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Krickis
05-30-2004, 10:31 PM
Theres lots of games like this,and basickly this one is fighting with the person above you(so the first person fights me.boo-hoo im sad)

death2004
05-31-2004, 03:08 PM
* smashes ^ with a frying pan :waggle: *

Krickis
06-01-2004, 02:36 AM
Wacks with stick :whap:

death2004
06-01-2004, 03:52 AM
Sings the song in ^'s signature out of key and with a microphone on full blast.........(0_0)

ZTC
09-01-2004, 11:33 AM
Drops a grand piano on ^

death2004
09-25-2004, 01:42 AM
gives a bottle of 'd(ie)n(ow)' to ^ and for good measure, takes out Metal Gear REX (copyright Konami) and splats ^ with a Nuke!

me2
09-25-2004, 01:44 AM
*Ties down to a tree trunk and shoots very sharp arrows*

ZTC
09-25-2004, 07:09 PM
sends Keifka running after ^, which calles a choboco to eat ^

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-26-2004, 03:37 PM
:shocking: ^ to death

me2
09-26-2004, 03:40 PM
Cuts every limb off very slowly, then drops into a tub of salt.

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-26-2004, 03:43 PM
pops out of salt and pwns me2 with the awp :)

ZTC
09-26-2004, 05:37 PM
sends hokie birds to peck ^ to death

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-26-2004, 07:43 PM
aww

burns ^ eyes out. x_x

ZTC
09-27-2004, 11:46 AM
belches fire onto ^

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-27-2004, 03:19 PM
kicks ^ in the nuts >.<

ZTC
09-27-2004, 03:43 PM
smashes ^ head in with a mace

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-27-2004, 03:49 PM
gives ^ a titty twister >.<

ZTC
09-27-2004, 04:04 PM
pours acid on ^'s face

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-27-2004, 08:07 PM
pokes ^ with a pencil. >.<

ZTC
09-27-2004, 11:28 PM
takes pencil and shoves it through ^'s eye

VT_Hokie_Fan
09-29-2004, 09:20 PM
Punches ^ with spiked knuckles
<>.<>
OWWWIIIIEEEE

ZTC
09-30-2004, 02:01 AM
kicks ^ in the crotch really hard with steel-toed boots X_X

death2004
10-24-2004, 03:05 AM
/me points out the fact that ^ is (for the time being anyway) dead......so ^ explodes.....again.....

ZTC
10-26-2004, 01:37 AM
(different game, different dimention :laughing: )
sends hokie birds to peck death2004 to death this time

death2004
10-26-2004, 03:43 AM
*pokes ^'s eye, not before ripping one out*

Zero Wing
10-27-2004, 10:58 AM
stab you in eye i shall

ZTC
10-31-2004, 01:44 AM
sorry to do this to ya, but;
< sets Zero Wing on fire

rwilson500
10-31-2004, 11:14 PM
blows ^ away with a twelve gauge

death2004
11-01-2004, 03:05 AM
/me runs over ^ in a monster truck :waggle:

Zero Wing
11-01-2004, 11:51 AM
axe bring out, arm off chop ^

rwilson500
11-01-2004, 06:53 PM
throws ^ off a tall building

death2004
11-03-2004, 04:30 AM
/me blows ^ away with a twelve-gauge :waggle:

Zero Wing
11-03-2004, 12:22 PM
20-gague head off of your!

death2004
11-04-2004, 03:07 AM
/me turn ^'s Zero Wing game off, then beats ^ over head with it

ZTC
11-09-2004, 07:41 PM
/me takes death2004's 12-gague and uses it on him

midnitebassist
11-19-2004, 01:27 PM
pulls pin, feeds ^ a grenade.

ZTC
11-22-2004, 12:23 PM
/me brings out the infamous chainsaw (read, intended for MrCow; heh);
uses it on ^ to make him Torso Boy!

death2004
11-26-2004, 02:04 AM
*whist ^ is chainsawing Torso Boy over there, i sneak a C4 on ^'s back and runs off, then "B00M!"*

ZTC
11-29-2004, 12:33 PM
ouch...

/me brings out a katana and slices death2004 in half

Zero Wing
12-01-2004, 09:41 PM
talk again returned has!!!
take light fire on The Cyborg
MWAHAHAHAH!!!!

ZTC
12-01-2004, 09:43 PM
so it starts again...

/me uses chainsaw on Zero Wing
HA!

Zero Wing
12-01-2004, 09:47 PM
compassion any have do not you, you do?

over runs The Cyborg truck with splat goes

ZTC
12-01-2004, 09:54 PM
/me sprays ^ with an Uzi burst-fire

death2004
12-02-2004, 04:15 AM
/me sprays ^ with twin uzi fire
BEAT THAT!

Wallnut1588
12-03-2004, 09:25 PM
sticks a bazzoka in ^'s mouth and pulls trigger. :D

death2004
12-04-2004, 02:51 PM
/me sticks bazooka up ^'s rear-end ;) and pulls the trigger

Dr. Weird
12-06-2004, 11:10 AM
I stick a bomb down your pants

**BOOM**

Slider Zero
12-07-2004, 11:32 PM
SZ: Let me make one thing Clear: NO ONE GANGS OP ON DEATH AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.

*breaks out a Power Bomb Launcher, and proceeds to flatten the immediate area around Dr. Weird*

ZTC
12-08-2004, 01:38 PM
I throw a Molotov coctail at SZ.

BOOM!

ShadowTiger
12-08-2004, 02:04 PM
* BH4 Clicks the Combat Button. BH4 has 12 Action points to spend. He takes out his Gauss Rifle (http://www.exoplayer.com/remote_strike/images/weapon_gauss.jpg), Aims at The Cyborg, and pulls the trigger.


