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Archibaldo
06-06-2004, 08:31 PM
I was just going over all the fuuny quotes Ralph Wiggum says in the Simpsons. I was wondering if any of you guys know any. I know this one: *Ralph gets stung by a jelly fish and starts to float away* I'm going to Africa!
*Ralph sticks a penny up his nose* Yay! Im rich....owie....
Thats not the best one but I cant seem to think of any more at this time.
Yoshiman
06-06-2004, 09:31 PM
*The superintendent of the schools walks up*
"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
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*Ralph falls down while carrying Star Wars action figures*
"I bent my wookie!"
:laughing:
EDIT: Fixed a small error. I didn't remember the full line correctly.
Archibaldo
06-06-2004, 09:48 PM
Here's another one: *Mrs. Hoover hands Ralph his report card* me fail english? That's umposible!
"My cat's breath smells like cat food"
*takes a bite of tomacco, spits it out* "This tastes like grandma!"
*his father (chief Wiggum) takes a bite of tomacco, spits it out* "You're right! That does taste like grandma!"
{DSG}DarkRaven
06-06-2004, 11:29 PM
"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"
Oh, and he bent the wookie, Yoshi. Bent.
Cloral
06-06-2004, 11:53 PM
*In the episode where all the characters are animals, Ralph's a peacock, spreads his feathers:
"I'm a dog!"
*Ralph faces a wolf
"Will you be my mommy?"
*Wolf picks him up in its mouth
"You smell like dead rabbits!"
Can't think of any better ones right now...
deathofspam
06-06-2004, 11:56 PM
"This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go into the deep end. That's where I saw the lepricaun. He tells me to burn things."
vegeta1215
06-06-2004, 11:56 PM
"The doctor said my nose would stop bleeding if I just kept my finger outta there" :D
Archibaldo
06-07-2004, 08:25 PM
"Hello Lisa, tomorrow we find out what 7+2 is!"
"Mrs. Hoover, I'm not allowed to use safety scissors."*kids laugh*
Mrs. Hoover: "The kids have a right to laugh at you Ralp, theese things couldn't cut through butter"
"Mrs. Hoover, I don't have my red crayon any more."
"What did you do with it now Ralph?"
"I ate it."
Yoshiman
06-07-2004, 08:29 PM
Ah, I remembered another one (I'm not sure if it's word for word, though):
"Principal Skinner and Mrs. Crabapple where in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and it looked at me."
phattonez
06-08-2004, 02:10 PM
Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants."
Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son."
I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.
That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!
I know there is one with Miss Hoover, but I can't remember it right now.
ShadowTiger
06-08-2004, 02:33 PM
*The superintendent of the schools walks up*
"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
Yoshiman took it. Dandy.
Shadowblazer
06-08-2004, 05:01 PM
Ralph: I ated the purple berries!
Bart: How are they, Ralph? Good?
Ralph: They taste like... burning...
Archibaldo
06-08-2004, 09:13 PM
Ah, I remembered another one (I'm not sure if it's word for word, though):
"Principal Skinner and Mrs. Crabapple where in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and it looked at me."
Not sure but I think it's one of the babies waved at me.
Here's another: "Mrs. Hoover, my worm jumped into my mouth and I ate it."
And another: "I found a moon rock in my nose."
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