 05:48 PM
I am the judge which rules against you

orangeblasphemy
01-20-2005, 06:09 PM
i am the coke head laywer who sold that will to howard stern for an eight ball
wow, i must've been on the wrong page when i posted that one, jeez. it was supposed to go after the one that said, i am the son of the dead fcc guy with the will and all. crap. that's what made it so funny for howard stern to buy it for an eight ball. argggg.you now, then the next post coulda been i am howard stern wiping my ass with it or something because the fcc hates howard stern!!! dammit! i'm sorry i ruined your game. can i try again?

orangeblasphemy
01-20-2005, 06:18 PM
i am the voice inside your head (and i control you )
i am the lover in your bed (and i control you)
i am the sex that you deny (and i control you)
i am the hate you try to hide( and i control you)
i am mr. self destruct and i appeared in that same court room before the same judge three hours before you made that ruling with a pipe bomb stuffed up my ass and i blew you away 'cuz i was looking at 10 to life and my girl was stingy with the poon the night before, and ahh, stop it ahh the voices. sorry buddy you died :)

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-21-2005, 01:14 PM
I am the poster who is getting mad at ^. [You only put 1 "I am" N00bs.] :rolleyes:

death2004
01-21-2005, 02:02 PM
I am the Mod, who (once again) bans the member for attempted flaming, beats the coke-head lawyer(who has no relevance) and Howard Stern(who ALSO has no relevance)

Ovi
01-21-2005, 03:45 PM
I am the admin who fires the mod, making him a regular member then banning him.

orangeblasphemy
01-21-2005, 08:18 PM
the laywer and howard syern did have relavance, or would have if the post would have appeared at the bottom of the first page, take a look and tell me that wasn't genious. anyway, i am the member who laughs at the fired mod when he is lowered to my level :) thanks ovi

SSJ3500
01-21-2005, 08:31 PM
I am the hacker who hacks the forums, demotes all the admins, demotes all the mods, and changes all of the member's avatars, signatures, and custom titles as I choose.

Ovi
01-22-2005, 12:35 PM
I am the virus that destroys the hackers coputer before he can hack the forum (that's what you get for not having a decent anti-virus, either that or a pathetic OS, for exxample Windows)

orangeblasphemy
01-25-2005, 02:40 PM
i am the fbi agent which catches the hacker and gets you ten years in prison for hacking

ZTC
01-26-2005, 02:25 PM
I am a X-File, which holds more importance to the FBI agent

Ganonator
01-26-2005, 02:44 PM
I am David Duchovny who solved plenty of X-files before deciding it wasn't my style.

VT_Hokie_Fan
01-26-2005, 04:16 PM
I am the girl that starred in X-files along with ^ but was less important and never did ^ even though everyone saw it coming and was waiting for it, and I bash ^'s head into the ground to stop him from solving all those cases and all the monsters and aliens and whatnot pwn the town!!!

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-26-2005, 04:46 PM
I am the producer of X-Files who pays you lots of cash!

ZTC
01-26-2005, 04:48 PM
I am Fox Television's CEO, who cancels the series

VT_Hokie_Fan
01-26-2005, 09:51 PM
I am the ruler of the world who kicks ^ in the nuts for cancelling X-Files(even though it suxx0rz)

Ovi
01-27-2005, 07:12 PM
I am the leader of the rebellion force that over-throws ^

VT_Hokie_Fan
01-27-2005, 10:49 PM
I am god who throws ^ into a volcano and he burns

Reznik Akime
01-28-2005, 01:32 AM
I am the athiest who denys the existance of such god.

Maleficent
01-28-2005, 02:09 AM
i am the bible thumper who convert you

g.iaroos
01-28-2005, 06:53 PM
I am your loss in faith that prevents you from converting anyone

VT_Hokie_Fan
01-31-2005, 12:08 AM
i am the n00b that changes the subject(proud morman)

death2004
02-13-2005, 03:57 AM
I am the admin, who bans all n00bs that change the subject

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-14-2005, 08:57 AM
I am the poster who says "WHERE THE HELL IS ORANGE BLASPHEMY?????"

death2004
02-14-2005, 12:17 PM
i am Warlord, who closes AGN and has OB assassinated

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-14-2005, 02:42 PM
I am DBE, who wonders, what happened to fun-loving death2004?