The Cyborg's facial expression turns from a grin of indestructability, to the vulnerable frown of a child, whos torso has just been ripped to shreds by a hail of bullets. *

Enjoy.

death2004
12-10-2004, 02:44 AM
*Death clicks the Equipment button, has 3 points to spend, gets a chainsaw and twin 9mms, BH4 goes from extremely satisfied to a mess with the 9mm bullets in the crotch, and chainsawed to become Torso Boy*

ZTC
12-10-2004, 10:50 AM
I bring out the bloody chainsaw, AGAIN
then I rev it up and, I bring it down right through ^'s head

ShadowTiger
12-12-2004, 04:44 PM
.... BRB.

* Comes out with the Rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail *

death2004
12-12-2004, 05:06 PM
*smacks ^ with Holy Grail*

Dumb Blonde Elf
12-21-2004, 05:58 AM
* Drops a boat on top of ^*

death2004
12-21-2004, 06:59 AM
*smacks ^ with a gavel(very small hammer)*

Dumb Blonde Elf
12-21-2004, 01:21 PM
*Throws explosives at ^*

death2004
12-23-2004, 05:08 PM
*sends said explosives back to ^*

Dumb Blonde Elf
12-24-2004, 05:13 PM
*Feeds ^ to Chouji!!!* :laughing:

death2004
12-25-2004, 01:24 AM
*brings out <'s new AC and lays waste to ^ with dual plasma cannons :waggle:*

Dumb Blonde Elf
12-26-2004, 06:22 AM
*Steals Eminem`s chainsaw, and lacerates ^ with it* :waggle:

death2004
12-31-2004, 06:22 PM
*unaffected due to AC's heavy armour.....then just stands on ^*

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-01-2005, 02:02 PM
*Sticks ^ in a tiny garden with a wild lawnmower :D*

death2004
01-04-2005, 06:15 AM
*tames said Lawnmower and sends it after ^*

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-04-2005, 02:52 PM
*Leaps out of said lawnmower`s way, then locks ^ in a tiny room filled with spikes.*

Archibaldo
01-04-2005, 03:01 PM
*Invites ^ to the park with promises of sweets and funny jokes. Then gases ^ and stuffs ^ in the trunk of the car. Then dismembers ^ and uses limbs as wind chimes*

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-04-2005, 03:46 PM
*Tricks ^ into coming to an empty warehouse, then locks ^ inside along with
several zombies who eat ^`s brain. :evil:

death2004
01-07-2005, 03:58 AM
*sends Beta XIII(<'s new AC) after ^, vaporising with the Karasawa......(tm)

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-07-2005, 03:13 PM
*< Slices ^`s throat.*

Ovi
01-10-2005, 10:08 PM
Gives ^ a long, hard stare. ^ falls to the ground dead.

death2004
01-11-2005, 03:18 AM
*beats ^ up with a rubber duck....(sont ask)*

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-11-2005, 01:01 PM
< Shoots ^. :D

Ovi
01-11-2005, 07:33 PM
Put's hair dryer in ^'s tub while she's having a nice hot bath. ^ get's fried!

death2004
01-12-2005, 03:07 AM
*calls Beta XIII(my new AC) and uses the porta-nuke to eradicate ^ instantly*

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-12-2005, 12:31 PM
*Throws ^ In a frier.* [And Ovi, you stole your idea from Gwen Stefani!]

ZTC
01-12-2005, 02:49 PM
I send ^ though the meat grinder

Ovi
01-12-2005, 05:23 PM
[And Ovi, you stole your idea from Gwen Stefani!]

:uhoh: Sorry, I didn't read everything... there are to many forum games, and untill recently I haven't posted or read any of them.

Anyway... < takes off shoes. ^ dies instantly.

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-13-2005, 04:29 PM
Not a member called Gwen Stefani, the REAL Gwen Stefani. Check out the "It`s
My Life" video and see the hairdryer trick. Anyway... I hold my nose with both
hands [yes, it`s THAT BAD] and then fling a selection of swords at ^.

Dr. Weird
01-14-2005, 01:15 PM
I chop ^ in half with an all-ready bloody chainsaw

Ovi
01-14-2005, 11:08 PM
I fire a very thin bullet at ^. It first grazes the forhead, piercing it; it cracks the skull; bits of the skull and the bullet fly through brain matter; the bullet continues it's journey and cracks through the skull on the other side and leaves ^'s head, with a puddle of blood and Brain Matter.

^ gives me a look of sorrow and agony, knowing his end has come. Red blood and grey brain matter ooze out of the back of ^'s head. It's staining his hair, changing it's colour to a dark red. ^ falls near my feet, dead.

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-15-2005, 02:08 PM
[Eww Ovi!] I fling ^ in a gigantic fan, it`s blades whirring menacingly.

ZTC
01-15-2005, 03:09 PM
I run over ^ with a dumptruck

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-15-2005, 03:13 PM
I run ^ over with a juganaut [definitely spelled wrong!] :D

ZTC
01-15-2005, 03:43 PM
I launch ^ into space (without oxygen)

Ovi
01-15-2005, 08:53 PM
I insert air into ^'s veins (if you didn't know that would kill you)

VT_Hokie_Fan
01-15-2005, 11:17 PM
I read one of PunkOnJunk's poems to ^.

>.<

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-16-2005, 08:02 AM
[That`s mean. I like them.] I tell punkonjunk, who beats ^ up relentlessly.
:D

Ovi
01-16-2005, 05:19 PM
I try a chemical experiment: what would happen if I gave ^ a glass of water then a few hectagrams of Cesium? Well, there's only one way to find out....

BOOM!!!

VT_Hokie_Fan
01-16-2005, 07:05 PM
I call ^ gay and he dies of embarrasment

Ovi
01-16-2005, 10:51 PM
Yes... I would wouldn't I? (No)

I say that ^ is lame and that he can't find anything original to say. ^ doesn't seem to care. I'm annoyed that he doesn't die of embarrasment like I do, so I just stab him.

