The Oldest Game:

[Aegix Drakan]

I am the policeman's hard wooden club that has just whacked zeldafan500 over the head.

[Limzo]

I am the shorts who refuse to be eaten and climb down Zeldafan500's legs and run away, leaving him with his undies showing and his only dignity lying in his nose. EDIT: Darn, Ageix beat me to it.

I am the government, that refuses to chop down any more trees, so the hard wooden club is unable to be made.

[Aegix Drakan]

I am the aggravated cop who clubs Zeldafan500 and Limzo over the head with his pistiol due to a sudden lack of wooden clubs!

[Limzo]

I am the government who closes down all of the gun companies twenty years ago, therefore Ageix not having the gun in the first place, and leaving me and Zeldafan unharmed.

[Aegix Drakan]

I am the black market dealer who gives the cop the gun. therefore, you both still get whacked.

[lord_jamitossi]

I am a can of white paint that makes the black market not a black market and it stops working somehow.

Yeah.

[Limzo]

I am the painter who is painting with a can of black paint and places it atop a ladder, and foolishly allows the black market to walk 'neath the ladder and let the black paint fall on top of it, allowing the black market to start working again.

[Limzo]

I am the paint company who is put out of business for putting lead in the paint.

[Aegix Drakan]

I am the lawyer that sues the governemnt for putting the paint company out of business

[lord_jamitossi]

I am the secret services who "dispose of" the lawyer at the government's request.

[zeldafan500]

I am the super - secret service that disposes of the secret service.

[lord_jamitossi]

I am Michael Moore who exposes the super-secret service.

[Aegix Drakan]

I am the excited fan of Micheal Moore, who asks him for an autograph at a critical moment, causing Micheal Moore to not be able to expose the super-secret service.

[Limzo]

I am Michael Moore's Super-duper-secret-protection-service that do not allow you to talk to him.

[zeldafan500]

I am David hasselhof that pokes Michael Moore's Super-duper-secret-protection-service with a stick and yells 'Cool! But did you know whay pettle?'

[Aegix Drakan]

I am the raving dog who eats the Whey pettle

[Limzo]

I am David Hasselhoff who shouts "PIPEX!" at the raving dog and makes it mentaly retarded.

[Limzo]

I am the mentally retarded asosiation who shouts "sakhfeodajfe[fsIMASPAZaoiel;je" at David Hasselhoff.

[Limzo]

I am the explosion who destroys the world and kills everyone.

[Limzo]

I am the glue that flies everywhere when the world explodes and sticks it back together.

[SkyMan25]

I am the veiwer who pushes rewind and says WTF!!THATNOWORKEEZ!!

[Limzo]

I am the VCR that eats the tape.

[zeldafan500]

i am god that makes the tape fixed.

[Limzo]

I am satan who breaks the tape again.

[zeldafan500]

i am nyru that fixes it again, this time putting an evil repelling sheild on it.

[Limzo]

I am Shigeru Miyamoto who reminds excentric Zelda fans such as, Zeldafan, that Nayru is not real, and that could never ever happen in real life, therefore the tape is still broken.

[zeldafan500]

i am the sony fan that distracts Miyamoto so he cant say nayrus not real.

[Limzo]

I am Limzo who kills zeldafan to stop him being obsessed with how much he hates sony

[zeldafan500]

i am zeldafan500 that sniffs a perminent marker, gets high, and thus can run fast enough to dodge whatever u try to kill me with.

[Limzo]

I am Zeldafan who runs too fast, crashes into a wall after slipping on a banana skin, breaks all of the bones in his body, and then falls into a huge pile of wet cement, thus, killing himself.

[zeldafan500]

i am harry potter that uses some kinda spell to make me alive again, and then uses avada kedavra (a curse that kills people)on lizmo.

[biggiy05]

i am harry potter that uses some kinda spell to make me alive again, and then uses avada kedavra (a curse that kills people)on lizmo.

I am some guy that says you need a life to zeldafan500.

[zeldafan500]

i am zeldafan that uses an automatic M16 on anyone that sais that.

[death2004]

I am the moron who forgot to give zeldafan live ammo.

:)

[zeldafan500]

i am the walmart zeldafan buys it from
:)

[Aegix Drakan]

I am the clumsy employee who drops a fataly heavy potted plant on top of Zeldafan's head as he passes by to buy his ammo...

[zeldafan500]

i am zeldafan that sais 'mmmmmmmm........ pie.........'

[Limzo]

I am the cheesey clown who throws a pie in your face.

[Aegix Drakan]

I am the Clown hating guy who throws a pie back at the cheesy clown!

[g4conman]

I am the poisoned morang in the pie that kills the man that threw a pie at the clown

[Limzo]

I am the pie company owner who fires the guy who puts poisoned sugar into pies

[Aegix Drakan]

I am the assasin who kills the Pie company guy

[Limzo]

I am the assassin assassin, who assassinates the original assassin.

[Yapollo]

I am the laughing bystander who distracts the assassin assassin, who kills me and goes home.

[CJC]

I am the tragic puppy that keeps the bystander from laughing.


And that is the end of the world! A new round can be found in this thread (http://armageddongames.net/showthread.php?94843-Deflection-Stop-the-Event-above-you).