VT_Hokie_Fan
02-20-2005, 12:53 AM
I am Death2004 and I have no life (lol, jk Death)

death2004
02-21-2005, 03:19 AM
I am Death's Life(yeah...dont ask) that comes over to DBE and starts to 'glomp' her ;););)

ShadowTiger
02-21-2005, 08:08 AM
I am the glomp that rebels before it gets therem. (OMG!)

death2004
02-21-2005, 11:32 AM
I am the anti-glomp squad, who destroy the rebellious glomp and replace it with a plain ole' hug

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-21-2005, 03:21 PM
I am Death's Life(yeah...dont ask) that comes over to DBE and starts to 'glomp' her ;););)

I am happy DBE, who 'glomps' AND hugs death! :D

VT_Hokie_Fan
02-21-2005, 11:27 PM
I am the guy who DBE has a crush on and I distract her with my sexy moves so she cant glomp and hug death

ShadowTiger
02-22-2005, 11:34 AM
I am common sense, wishing to date and get married when the time is right.

death2004
02-23-2005, 02:13 AM
I am Death(duh!) and i throw the sexy-crush guy out of the nearest window into white-hot lava, then throws common sense out of the window

phattonez
02-23-2005, 02:29 AM
I am life, and I keep people away from death. Death will have no food from people and dies. (Talk about abstract and just plain strange.

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-23-2005, 05:52 AM
I am the guy who DBE has a crush on and I distract her with my sexy moves so she cant glomp and hug death

I am DBE, who does have a crush on the guy, but MUCH prefers death! *glomps death* :D

VT_Hokie_Fan
02-26-2005, 03:55 PM
I am the sexy guy ^ has a crush on, and I go cry because she hates me :(

phattonez
02-26-2005, 03:59 PM
I am the murderer, who kills the sexy guy and runs off.

VT_Hokie_Fan
02-26-2005, 04:06 PM
I am the fbi, who capture ^ and transform him into a cop.

death2004
02-26-2005, 04:48 PM
I am the hypnotist, who unfortunately undoes the FBI's Transformation of the murderer, and as a result, gets killed(although humanely)

VT_Hokie_Fan
02-26-2005, 05:25 PM
I am the weed wacker, that smacks ^ on the head so he can't undo the transformation

phattonez
02-26-2005, 05:28 PM
I am a dead battery, that stops the motor of the weed wacker.

VT_Hokie_Fan
02-27-2005, 01:56 AM
I am the battery charger, that fixes all of my problems

death2004
02-27-2005, 02:25 AM
i am the power outage, which knocks the battery charger offline until further notice :waggle: :tongue:

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-27-2005, 08:54 AM
I am DBE who is utterly amused! :D

VT_Hokie_Fan
02-27-2005, 03:24 PM
I am the sexy guy again, who tells ^ to stop ruining this thread by not following the rules :thumbsdn:

death2004
02-28-2005, 01:13 AM
I am Death2004(duh!) who once again, throws the sexy guy out of that window

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-28-2005, 05:26 PM
DBE: Hey honey!
SG: Hey baby!
DBE: So I'm breakin the rules am I?
SG: Kinda!
DBE: How are you gonna get anywhere in life if you're such a goody-goody?
SG: I HATE RP QUOTES
DBE: You do? Too bad! *slashes ferociously* :sb: :sb: :sb:

I am DBE, who flirts outrageously with the sexy guy, then switches to Demon Mode and slashes him relentlessly!!

death2004
03-01-2005, 02:17 AM
I am Eagle(go to Ichigos!) who restrains DBE after she slices the SG into Sexy Ribbons *:naughty:*

Dumb Blonde Elf
03-01-2005, 02:44 PM
I am Chi-Chi (Ichigo's!) who barks at Eagle to make a post in the Intro Thread!

death2004
03-01-2005, 05:12 PM
I am Eagle, who promptly does as Chi-Chi asked(:sweat: *nosebleed* AHHHHHHH!!!!!)

Dumb Blonde Elf
03-04-2005, 06:18 AM
I am Chi-Chi, who asks Eagle if I punched him! :odd:

death2004
03-05-2005, 09:39 AM
I am Eagle, who dives out the window screaming: "GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
[i am then the 60 sec rule, which freezes Eagle before hand... then unfreezes him]

Dumb Blonde Elf
03-05-2005, 07:20 PM
I am Mariscia, who angrily asks hybrid ^ if I punched him damnit!!
(WHY DO IT 60 SEC!!!! GIVE ME A ****ING BREAK)

death2004
03-06-2005, 02:33 AM
I am the coroner, who says that Eagle was crushed under 50 tonnes of rubble prior to his death

Dumb Blonde Elf
03-06-2005, 12:40 PM
I am Mariscia, who says "What the HELL is a coroner???"

death2004
03-06-2005, 02:13 PM
I am Death, who explains that a 'coroner' performs post-mortems/autopsys!
[and probe 60 sec limits too!]