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-17-2005, 12:47 PM
I act overly nice to ^, and feed him strawberries from the palm of my hand, but
^ doesn`t know I have poisoned them! :D

orangeblasphemy
01-17-2005, 01:39 PM
picks up vt hokie fans limbs and has a bbq

death2004
01-17-2005, 03:18 PM
*gives exploding bbq sauce to ^*

Ovi
01-17-2005, 03:34 PM
I shoot arows at ^ (inspired by my avarta)

Archibaldo
01-17-2005, 05:44 PM
Dips ^ in liquid laminant(SP?) and places in human collection.

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-18-2005, 12:31 PM
Throws ^ into shark-infested waters. :D

orangeblasphemy
01-18-2005, 07:45 PM
quickly catches on to the exploding bbq sauce when tongue burst into flames after a small taste (never use a sauce without sampling) and offers everyone awesome steak laced with flesh eating bacteria which devours you from the inside out. mine of course is delicious (the calf is the best cut, quads are too stringy)

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-19-2005, 01:39 PM
[Eww, eww, EWW!] I whack ^ for posting wrong [not everyone, just ^] and
then kill him with his own steak! :) :D

ZTC
01-19-2005, 01:54 PM
I throw ^ over a cliff

orangeblasphemy
01-19-2005, 02:40 PM
sorry dumb, i just wanted to get sauce boy, but hey, why be stingy eh? oh yeah how exactly did you kill me with steak? i mean did you force feed it to me after you already died from eating it, did you beat me with it..... cause trust me, i'm not eating anything you guys try to feed me. :) and while i'm at it, kidnaps ^ and sews his flesh to a sheet which has been sewn onto a boxspring then removes eyelids with an exacto knife, drops some lsd in your eyes and leaves in a dark room with water dripping into the left eye and horrible music blaring in the backround. oh yeah, i forgot to mention that the bucket from which the water is dripping is the counter wieght to a cinder block with a very long sharp needle that sinks deeper into the right eye with every drop. weeeeeee! i win:)

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-19-2005, 03:42 PM
[Yet again, EWW!] I play Bloody Pingu, butI use ^ as the pingu. :D

orangeblasphemy
01-19-2005, 05:06 PM
bloody pingu? what the hell is bloody pingu? I've got a game for you. Ties up ^ and force feeds you 2llb.s of wrapped hard candy then pierces your back and wraps a rope around your spine. then hangs you from a tree limb and invites over a bunch of mexicans for a pinyata party with a baseball bat wrapped in razor wire. weee:) i win again

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-19-2005, 05:18 PM
[Click arcade for Bloody Pingu] [Also EVIL!] I whack ^ with a spiked bat, they
bleed to death. Weee! I win! :evil:

orangeblasphemy
01-19-2005, 07:49 PM
ho ho, nice try, but you see, i am eternal *yanks bat out of the side of my face and tosses into the corner* hmmmm..... what to do now. * grabs the back of dumb blondes tunic as she tries to flee * I've got it. *reaches into pocket and reveals a thumb tack* this may not kill you, but it will hurt like hell :) *poke* "ah" *poke* "ah" *poke* "ah" *poke* "ah" right in the gums *poke* "ah-huh-huh-huh"(sobbing) alright, that's enough * rips off your ear and sucks out your brain*

VT_Hokie_Fan
01-19-2005, 08:51 PM
wheh...

I kick ^ in the nuts... one million times.
>.<

ZTC
01-20-2005, 12:40 PM
I cut ^'s head off

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-20-2005, 03:56 PM
I beat ^ relentlessly, then I cut ^^ to pieces for for what they did to <! :D

orangeblasphemy
01-20-2005, 05:29 PM
once again gather up vt hokey's body parts and fires up the grill. was that one for me dumb? if so than-- *coughs up nuts then swallows them back down* ahem, thanks :) oh yeah, sorry about eating your brain and all ;)

VT_Hokie_Fan
01-20-2005, 05:34 PM
yeah... u forgot to KILL THE ONE ABOVE YOU. NOT THE ONE WAY ABOVE YOU.
Jesus Christ.

I call ^ a dummy and he cries so his mean old daddy kills him.

Ovi
01-20-2005, 05:53 PM
I give everyone one of my looks... they all die... and ^ is given the hardest stare

orangeblasphemy
01-20-2005, 06:01 PM
sorry hokey. didn't mean to offend your gang. please don't cap me dogg, cuz i roll 50 deep in a mad ill sick ass crew b. *hop in my escalade bought with drug and pimpin money and gather up some of my boys roll up on all you mofo's and unload on you drive by style with assorted stolen assault rifles*
nuttin but a g thang bay be.
out

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-21-2005, 01:17 PM
[Orange, it WAS for you *folds arms, closes eyes and pouts sulkily*] I drop 17
pianos on top of ^. [And I zap them for not KILLING THE ONE ABOVE THEM]
:mad:

Ovi
01-21-2005, 03:42 PM
I send ^ a new and very difficult video game. She dies over and over and over again! And she ends up wasting her life and gets obsessed with the game and forgets to eat and evetually dies of starvation.

orangeblasphemy
01-21-2005, 05:16 PM
ow *rubs head* sorry i didn't kill you. i'll never let it happen again. alright, i take ^ and bring out to where i live ( 40 acres of freedom ) and strip him nekkid. use a brad nailer to attach some antlers to his skull and force him to run off into the woods. about an hour later i begin the hunt. i use his bow, very nice by the way, and when i find him i shoot him in the gut, drag him out of the woods and string him up in the back. now comes the fun part. then i gut, skin and bleed him out. chop him up into prime cuts and once again bust out the bbq. *does the homer* mmmm ovi burgers aghghgh

Ovi
01-21-2005, 07:51 PM
But I don't taste good! Do I? I wouldn't know... I never tried to take a bite out of myself...

