Goat
06-06-2004, 01:34 AM
This topic was hot in Breaker's shower (53471 replies), but I requested it be closed because too much debate about herpees was introduced.
Why do I prefer to do animals?
I have several reasons:
1.) Because of the size of my dick, I can't get a woman to do me, especially hot ones. Women are always laughing at me and that puts much preassure on my ego.
2.) Rebel against typical American views of inferior beastality.
3.) Because I feel like a sweet little lady in a bear's ass.
4.) To see the reactions of other people when they see me fucking a bear.
5.) I hate being a man and I hate it when people expect me to do stereotypical manly
things. I love playing with a bear's balls and "stuffing teh turkey"...And thats final!
6.) Because I now have a huge wad stuck to ducks, sloths, and republicans.
7.) Because I said so!
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It may not look pretty. But that isn't my goal to fornication. My inner heart is horny
enough. My primary goal is to get people to see the gentle, compasionate me, not the bear fucker beneath my attire. My choice of fucking animals and wanting to be a beaster are completely different entities. One doesn't cause the other; however one may have an effect on the other. At least superficially.
I'm not going to claim that any of this biological in origin for I'm the only one in my immediate family with these attributes. These two characteristics...They are nothing more than attributes of my character as a whole. I wouldn't define myself as normal or straight. But I would define myself according to the diverse range interests that I have. Creator of pr0n, sock puppets, and sexually transmitted diseases...Lover of animals, animals, and more animals...Lover of even more animals...My definition would be a sick mother fucker. To define myself by sexual orientation or gender is far to narrow. There is so much more to my life than my gender or sexual preferences...Which I would regard as largely irrelevant to life...At least my life.
Why do I prefer to do animals?
I have several reasons:
1.) Because of the size of my dick, I can't get a woman to do me, especially hot ones. Women are always laughing at me and that puts much preassure on my ego.
2.) Rebel against typical American views of inferior beastality.
3.) Because I feel like a sweet little lady in a bear's ass.
4.) To see the reactions of other people when they see me fucking a bear.
5.) I hate being a man and I hate it when people expect me to do stereotypical manly
things. I love playing with a bear's balls and "stuffing teh turkey"...And thats final!
6.) Because I now have a huge wad stuck to ducks, sloths, and republicans.
7.) Because I said so!
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It may not look pretty. But that isn't my goal to fornication. My inner heart is horny
enough. My primary goal is to get people to see the gentle, compasionate me, not the bear fucker beneath my attire. My choice of fucking animals and wanting to be a beaster are completely different entities. One doesn't cause the other; however one may have an effect on the other. At least superficially.
I'm not going to claim that any of this biological in origin for I'm the only one in my immediate family with these attributes. These two characteristics...They are nothing more than attributes of my character as a whole. I wouldn't define myself as normal or straight. But I would define myself according to the diverse range interests that I have. Creator of pr0n, sock puppets, and sexually transmitted diseases...Lover of animals, animals, and more animals...Lover of even more animals...My definition would be a sick mother fucker. To define myself by sexual orientation or gender is far to narrow. There is so much more to my life than my gender or sexual preferences...Which I would regard as largely irrelevant to life...At least my life.