Dumb Blonde Elf
03-09-2005, 01:31 PM
I am DBE, who says "Ohhhh, I seeee!" like teh resident dumb demon should!
*and throttles teh LIMIT OF teh 60 secs*

death2004
03-10-2005, 02:00 AM
I am Eagle, who Glomps DBE, only to get brutally sliced into pwetty Eagle wibbons for DBE

Dumb Blonde Elf
03-10-2005, 06:43 AM
I am Mariscia, who insists that you don't make me bleed anymore!!!
(Ooh Eagle wibbons! Kawaii!) :ooh:

death2004
03-10-2005, 01:34 PM
I am Eagle, who forms back together and harasses Marisca with teh tap-dance threat :sly:

Dumb Blonde Elf
03-10-2005, 02:26 PM
I am Mariscia, who uses new ability Slash Leap to do just that!

death2004
03-11-2005, 01:30 AM
I am Death, who calls Marisca
"KAWAII!!!"

Ovi
03-11-2005, 12:52 PM
I am Marisca's hearing aid which stops working. Marisca can't hear you!

death2004
03-11-2005, 01:27 PM
I am the AYB phenomenon, which makes Marisca happy that teh hearing aid doesn't work...

Ovi
03-11-2005, 10:40 PM
((Er... but she still can't hear you... stop cheating!!!!!))

I'm the cure for AYB so Marisca can now go kill Death2004

death2004
03-12-2005, 12:55 AM
then i'm the Numa Numa phenomenon, which makes Marisca watch the monitor instead of killing Death2004

Ovi
03-12-2005, 09:35 AM
I am Marisca's TV which breaks down so she can't watch the monitor

death2004
03-12-2005, 02:52 PM
But by then, I am Death2004, who has fled teh building, leaving a flaming note there...

Dumb Blonde Elf
03-12-2005, 03:28 PM
I am Mariscia, who seduces Death with her demonly kawaiiness!

death2004
03-12-2005, 03:30 PM
I am teh anti-seduction classes that Death took, meaning he resists Marisca's charms...

Dumb Blonde Elf
03-12-2005, 04:41 PM
I am Mariscia who sighs and decides to seduce VT instead...

death2004
03-13-2005, 02:38 AM
Then I am Eagle, who knocks Marisca over and starts to tapdance on her... XD

Dumb Blonde Elf
03-13-2005, 07:08 AM
I am Mariscia, who leaps up and performs Leap Slash VERY effectively!

death2004
03-14-2005, 01:31 AM
then I am... errrr... RUKIA!!! who starts a cat-fight with Marisca before she attacks Eagle... XD

Dumb Blonde Elf
03-14-2005, 04:03 PM
I am Rei, who is silently pissed off with Rukia and Mariscia.

death2004
03-14-2005, 04:24 PM
Then I am Death2004, who throws Rei out teh window, then closes and locks said window to torture her... XD(i can be EVILLLL sometimes!)

Dumb Blonde Elf
03-14-2005, 05:36 PM
I am Rei, who decides to just sit down and think (something I LOVE to do in RL).
After some time she figures out the perfect solution, and escapes...

Ovi
03-14-2005, 09:44 PM
I am the huge iron box which fell over Rei so he/she/it can't escape.

death2004
03-15-2005, 01:16 AM
I am teh acid rain, whichmeltsteh box so reicanescape!