Anyway.... once eaten by ^ I deceide to let him know that I'm poisinous the hard way. ^ drops dead... and somehow I escape, don't ask me how because I don't know.

orangeblasphemy
01-21-2005, 08:13 PM
lmao. i remember that, you remember the old tale of little red riding hood, and the hunter that cut her out of the wolfs belly. yeah, i think it was him. i used one of my continues and regained conciousness as ^ was walking away then i took off my shirt and made a crude sling out of it and pounded^ in the back of the head with a large stone. you should have seen it, brains everywhere.

Ovi
01-21-2005, 08:23 PM
Maybe, but what ^ didn't know was that I had a tiny gadget attached to me that upon my death, a chain of nukes would explode and the world would blow up and ^ would go with it! Mwuahahaha!

orangeblasphemy
01-22-2005, 01:24 PM
that's ok, cause i have a compund built into the mountain behind my house just for this sort of occasion and i bring dumb blonde elf vt hokie fan and the cyborg with me so we can repopulate the world in between killing each other. I also have a neat little laboratory which i bring ^ to and jump start his heart. then i proceed to disect you and torture your chakarate zones, and every time you die i make you come back to life so i can kill you over and over again for destroying the world.

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-22-2005, 03:28 PM
I send ^ a new and very difficult video game. She dies over and over and over again! And she ends up wasting her life and gets obsessed with the game and forgets to eat and evetually dies of starvation.

[No chance of ME dying from starvation *claws at stupid fat* I HATE MYSELF]
I send ^ to the cleaners. ^ is accidentally washed, and killed [just because I`m
in a bad mood, I HATE MYSELF NOW, so I`m taking it out on others, so watch out]

orangeblasphemy
01-22-2005, 04:32 PM
i hitch hike to dumb's house from the stupid thai cleaning place (i got her address of the cleaning stub) and wait for her to leave. i change the locks while she is gone, making sure to leave the door open, then upon her arrival proceed to lock her into the house then set it ablaze with several moltov cocktails, then i sit in the front yard with a shot gun waiting for her to try and jump out a window. oh yeah, did i mention the propane tanks i convieniently placed in the closets and under the beds, behind the couch, etc. weee i win

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-22-2005, 05:02 PM
[How heartless are you?] I get VERY angry with ^ for ignoring my unhappiness
and I drop 1,000,000,0000,0000,0000,0000 piano filled with lead on top of ^.
*curses and sobs quietly to self :(*

Ovi
01-22-2005, 06:04 PM
I also have a neat little laboratory which i bring ^ to and jump start his heart. then i proceed to disect you and torture your chakarate zones, and every time you die i make you come back to life so i can kill you over and over again for destroying the world.
Now that's just plain mean! You shouldn't do things like that to a poor ickle innocent bystander who never did anything to you! Well... maybe I did do something... but it's not worth killing me for!


No chance of ME dying from starvation
You would still die of starvation even if you were really fat (which you're not) it would just take longer.

Anyway... to stay on subject:

Feeling to sorry for ^ I deceide to go easy on her and just shoot her, giving her a quik and eady death.

^^ on the other hand, I strap to a rocket destined for space. I don't know what happens next, he could either:

a) Die from lack of Oxygen

b) Burn up in earths atmophere

c) Be ripped apart by space which is supposedly void

d) some other option I havn't mentioned.

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-22-2005, 06:10 PM
[No idea how you know I`m not fat, have you been talking to my best friend?]
I thank ^ for going easy on me, and I simply freeze him, not too painful, but it
would kill you eventually. *wipes away tears and sends ^ thank-you note, but <
is still going on a diet* ;)

orangeblasphemy
01-23-2005, 01:29 PM
The key to weight loss is more exercise than diet(that's an ugly word) I was homeless for awhile so i had nothing to do but walk around town, when i got sick of town i moved to the city and walked around there. now that i have finally settled down and started having kids i am beggining to get me a nice little gut. please, promise one thing, stay away from atkins, it's the biggest crock of shit i have ever heard.i send richard simmons to ^'s house and everything seems fine until the microwave goes off and he kills you for eating a hot pocket. (i hope i haven't offended you, that was not my intent) and ovi, YOU ENDED THE WORLD, so i think that my killing you over and over again was more than justified. *slaps ovi with a half rotton cod* weee i win

orangeblasphemy
01-23-2005, 01:34 PM
one more thing, i kill all of you again for not even looking at my game thread! and if you have looked at it, for shame... spoof you die now.

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-23-2005, 04:21 PM
[Don`t DP. I looked at your game, but I didn`t get it. Sorry. Oh, and, don`t worry
I hate Atkins, I won`t do that.] Anyway, I send a highly technical thing to you, you
spend so much time playing with it your brain melts and you die. ;)

orangeblasphemy
01-23-2005, 04:31 PM
oh, thanks for checking it out, i'll try to explain better. alright, say i post the word brain. you have to use the letters in it to make as many other words as possible. rain-ran-bar-bain-ban-bin etc. then post a new word along with the number of words you got and the total nuber throughout the game (twc and wc) if you miss any words that could have been made you forfeit your wc to the poster who gets them. get it now? oh, and about above, i aqlready have a brain melting technical device i live on, it's called a computer, but thanks anyway :) i take ^ to a well and throw her in where she lives off of bugs and the water in which she defecates until she loses her will to live and finally dies. maybe even catches some horrible disease from the nasty water. (sorry, i'm running out of less than morbid ways to kill you :) )

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-23-2005, 05:12 PM
[Ohhhhhh, I get it now] I make ^ go on my diet I designed for myself [which
will definitely kill you!] :D

orangeblasphemy
01-24-2005, 11:22 AM
see, that was so not violent i don't know how to kill you now. i am a sick twisted individual and this game is perfect for one as demented as i, but you're too nice to dismember. alright i tie ^ down and indulge myself in a nice boston baked bean supper then tape a funnel to your face and put the little end in my butt and unleash the poisonous gas into your lungs. you drown in your own vomit.

