Ralph Quotes

[Archibaldo]

I was just going over all the fuuny quotes Ralph Wiggum says in the Simpsons. I was wondering if any of you guys know any. I know this one: *Ralph gets stung by a jelly fish and starts to float away* I'm going to Africa!

[Riku]

*Ralph sticks a penny up his nose* Yay! Im rich....owie....

Thats not the best one but I cant seem to think of any more at this time.

[Yoshiman]

*The superintendent of the schools walks up*

"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
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*Ralph falls down while carrying Star Wars action figures*

"I bent my wookie!"

:laughing:

EDIT: Fixed a small error. I didn't remember the full line correctly.

[Archibaldo]

Here's another one: *Mrs. Hoover hands Ralph his report card* me fail english? That's umposible!

[Ich]

"My cat's breath smells like cat food"

*takes a bite of tomacco, spits it out* "This tastes like grandma!"
*his father (chief Wiggum) takes a bite of tomacco, spits it out* "You're right! That does taste like grandma!"

[{DSG}DarkRaven]

"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"


Oh, and he bent the wookie, Yoshi. Bent.

[Cloral]

*In the episode where all the characters are animals, Ralph's a peacock, spreads his feathers:
"I'm a dog!"

*Ralph faces a wolf
"Will you be my mommy?"
*Wolf picks him up in its mouth
"You smell like dead rabbits!"

Can't think of any better ones right now...

[deathofspam]

"This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go into the deep end. That's where I saw the lepricaun. He tells me to burn things."

[vegeta1215]

"The doctor said my nose would stop bleeding if I just kept my finger outta there" :D

[Archibaldo]

"Hello Lisa, tomorrow we find out what 7+2 is!"

"Mrs. Hoover, I'm not allowed to use safety scissors."*kids laugh*
Mrs. Hoover: "The kids have a right to laugh at you Ralp, theese things couldn't cut through butter"

"Mrs. Hoover, I don't have my red crayon any more."
"What did you do with it now Ralph?"
"I ate it."

[Yoshiman]

Ah, I remembered another one (I'm not sure if it's word for word, though):

"Principal Skinner and Mrs. Crabapple where in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and it looked at me."

[phattonez]

Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants."
Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son."

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.

That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!

I know there is one with Miss Hoover, but I can't remember it right now.

[ShadowTiger]

*The superintendent of the schools walks up*

"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

Yoshiman took it. Dandy.

[Shadowblazer]

Ralph: I ated the purple berries!
Bart: How are they, Ralph? Good?
Ralph: They taste like... burning...

[Archibaldo]

Ah, I remembered another one (I'm not sure if it's word for word, though):

"Principal Skinner and Mrs. Crabapple where in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and it looked at me."
Not sure but I think it's one of the babies waved at me.
Here's another: "Mrs. Hoover, my worm jumped into my mouth and I ate it."
And another: "I found a moon rock in my nose."