Dumb Blonde Elf
03-15-2005, 03:13 PM
I am Rei, who silently slips away...

death2004
03-16-2005, 01:28 AM
then I am teh C-G(ask DBE) which changes Rei to the Theif class, making her lose her balance

Dumb Blonde Elf
03-18-2005, 03:19 PM
I am Rei, who curses you slowly and silently.

death2004
03-18-2005, 04:24 PM
I am the magical shield around *insert victim here*, that reflects the curse back at Rei

Dumb Blonde Elf
03-22-2005, 02:41 PM
I am Rei, who isn't cursed, but is very badly battered and bruised. And yes that meands she is wearing those BLOODY bandages.

death2004
03-23-2005, 01:24 AM
then i am a random guy, who flings a bottle of Blossom Problem at Rei that hits (XD)

Dumb Blonde Elf
03-25-2005, 03:29 PM
I am Rei, who gets her Luke to beat up the random guy, and then kiss her passionately. (heh heh)

death2004
03-26-2005, 03:01 AM
Then i am Death, who restrains Luke with pictures of Rei... XD

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Dumb Blonde Elf
03-26-2005, 02:49 PM
I am Rei, who kicks Death in the nuts and goes back to passionately kissing Luke.

death2004
04-06-2005, 05:17 AM
Then I am the sudden appearence of V, who uses his spare shotgun to pwn Rei, Luke and Death... :blah:

Dumb Blonde Elf
04-07-2005, 03:53 AM
I'm Rei, who steals V's spare shotgun and floors him

death2004
04-08-2005, 03:54 AM
Then i am Death, who changes the scenario COMPLETELY

Dumb Blonde Elf
04-08-2005, 05:22 AM
I am Chi-Chi, who kicks him ~

death2004
04-10-2005, 05:25 AM
I am the car-bomb nearby that explodes, causing massive amounts of blood to splatter over Chi-Chi before she kicks Death

Dumb Blonde Elf
04-10-2005, 03:56 PM
I am Chi-Chi who absolutely hates blood and faints ~

death2004
04-11-2005, 12:50 AM
Then I am Death, who kicks Chi-Chi so she wakes up...

phattonez
04-11-2005, 01:18 AM
And I am life, who defeats Death.

Dumb Blonde Elf
04-11-2005, 01:28 PM
I am Chi-Chi who thanks Life and kicks Death back ~

death2004
04-11-2005, 03:51 PM
Then I am the sudden appearance of a book, squashing Chi-Chi before she kicks Death

Dumb Blonde Elf
04-12-2005, 12:37 PM
I am a bookmark, who.... errr... traps itself in you ~

death2004
04-13-2005, 01:15 AM
Then I am Death, who suddenly comes out with: "What the fuck?"

Dumb Blonde Elf
04-14-2005, 01:12 PM
I am Chi-Chi, who shrugs and runs off ~

death2004
04-16-2005, 03:19 AM
Then i am the sudden appearence of a litre of blood in the middle of the road, making Chi-Chi go pale and not run off...

Dumb Blonde Elf
04-16-2005, 12:52 PM
I am Chi-Chi, who doesn't run off but faints ~

death2004
04-17-2005, 01:34 AM
then i am a speeding car, which runs over Chi-Chi's arm, waking her up so fast she faints again

Dumb Blonde Elf
04-17-2005, 03:17 PM
I am Chi-Chi, who will be ready to work again twenty days ~

death2004
04-19-2005, 01:02 AM
Then I am Death, who is so confused he asks Chi-Chi what the hell she is on about (:giggle: )

Dumb Blonde Elf
04-19-2005, 12:30 PM
I am Chi-Chi, who refuses to speak to Death ~

death2004
04-22-2005, 12:37 AM
Then I am a nuke, nearly killing everyone there(but just missed! :tongue: )

Gerudo
04-22-2005, 01:26 AM
I am an anti-air missile, I took out the nuke so it didn't kill anyone.

ShadowTiger
04-22-2005, 08:32 AM
XD ... Dude, it's a nuke! :laughing:

I am the fact that a nuclear bomb will explode in such a trendous radius, that the fact that it was prematurely detonated has little to no effect on the hair of the local citizens that is rapidly falling to the ground.

:meanie:
:p

Dumb Blonde Elf
04-22-2005, 01:14 PM
I am Chi-Chi who has no idea about all of this ~

death2004
04-23-2005, 03:49 AM
Then I am Death, who just runs out of the town-place, dragging Chi-Chi with him

Dumb Blonde Elf
04-25-2005, 12:30 PM
I am Chi-Chi, who is dragged along without any protesting ~

death2004
04-30-2005, 03:10 AM
Then I am Death, who drags Chi-Chi further away, then starts to throw small 'packages' into the town (BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!!!)