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-24-2005, 05:05 PM
[That. Is. So. Gross.] I make ^ sit in my room in winter. ^ freezes to death. ;)

ZTC
01-25-2005, 02:12 PM
I throw a few grenades at ^
**BOOM!!**

orangeblasphemy
01-25-2005, 02:28 PM
i take ^ to my lab and remove small portions of his skin, then graft living squirrels onto the patches and drop him off in time square new york city with nothing but a pair of hawian shorts and a pocket full of walnuts. one of two things will happen, either you will be shot for being such a freak, or conan o'brien will see you on his way to work and make you a star, but sadly even if you made it that far, i forgot to mention the squirells are rabid, so you end up goping phsyco on the late show and have to be put to sleep by animal control.

Ovi
01-25-2005, 07:17 PM
(I hope that I'm not to nice to dismember)

I give ^ some of my cooking. Did I mention that I never tried to cook before? You can be my test rabbit

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-26-2005, 03:59 PM
[lol, I suck at cooking too!] I send ^ to see Ganonator, ^ is so scared he trembles
to death. :)

VT_Hokie_Fan
01-26-2005, 04:19 PM
I steal DBE's hair dye and her hair becomes all gunky and white and no matter what she does she can't get it out and her hair looks like a dead rat and all her friends frolick freely while DBE's hair is freakily flaming fruitfully...

Then ^ dies.

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-26-2005, 04:35 PM
[How the hell did you know I dye it? Although I do.] I get mad at ^ [nobody touches MY hair dye!] and force ^ to try and talk to me in real life. I talk SO FAST
that ^`s head explodes, but ^ gives me back my hair dye! :tongue:

EDIT: I guess "I totally need to dye my hair again" gave it away, huh? :sweat:

Ovi
01-26-2005, 09:16 PM
((Yeah, slightly))

Did you know that I was born in Romania? Did you know that Transylvania is in Romania? :sb: Guess how you die?

VT_Hokie_Fan
01-26-2005, 09:53 PM
Did you know talk fast too, DBE?

I push ^ and he falls down and scrapes his knee, which becomes infected

>.< Ouch!

ZTC
01-27-2005, 11:18 AM
infected doesn't neccessarialy mean death....

I put ^ though teh meat grinder

ocelot
01-27-2005, 12:03 PM
I put 6 silver ones trough^

ZTC
01-27-2005, 12:29 PM
I call for an axe murderer...
CHOP!

Ovi
01-27-2005, 07:05 PM
I put water on ^'s avarta.

EDIT: No fair! TC changed his avarta! Now my post doesn't make sense... oh well.

VT_Hokie_Fan
01-27-2005, 10:53 PM
infected doesn't neccessarialy mean death....
It's assumed

I whip ^ in the nuts until he gets AIDS from it and dies.

Ovi
01-28-2005, 11:41 PM
Now that's just plain mean!

I blow in ^'s ear. It gets infected, and ^ dies, too.

death2004
01-31-2005, 03:02 AM
*^ hears the sound of a Desert Eagle priming*
Death: don't move...........
^: eep..........
Death: asta la vista......BABY! *fires Plasma Eagle at ^'s head......^'s head is vaporised(sp?)*

Ganonator
01-31-2005, 03:11 AM
*laughs death2004 to death because his username is a whole year old*

ZTC
01-31-2005, 01:38 PM
I take ^'s sword, and cut his head off

Dumb Blonde Elf
01-31-2005, 04:47 PM
I swing the sword at ^.

g.iaroos
01-31-2005, 05:42 PM
I melt the sword so you burn down in pain

death2004
02-01-2005, 04:42 AM
*I fire my modded M4(plasma mode ON!) to change ^ from evil mage into evil gooey mage*

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-02-2005, 03:54 PM
I hug ^ because I`m happy to see him, but ^ shrivels in embarassment. [YAY!
You`re back!] :D

ZTC
02-02-2005, 04:04 PM
I fill ^ full of BBs

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-02-2005, 04:15 PM
I strangle ^ with strawberry chewy sweet laces.

ZTC
02-02-2005, 04:19 PM
I shove ^ through...
a wall of spikes

death2004
02-03-2005, 02:08 AM
*holds ^ up so ^^ can kick ^ in the nuts.....*

Death: that oughta teach him...

*< then takes ^^ out for a quick milkshake(any flavor)*

ZTC
02-03-2005, 12:21 PM
I stab ^ in the head, then I dish out ^'s brains with a melon baller

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-03-2005, 12:49 PM
Well first I thank Death for milkshake and kicking Cyborg *is amused* and then,
I hang ^ by his fingertips and let ^^ take swipes at ^ until he's dead. :waggle:

ZTC
02-03-2005, 12:51 PM
I brain ^ for not being at my forum games

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-03-2005, 01:15 PM
*is too!* :blah: :blah: Anyhoo. I hang ^ with chewy lace sweets!

death2004
02-03-2005, 03:43 PM
*gives ^ a poisoned cookie(well its nicer than shooting you...)*

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-03-2005, 03:45 PM
[Thanks for being nice] I make ^ drink lethal milkshake. [Sorry]

death2004
02-03-2005, 05:15 PM
*< is unaffected....(< has had worse...), < makes ^ eat :) cookies*

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-04-2005, 01:01 PM
* < is happy!* Anyhoo. I feed ^ too many cookies. ^ explodes.

Ovi
02-04-2005, 08:19 PM
Well... there's more than one way to kill a person. I somehow obtain a electric cannon and fire at ^, but first I use a small voltage just to annoy her. It starts out as small what-would-seem-like-static-electricity shocks, but after a while I get bored and turn up the power. The cannon is finally strong enough to burn ^, but it won't do anything more than that, so I get bored (again) and put ^ in a giant micro-wave oven. ^ explodes into thousands of tiny pieces. I laugh at first... but then I remember that I never put anything around ^, so I have to clean up the giant microwave that is full of blood. I knew I just have used a dagger.

death2004
02-05-2005, 12:36 AM
* sticks ^ into the giant micro-wave and cooks on HIGH for 30 minutes...^ explodes*

Ovi
02-06-2005, 04:41 AM
Makes ^ clean the micro-wave oven after I explode. ^ closes the door behind him and loosing his only source of air and he sufficates

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-06-2005, 08:09 AM
[I'll teach you to kill my Posting Buddy!] I make ^ work. ^ has never worked before, and so ^ dies of exhaustion. :blah: :blah:

death2004
02-07-2005, 02:32 AM
* throws ^ into Milkshake Lake..with no bouyancy at all, ^ sinks to the bottom*

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-07-2005, 10:07 AM
* bakes ^ into giant cookie!* [food war seems to have broken out!]

Kamaria
02-07-2005, 10:21 AM
*Carries ^ all the way out to the edge of an active volcano hole and ties them up there to slowly cook from the heat, and then be finished by the rising lava.

Dr. Weird
02-09-2005, 04:23 PM
I pump ^ full of BBQ sauce, then chop off ^'s head (then the body rockets off to Phenoix, Arizona

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-09-2005, 05:09 PM
I send ^ to Japan. ^ eats poisoned sushi and dies.

Ovi
02-10-2005, 05:50 PM
I tell ^ how beautiful she looks today. ^ becomes way to giddy to notice the huge cliff that she falls off of.

Kamaria
02-11-2005, 12:07 PM
*Puts ^ in a room full of 10 overlapping Gleeok 2s, 10 Death Knights, and Ganon with only a wooden sword and watches ^ get mauled*

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-11-2005, 12:29 PM
I send ^ to a beauty salon, ^ thinks eyelash curlers are torture instruments and ^
is so terrified ^ is burnt to death by a hairdryer on fire. :rofl:

Ovi
02-11-2005, 09:25 PM
I tell ^ how lame she is. We all know what happens next.

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-12-2005, 10:08 AM
I get mad at ^ and fry him alive!

Ovi
02-12-2005, 01:29 PM
I come back from teh grave to haunt ^ and eventually kill her

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-12-2005, 02:48 PM
I stab ^ to death with my lethal stiletto shoes. :blah: :blah:

death2004
02-12-2005, 05:21 PM
*once again, < sticks ^ into Milkshake Lake and then covers it with Cookies, making it Cookie hill*

Ovi
02-13-2005, 01:56 PM
pokes ^ with a needle to death. Painful way to go.

death2004
02-13-2005, 05:17 PM
Death:*Points arm at ^*
Ovi: and....what is that supposed to do??
Death: *shapeshifting said arm to a 3-barreled laser gun* this....*blows ^'s brains out, but the death is painless and quick, < then shapeshifts arm back to normal then devours both Cookie Hill and Milkshake Lake*

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-14-2005, 08:56 AM
I drown ^ in said Milkshake Lake for mentioning sugar when < is banned from it!

death2004
02-14-2005, 12:11 PM
*< says nothing but sugar for the next month*

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-14-2005, 02:46 PM
*< removes ^ from <'s buddy list, then < :toast:s ^ to death*

death2004
02-14-2005, 04:39 PM
<: mmm....toast...... *then < brains ^ with 5-tonne sack of sugar*

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-14-2005, 05:39 PM
I feed ^ dynamite disguised as candy sticks! :rofl:

death2004
02-15-2005, 03:18 AM
<: ow....indigestion...:sick: *then brains ^ over head with PS2*

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-15-2005, 08:22 AM
[Sorry!] < feeds ^ PS2, obviously ^ explodes, eww! ;)

death2004
02-16-2005, 04:58 AM
<: i dont explode...*< then brains ^ with SledgeHammer*

Kamaria
02-16-2005, 09:43 AM
*Feeds ^ to a gigantic glasses-wearing cosplay girl.*

death2004
02-16-2005, 03:12 PM
*throws said glasses-wearing girl at ^ after stuffing said girl with dynamite*

B00M!

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-16-2005, 03:48 PM
* Gives ^ a dynamite-stuffed slice of toast * [don't ask how I got it in there, K?]

death2004
02-17-2005, 03:20 AM
<: need i remind you that i dont explode? *beats ^ over the head with a barrel of caramelised sugar(

merder
02-17-2005, 05:34 AM
steals star rod and keeps shooting stars at the target ^

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-17-2005, 05:54 AM
* shoots ^ with newbie shooter *
^^, need I remind u I'm banned from sugar?!
^ I'm kidding, you'll fit in! :D

Kamaria
02-17-2005, 09:25 AM
*Beats all ^ with an all-purpose death stick and has that glasses girl come back and finish them off.*

Zero Wing
02-17-2005, 12:30 PM
I "axe" ^ to death

death2004
02-17-2005, 02:56 PM
*I 'stab' ^ to death with a hammer....(dont ask)*

Ovi
02-17-2005, 04:43 PM
I slowly raise my arm, holding a pistol. I fire a single shot and watch as it misses. I curse silently, then fire again, this time hitting ^ in the stomach. I let him die like that, a single bullet in the stomach. Horrible and painful way to go. I'd hate to be ^

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-17-2005, 05:28 PM
I hug Ovi to death!

Ovi
02-17-2005, 05:46 PM
Well, finally, that's a way to go that I don't mind much. At least I feel luved.

But, since I'm not so nice, I strap ^ to a jetpack, and tell her that she'll be able to fly, but I give ^ no protection against the exhaustion flames, so she burns as soon as she tried to fly

ZTC
02-17-2005, 05:57 PM
I push ^ into the ocean

Ovi
02-17-2005, 06:04 PM
I swim back to ^, and I throw him into the ocean, then I slightly cut my finger, and let the blood drip into the water. Sharks can smell blood from a mile away. I watch while ^ gets eaten alive and I can't help but smile.

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-17-2005, 06:27 PM
I yell at ^ and strangle ^ instead!