Dumb Blonde Elf
04-30-2005, 09:07 AM
I am Chi-Chi, who sees her reflection and is almost blinded by the blonde-ness.

death2004
05-03-2005, 01:49 AM
Then I am Death, who takes Chi-Chi to a dark room, which glows a bright yellow (o.o)

Dumb Blonde Elf
05-03-2005, 02:03 PM
I am Chi-Chi, who is NOT happy now ~

death2004
05-09-2005, 02:52 AM
Then I am Death, who glomps Chi-Chi in order to try to cheer her up

Dumb Blonde Elf
05-10-2005, 01:06 PM
I am Chi-Chi, who stops her struggling and half-smiles at Death ~

death2004
05-18-2005, 11:52 AM
I am Death, who does an Al and makes Chi-Chi smile
[NOW YOU ANGER ME 60 SECOND LIMIT!!! *burns it*]

death2004
05-18-2005, 11:52 AM
I am Death, who does an Al and makes Chi-Chi smile
[NOW YOU ANGER ME 60 SECOND LIMIT!!! *burns it*]

Dumb Blonde Elf
05-21-2005, 12:07 PM
I am Chii, who says she is Hideki/Al's Persocom (If you haven't seen Chobits, ignore that)

Dumb Blonde Elf
05-21-2005, 12:07 PM
I am Chii, who says she is Hideki/Al's Persocom (If you haven't seen Chobits, ignore that)

Ganondork
05-28-2005, 11:19 PM
I am a meteor that will crush you

Zelda_Warrior
06-03-2005, 11:07 PM
I am a huge missle that blasts the meteor into bits before it hits earth.

Ganondork
06-06-2005, 08:16 PM
I am the stupid toddler who will get in the way.

Ovi
06-08-2005, 10:03 PM
I am the toddler's mother who picks him up and gets him out of the way

TheNewLink
06-09-2005, 03:15 PM
I am the toddler's abusive father, who locked the toddler's mother in the attic, along with his SEXUAL TORTURE DEVICES.

Zelda_Warrior
06-10-2005, 06:23 PM
I am the theif that stole the SEXUAL TORTURE DEVICES

solyphon
08-25-2006, 03:40 PM
i am the cop that arrests the theif again

ZTC
08-29-2006, 03:04 PM
I am the doughnut man that gives the cop some doughnuts and ask what happened to this thread?

solyphon
09-02-2006, 02:27 PM
i am reality that makes the policeman not eat the donut, since policemen only eat donuts like crazy in cartoons and such

Limzo
09-03-2006, 10:48 AM
I am the crazy cartoon that makes the policeman eat the donut.

ZTC
09-05-2006, 04:09 PM
I am the animator who refuses to animate the cartoon.

Aegix Drakan
09-06-2006, 08:56 AM
I am the network boss who fires the animator for not animating the cartoon!

SkyMan25
09-06-2006, 10:10 PM
I am the other animator who makes cartoons where cops die if they eat donuts

Aegix Drakan
09-07-2006, 12:26 PM
I am the doughnut that gives the cop food poisoning!

ZTC
09-07-2006, 12:46 PM
I am the doctor who cures the cop of the poison

Tygore
09-07-2006, 01:58 PM
I am the insurance company that refuses to cover the cop, resulting in a lifetime of debt.

solyphon
09-10-2006, 05:39 AM
i am the insurance police (i dont get it either) that makes the company go bankrupt (for some reason :shrug: ), and gives full compensation to the policeman

Limzo
09-10-2006, 06:38 AM
I am the National Lottery charity that gives the company enough money to not get bankrupt.

Darth Marsden
09-10-2006, 07:34 AM
I am the corrupt government who forces the National Lottery to spend the money supporting illegal immigrants rather then giving it to the charity.

Limzo
09-10-2006, 11:02 AM
I am the illeagal immigrants who decide to think about others for a change and leave the British in peace and go back to there own country.

Aegix Drakan
09-11-2006, 07:52 AM
I am the other country that sends them back!

SkyMan25
09-11-2006, 12:29 PM
I am The Stubborn immigrants that sneak in again

Limzo
09-11-2006, 01:27 PM
I am the other countrie's government that exiles them to England/Scotland/America or whereever.

Limzo
09-15-2006, 02:10 PM
I am England, Scotland, America and all of the other countries who join together and don't let them enter.

Aegix Drakan
09-16-2006, 12:19 PM
I am the corrupt customs officer who lets them all in!

:D stalemate over!

zeldafan500
09-16-2006, 12:53 PM
I am zeldafan500 that yells at the corrupt policeman 'EAT MY SHORTS'