Ovi
02-17-2005, 06:34 PM
I manage to escape ^'s grasp and then push her into the shark infested waters also. TC is already there, and my blood had already attracted many sharks. I know that ^ and ^^ have no way of escaping. I laugh for no good reason and then enjoy then show.

death2004
02-18-2005, 12:14 PM
Death: HEY YOU!!!
Ovi: ???
Death: LEAVE MY POSTING BUDDY ALONE!!! *shoves ^ into said shark-infested ocean* AND FOR GOOD MEASURE!!! *< blasts 3000 machinegun bullets at whatever is left of ^*

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-18-2005, 02:19 PM
Aww, I really have to kill my Posting Buddy? oh well
Shoots ^ [humanely]

Ovi
02-18-2005, 08:02 PM
My ghost returns to haunt ^ and ^^. Out of fear, they both jump in the water and die eaten alive! Ah, you just got to luv those sharks.

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-19-2005, 09:04 AM
RIGHT, OK! * I steal a Dark Ant from Rael and it eats ^, then I introduce death2004 to my friend Yoshi-san, and we all have a GOOD LAUGH at ^ *
:blah:

death2004
02-21-2005, 03:15 AM
(aw man!)

<: sorry to have to do this but....*blasts a hole in ^'s head, causing a painless, brainless death*
<: thats gonna leave a mark....:thumbsdn:

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-21-2005, 03:35 PM
I guess that means:
DBE: Hang on a sec *gets Mariscia and Anais*
death: what the hell?
DBE: Kill him demons!
death: Demons?
Mariscia and Anais: Don't laugh at Chapter 3 quotes!!
death: Oops!
Mariscia and Anais: OK, * pulls daggers out * you can suffer for it!
death: Aww...
DBE: Sorry! * glomps *
Mariscia and Anais: * stick daggers through ^ *
death: Oww
DBE: XD

death2004
02-22-2005, 03:33 AM
Death:....suckage.... *drawing a small stick*
DBE: *:lmao:*
*the stick becomes some sort of scythe, then is used to neatly split ^ in 2*
Death: please dont do that trick again...or should i set Beta XIII on you?

Kamaria
02-22-2005, 08:44 AM
*Stabs ^ with a superfied piece of meatloaf. If the bleeding doesn't kill them, the E. Coli sure will.*

ShadowTiger
02-22-2005, 11:37 AM
* Sticks a loaf of bread in the freezer.

* Waits an hour

*Robs a bank with it.

*Then kills you two hundred times.

Sure, why the heck not.

death2004
02-22-2005, 11:58 AM
Death: whoa....nothing stops that.... *pressing a button*
^ and ^^: wha???
BH4: <hmmmmm... AC Beta XIII detected>
*a HUGE AC with OTT weaponry appears outta nowhere*
Death: *hopping in* see ya in another world....
^ and ^^: oh dear lord......
Death: *firing the 'Sawa at ^ and ^^, neatly vaporising them both* that'll do!

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-22-2005, 04:32 PM
Death:....suckage.... *drawing a small stick*
DBE: *:lmao:*
*the stick becomes some sort of scythe, then is used to neatly split ^ in 2*
Death: please dont do that trick again...or should i set Beta XIII on you?

[OK, why do you hate RP characters?]
Anyhoo, I ram Mariscia's dagger through ^'s torso!!! [mwah hahahaha] :laughing:

Ovi
02-22-2005, 04:39 PM
Death: Now That I have my new machine, you're pathetic dagger will not affect me, but I can still kill you...

*tryes to aim Beta XIII at ^, but Beta XIII won't move*

Death: What the...? Why isn't this working?

Ovi: *Holding the adapter* You forgot to plug it in... you know, you're weapon won't work without electricity, but mine will *reveals a long sword*

Death: Crud....

death2004
02-23-2005, 02:11 AM
Death: ermm...this thing is powered by a nuclear reactor.... so there is no need for plugs/adapters.... so Beta XIII! PWNAGE TIME!!!!!
BXIII: roger! *massacres ^ with a mix of Sawa shots, Machine-Gun bullets, Missiles and Nukes*
Death: meh.... you got PWNED!!!!!

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-23-2005, 05:56 AM
Meh. Anyway.
DBE: Hello death!
death: Er, hello DBE
DBE: I'm not going to hurt you! Just this! *glomps ^ to death again*
death: Oww X_x

death2004
02-23-2005, 02:47 PM
Death: i always hate this part..... *throws ^ into a heart-shaped lava pool*
^: AIEEEEEEEE!!!!
<: *sob* dammit!

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-23-2005, 03:03 PM
[aww, me too] Anyway, * < sees ^ is online and rushes to glomp him, rushing a little too much and accidentally pushing ^ into said heart-shaped lava * (Meep! I really didn't want to do that)

death2004
02-24-2005, 02:01 AM
<: owww..... *tosses ^ poisoned sugar-free milkshake* i hate this part...
^: *drops to floor*

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-24-2005, 02:41 PM
[So I'm like poisoned now? OMG, I'm poisoned in the RP too :scared:] Anyhoo.
DBE: (sorry) *chucks bomb and DUCKS!*
death: Holy cow!!!
DBE: So sorry! :odd:

death2004
02-24-2005, 02:43 PM
Death: *emerging slightly charcoaled* owww..... *summoning a 7-foot long sword* sorry to do this..but i've had enough....
DBE: eep..... :eek:
Death: *drawing sword, only for it to be the MasaMune* sosososososososososososososo sorry! *impales ^ on MasaMune* dammit.... *stabs < with Masamune*

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-24-2005, 02:49 PM
(Hmm, two can play at this game!]
DBE: Demons!
death: Oh, holy Jesus not again...
Mariscia and Anais: Hello!
death: Meep!
DBE: OK, lets make this painless!
death: Thank you!
M+A: *slice ^ vertically* Painless, eh?
DBE: Oops, sorry, I meant painful *sorry*

death2004
02-24-2005, 05:54 PM
Death: *emerging unharmed* ermm...you cut.....my....hair...... *Nuke-size explosion of Dark Energy*
DBE: *leaving a mess in pants*
Death?: hmmph...*emerging with blood-red hair, eyes filled with anger and an unusual sword/scythe combo* no-one has done that and survived!!!
Mariscia and Anais: *stiff as boards*
Death?: now i have your attention, i should introduce myself...i am Seraph, the TRUE Guardian of Time and Death, this....IDIOT is just one of three vessels of my old body.... but now you know that...its time to die.....*putting swythe(sword+scythe) away, then putting arms above head, but to the sides* Star....*both hands move 90 degrees* Death..... *the hands move 180 degrees clockwise, then are placed together in a cup-shape* BLAST!!!!!!! *A massive beam rips ^, Mariscia and Anais apart in one hit, leaving nothing but ashes*
Death: *now back to normal* what have i done???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-26-2005, 09:00 AM
(YOU KILLED MY DEMONS!! NOW I KILL YOU!!!)
DBE: So, I heard you killed my demon and her friend
death: Oops
DBE: That's OK, I'll use MY OWN demon magic now
death: Huh?
DBE: *casts Dark Shadow on self*
death: *tries to stab <, thrown back from shield*
DBE: Hehe
death: Oww, my head!!
DBE: Meh, that's only the beginning
death: B-bring it on!
DBE: OK!! *rams dagger STRAIGHT THROUGH ^, NOT HIS HAIR*
death: *bleeds to death*
DBE: *also back to normal* Oops! Sorry, *gets Clotho to try to revive him*

death2004
02-26-2005, 04:28 PM
Death: *coming round* owwww.....that hurt like mad.... :sly: well...*giving ^ a :hug:* heheheheheheheh
DBE: ??? *:bouncy:*
Death: sorry to do this but...*summons MasaMune again, then creates a HUGE Blade Beam of sorts* its the whole point of this...*discharges Beam, which splits ^ into 2, then comes back and splits < into 2* owww...*passing out*

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-27-2005, 09:01 AM
[Um, you can't do that! In RP that's called god-modding, it means you're invincible!
And you're not :sb:]

DBE: Hello, CHEATER!
death: Uh, about that :sweat:
Mariscia and Anais *chorusing sweetly* Hi!
death: Uh, yeah, hiiii
DBE: OK
Mariscia and Anais: *take ^ prisoner and sacrifice him!!!*
DBE: Muwahahahahahaha!! *ahem* :sb:

death2004
02-27-2005, 12:15 PM
Death: ermm....and that was supposed to do...what??? *passing out*
DBE: heheheheheheheh :sb:
Anais: ughhhh.... *passing out*
Marisca: owww...*passing out*
DBE: ??? *falls to ground, then bleeds to death*

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-27-2005, 12:26 PM
(What did you do to me and my fellow demons??? YOU POISONED US DIDN'T YOU?????) *ahem*
OK, now I'm angry. * I take my own dagger, and do Mariscia's Spinning Slice, which basically means I slash ^ to ribbons! *
DBE: Heh heh...
Anais: Whatever
Mariscia *falls over* I'm dizzyyyyyyy!

death2004
02-27-2005, 04:04 PM
Death: i F*****' hate passing out... but... in revenge... ALMIGHTY MASABLAST!!!! *HUGE explosion takes lives of all in room, even the one who is supposed to be 'god-modding', and all that is left is ashes*

Ovi
02-28-2005, 09:20 AM
Ovi walked into the room

Ovi: Hey guys! Sup? So, what's been going on? Er.... you're all dead, who do I kill?

death2004
02-28-2005, 10:22 AM
Death: *re-assembling* damn... i need coffeeeeeeee!!!!
Ovi: :odd: w...t...f...?
Death: hmm? oh right... STAR DEATH BLAST!!! *^ is incinarated and ^'s ashes join ^^^'s*

Ovi
02-28-2005, 04:27 PM
Ovi: You'll just have to settle for tea! *pulls out sword and stabs ^ in the heart and watches as ^ dies)

ZTC
02-28-2005, 04:31 PM
Sledgehammer on ^'s head
'nuff said

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-28-2005, 04:42 PM
I switch into demon Mariscia mode and quickly perform the lethal Spinning Slice on ^. ^ is made into pwitty ribbons!! Mwahahaha! :sb:
(Now, that IS "nuff said!)

ZTC
02-28-2005, 04:44 PM
I take a broken link,
and cut ^ to pieces

Dumb Blonde Elf
02-28-2005, 05:01 PM
I tell ^ not to laugh at O' Airheaded Demon and slash him to pieces!! Mwahahahah!!! :sb:

death2004
03-01-2005, 02:08 AM
*throws demon ^ into ^^'s sword(AFTER painting it with a milk-shake colour ;))*

Dumb Blonde Elf
03-01-2005, 02:54 PM
OI! LEAVE DEMONS ALOOOOONE!!!!

* slices ^ to bitesize pieces *

death2004
03-01-2005, 04:20 PM
Death: *piecing self back together* owwwww...... *passing out from the pain*
^: not again...*passing out*
Person: well fudge a f*****' spoon...

Ovi
03-01-2005, 06:02 PM
Ovi: You know, since you're both out cold, killing you would be to easy and boring, so I guess I'll just poke you with a stick

http://armageddongames.net/images/smilies/poke.gif

death2004
03-02-2005, 10:07 AM
*pokes ^ with spear*
(< also pokes the 60 sec limit with spear*

Dumb Blonde Elf
03-04-2005, 06:16 AM
* slashes ^ just for fun, and POKES Ovi RELENTLESSLY with dagger *

death2004
03-04-2005, 11:52 AM
*joins ^ in poking Ovi, but then starts to poke ^ with the Acid-Stool*
(death: and MUST i suffer the damn 60 sec limit???)

Darth Marsden
03-04-2005, 03:58 PM
I ignite my darksaber and slash death2004 into cute little itty-bitty bits.

ZTC
03-04-2005, 04:41 PM
Force Lightning
*ZAP!*

death2004
03-04-2005, 05:01 PM
*throws ^ into acid pool*